So, after observing how Dollars are upholding the idea in "common reality" think it should be OK for me to contribute as well, starting with a little entertainment first. And here goes one of the first ideas i have in my mind: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED THREAD!

Ok, here it goes. All Dollars are involved in different lifestyles, routines, countries, workplaces and carry different views on what is unique for them and what is common. So, I would like to create a thread that at any given date a Dollars could share their own unique achievements with the others.

Foreword: I do understand that Dollars BBS does not have any specific chat rules, so this idea is left up to your generosity in understanding.

My proposed idea of sharing:

1) Recall today's events, ideas, discoveries, : Was it meeting your long lost brother? Was it tripping over your sleeping alcoholic dad and falling face down? Was it the A on a test, getting boner near senior home, doing nothing at all or just the fact that you are unable to recall anything.... Just choose the one you find unique or comfortable to share or significant in your life... Pick one :)

2) Naming your achievement: It's all up to you how you name your achievement. You could call it like "Boner achieved" or "Walk the plank" or "This is SPARTA!"... Depends on your experience and your creativity

3) Explain your achievement: Just briefly tell about your achievement. Simple as that. If you have truly experienced some sort of revelation or world-shattering event... Use more space :D

4) Limit your posts: I would say, one post per day... Sharing the best achievement of the day should be sufficient. If the thread gets the popularity and you would like to ask a question, congratulate your fellow Dollar or just to tell me you are laughing your ass off at my pathetic attempt to entertain , use the same post your achievement is mentioned at.

I know this sounds a bit restricting, but I would appreciate if you were to follow the pattern. Let's go then!

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"MIKADO WOULD BE PROUD" ACHIEVEMENT
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First thread on the board opened... Stepped over my annoying part of personality that refuses putting effort in large part of spontaneous ideas i get. Will see if it works. Might realize a few more interesting ideas if this one works.

Remember: the most unique achievement of the day

"Davy and Goliath" Achievement

Beat up the school bully, he's twice my size and I only used a sock with a rock in it.

*Fiery Passion* Achievement

I confessed to three girls today...

They were all having lunch together...

Got to talk to a frined online for first time!

*Ballsy Failure* Achievement

>>3 They thought it was a joke.

>>4 called "Too excited to Name this achievement."

Um....."Putting Home in Homeowork."

Did all my homework today before eight o'clock. I usually...don't >_>

Achievement Unlocked: "Face To Palm Combo" 5G

Achieved by face palming at the inane bullshit some of the members of this site post 50 times.

That wasn't directed at this thread (actually a fun thing to do on occasion); more at stuff like the virus guy in tech and the Occupy Wallstreet supporters' arguments.

Achievement Unlocked: "Taking a Bite Out of Crime" 200G

Achieved by biting a criminal on the ass while they commit the crime.

Haven't gotten this one yet, but holey fuck, you are awesome if you did.

Achievement Unlocked: Master Bumper

I just bumped another 19 or so threads a third time today. Will the idiots make it a fourth time? Only time will tell.

Achievement Unlocked: Dancing Potatoes

I just stubbed my toe....

"4) Limit your posts: I would say, one post per day"

Bad Mael.

Achievement Unlocked: "L.K.W.S.B."

Set up a very elaborate, probably trauma-inducing Halloween scene with some friends for tomorrow.
Little Kids Will Shit Bricks.

Achievement unlocked: Sugar Rush

Drink 7 med Coca Colas, 2 5 hour energies, 2 Monsters, and an iced coffee within an 8 hour period.

>>13 You sir have balls.

>>13 holy fucking ass crackers howre you still alive?!

>>14 Thank you, sir.
>>15 I'm 17, therefore, I AM INVINCIBLE! <---This is completely valid logic.

>>13 How did you... What the... I don't even... *bows*

Achievement unlocked: A! I'm getting an 'A' in every one of my classes. Usually I get A's and B's. It' snot really a big one, but I'm still quite pleased with myself. :D

>>17 If you usually get A's and B's, shouldn't the achievement be "Easy A"? +Puts on sunglasses+ YEEEEAH!

>>18 Well, it hasn't really been easy lol. Haha I wish I could put on sunglasses... But my regular glasses just get in the way. :(

Achievement Unlocked: Quick Fix

Remove your lasses long enough to put on sunglasses

>>20
>lasses
and isn't that just removing your glasses to put on sunglasses. I can do that too!

Haha, I was on my phone. So please forgive the typo.

Achievement Unlocked : BACKSTABBED AGAIN

ONCE AGAIN....I GOT BACKSTABBED AND I HEARD IT.....TIME FOR REVENGE TOMORROW!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

"It all pays off" achievement

Got Dux (I guess that's like valedictorian in America?) and the 'commitment to studies' award at my high school's awards night.
Fuck I'm so glad.

Achievement Unlocked: Bankin'

Just deposited my huge overtime check today, now I'm rich again.

Achievement Unlocked: "No more of that, you hear?~"

No more fake baby for me! I took a fake baby home for the weekend for my parenting course, and now it's gone, and I PASSED!~ Fuck yeah!

Achievement Unlocked: Uber Browse

Have 3 tabs open in Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Internet Explorer, and Safari at the same time.

Achievement Unlocked: Winning

Got my girl by my side, a glass of bourbon, and my favorite song playing over the radio. Epic!

Achivement Unlocked: got toe burned by crazy old man!

Achievement Unlocked: Spelling the word "Achievement" correctly.

Achievement Unlocked: Dressed Up for Halloween

"F.U.H" Fucked up Halloween.

Your GF, your ex, and their best friends dress up in sexy costumes and don't invite you to a Halloween party. (my life sucks now...)

"ALL HAIL SWEDEN" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Stocked up some "Absolut" for the next planned party. Huzzah!

The librarian has arrived
Spend your halloween studying instead of doing awesome halloween stuff

Achievement Unlocked: "Procrastibating"

Falling into the trap of sliding one's hand into his pants to distract oneself while in the middle of a useless content review

Jokes, haven't unlocked this one yet.

>>35 the kid who sits next to me in spanish class always does this. he unlocks this too many times >_> and it's gross cuz he faces me wen he does it...

^ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Next time he does it you should call him out real loud.

Achievement Unlocked: "F.H.D" Finished Halloween Drawing...

I still have to scan it but, I FINISHED IT!! :D

Achievement Unlocked: "One word typed in a 5 page essay!"

I'm typing up an essay for Comp and only have one word typed so far....my name (wait that's two but who cares xD)
And I have 3 days to finish.
Whelp, better get started.

Achievement Unlocked: "And I still have a job" 50G

Spend a total time of 5 hours on the company computer in the break room fucking around when you should br working.

Acheivement Unlocked: "Realise I have no money and never do anything cool"

There are two awesome things happening in my area this week, a huge concert with a lot of my fav artists and an anime con. I can't go to either :P

Achievement Unlock: "Thread Maker"

made my second thread.

Achievement Unlocked: "No more!!!!" It's over 9000G!!!!

Today I: got food poisoning, my period started, my dad guilted me into playing video games that make mu fucking head hurt, the game made me so nautious I puked on my TV, and had Slenderman dreams all night where I died like 6 times!

What game??

Acheivement Unlocked: "IT'S OVER 9000(calories)!" 300G

Requirement: Eat a copius amount of Haloween candy in one day.

Achievement Unlocked: "Shroomed"

Witnessed elder lady (~75 years old) eating raw mushrooms (cremini) in the grocery store... Later she got confronted by the store manager for not paying before eating (no bullshit).

Achiebement Unlocked: "Hoping for an A"

I studied today. FOR HALF AN HOUR. wwwooooooooohhhh WOOOOHHOOOOOOOO YYYaaauUUuUhHHhhhh /o/ BEAT. THAT.

Achievement Unlocked: "Traitor"

Buy from an enemy of the place you work.

(e.g. I work at McDonalds. Tonight, after work, I showed up to Burger King in uniform, and ate a double stacker. Just because they're better.)

>>49 ... You work at McDonalds? Man... No offense but that's sad. That's real sad. But that's kinda funny you would do that, I'm imagining the BK worker's faces, going "Holy shit, the enemy. Whoa whoa, what the. Eating here? o.0" or some shit like that.

>>50 I'm 17, so a job is a job. I got fired from Sears in February, and was unemployed until August. By that time, since nowhere else would hire me, I caved in and applied at McDonalds out of a need to keep my car running. Got the job in 3 days, and have been making between $300 and $450 a month.

How do you get fired from Sears?

Customer issue a false report/complaint to Corperate. Before my managers could defend me, I was fired. Customer ended up with a lot of free stuff, though.

Achievement Unlocked : "Not afraid to Get revenge anymore"

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER KNEW REVENGE WAS SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHA BACKSTABBING SON OF A BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

Achievement *where the hell am i?*

wake up and forget where you are

Archivement unlocked: "Between heart and kidney"

Really, how could this happen?
I always make sure to lock all doors and windows tight.
No matter where I are.
From Berlin to Sydney!
Every minute and second, hour and day.
Did I really fall in love last night?
It's nothing for me to say,
but something between my heart and kidney.

Achievment unlocked: "Spinning town"

>>56 ahahahaha. ha.

Wake up and feel dizzy and nauseous.

Acgievement unlocked: "Made a good time."

Danced around while wearing a fake moustache in front of a cafeteria full of Grade 8s, while I sang "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. Yus.

Dont stop me nooooww I'm having such a good time... I'm havin a ball...! I love this song!
Anyways.

Achievment unlocked: COOKING MAMA

Cook three meals on one day while eating just one of it.

>>60 What a terrible waste of food... Give the other meals to me.

Achievement unlocked : A Smell of One Thousand Asses.

My friend farted so badly that I instinctively punched him. It was a reflex, I meant no ill will...

Achievement achieved: "Laziness prevails"

I had classes pretty early today so I set my alarm to ring at 8:30. So it did and I put it on snooze, and then again, and again. Then I turned it off, was like "screw it", went back to sleep and skipped class.

>>62 "Achievement achieved". I'm good.

achievement unlocked *wait, where ya goin*

have someone ignore your boring conversation or vise versa

"Spread the word" achievement unlocked
Helped spread the word of a judge beating his daughter.

Achievement unlocked: "The Bird in the Clock"

Get enough sleep. (It's not so easy for me lol.)

Achievement Unlocked: "Twitchy"

Earned for brewing and drinking entire pots of coffee before 10 am.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "From K.O. to OK! "

Woke up way too late (like, 15 minutes late... that's alot) for a workday with major hangover. Defeated it with a juicy navel orange, cup of green tea and a snickers bar...

Achievement Unlocked: "Perverted Commenting Spree"

Got the 69th comment on two separate threads in the same day, simply just to point out that I did.

Achievement Unlocked: "F Avoided"

I guess i could say i wasn't AS prepared as i would be for my biology test....but then my teacher got sick and i didn't have to take it. YAY FOR BACTERIA! /o/ also......>>69 hao is that perverted?

>>70 Bro, 69 is a sex position.

Achievement Unlocked: Thirst Quencher

Drink an ice-cold (glass) bottle of Coke.

>>68 Great job dude!
>>61 That's a fail...

Achievement unlocked: Badass Brothers

Help your brother in fight even if you're out-numbered.

Achievement unlocked: Human MP3 Player (500 G)

Memorize 3 songs in one day. (All from Bonds Beyond Time Abridged: Movie Time, Paraboss, and Jaden's Stronger Rap.)

Achievement Unlocked: Baconator.

Ate a bacon hamburger. It... was... AWESOME!!!~

Achievement Unlocked: Naggy Haggy

I nagged like a hag until i got a phone :Y yay

Achievement unlocked: muted

successfully tune out a naggy person

Achievement unlocked: friendship

i joined the Dollars today and already made some cool
friends (:

Achievement Unlocked:

Don't sleep for 4 days, work 11 hours in that time frame, do yard work in a yard larger than the area your house takes up on the property, and at the end of it all, partake in 8 hours of recreational activities (i.e. today I hosted a Nerf war AND sparred with swords (switched between the two per round))

Achievement Unlocked "Reunion Of Rivals"

Win the battle of the books contest and find out that you're old bestfriend won the other side and you and her will do the final battle WISH ME LUCK GUYS!!!!!!!

Acheivement Unlocked:

make this thread an even "80" and bumping
it while its on top already

Achievement Unlocked- "Let the Blood Flow"

-Donate blood more than one time

Achievement Unlocked - "Google Wack"

-Seach for something on Google, and only get one result...

Achivement unlocked:

Give blood and miss three classes while eating cookies without getting in trouble...
>.<

Achievement Unlocked - "I SWEAR I DIDN'T SKIP"

Stop the Arabic teacher from writing in your school diary cause he dosen't understand a fucking thing why i was out...It's because i helped my teacher!!!!!

Achievement Unlocked: "Taco Master"
Make some really boss tacos.

Achievement Unlocked - "Sing-Along"

Start singing on the bus and get complete strangers to sing with you.

Achievement Unlocked: "Meme Speak"

Start a Meme Speak combo and keep it going for 3 or more sentences.

Achievement Unlocked: "Pong Master"

Beat your friend 5 times in a row at the old version of Pong.

Achievement Unlocked: "Murderous Mind"

Think murderous thoughts and get happier.

"Reply Combo"

Post three or more replies in a row on a single thread.

Achievement Unlocked: "Creation Of The Gods"

Create an amazing piece of art on the spot.

Achievement Unlocked: "Emotionless"

Enter an emotionless state for more than an hour.

Can other people use these achievements if they have done them?

4 to 1

Do four days worth of work in one class period.

Achievement Unlocked: "Death Race"

Survive the drive home whilst clocking a record time in the process.

Achievment unlocked:
Got the Illusive Man to quit smoking

Achievement Unlocked: "Bumber"

Bump a thread up

Achievement Unlocked:"Make a list,checkin' it twice"
Finished everything on list needed to do today

Achievement Unlocked: "Internet Deprivation"
Have minimal access to the computer for up to three days

Achievement Unlocked: "Stressless" Have an amazing weekend that solves everything you've been stressing about for the longest time ever.

Achievement Unlocked: "Slurpee Rehabilitation: Step One"
Go one day without a Slurpee.

Achievement Unlocked: "Painless"
Like ripping off a bandage, right?

>>103 I keep reading that as "Panties"...

>>104 Oh! Good... I'm not the only one...

>>104 cannot be unseen

Achievement unlocked! "Toe crusher"

Repeatedly smash your toe into walls, furniture, desks, beds, and more solid objects! (It hurts! @.@)

Achievement Unlocked: "Invincible Feet"

Accidentally step on a blade and not get cut.

Achievement Unlocked: "Procrastiloser"

Procrastination and risking of beloved grades. Achievement only for asians.

>>109 Procrastination's an achievement?

I AM SUCH AN OVERACHIEVER.

I should really reward myself by procrastinating some more.

Achievsment unlock:Get a life

Stay in bed all day

Achievement Unlocked: "Lazy"

Lay in bed until noon, then proceed to lay there, debating whether or not you should get up to pee.

Achievement Unlocked : "Study chinese language"
I actually study in the mandarin class, and actually read something in mandarin.

Achievement unlocked: Lady Liberty

Acquire P. Semilanceata

Achievement Unlocked: Snorlax

I can spend up to sixteen consecutive hours asleep. I wake up and it's it like...the evening.

Achievement unlocked: checkmate. Win 5 or more chess games in a row.

Acheivement Unlocked: Living through 8 Hrs of school...

Achievement Unlocked: Walker Would Be Proud

Read 5 new manga series in one day.

Achievement Unlocked:Finally get friend to join the Dollars.

Achievement unlocked: procrastinate. Wait until the very last moment to do and turn in your work.

Achievement Unlocked: Fucked
Miss detention and the history final and have to somehow make them both up when there's only one day left to stay after.

Achievement Unlocked: "Arsenal"

"What did you just say?"

Achievement Unlocked: Graduate Highschool without a single suspension, or detention
Prize: Collage

Achievement Unlocked: Fucked Up
Forget about staying after the last day possible to stay after when you needed to make up a final.

Achievement unlocked: might as well be Dead-sit on your ass all day and don't do shit.

Achievement Unlocked: "Jedi Mind Trick"

Convince the police you're not the one they're looking for; when you are.

Achievement Unlocked: "In and out"

Quickly fall asleep and wake up in class without being noticed.

Achievement Unlocked: "Perverted Mind"

Find the name of an Achievement that can be taken the wrong way

Achievement Unlocked: "Caught"

Fail at hiding the fact you're not asleep while taking a "nap" and are in fact on your phone over three times.

Achievement unlocked: "Tattoo'd" Write someone's name over and over on your arm in the same place untill it stays there.

Achievement unlocked! "NamePalm"

Get Name to facepalm!

>>131 I do it on my main chat a lot. It's not that hard.

>>131 However, I am going to start going /Namepalm instead of /facepalm now.

XD?

Achievement Unlocked!: "Cultured One"

In one sitting, read over The Art of War, appreciate fine art, and practice violin.

Achievement Unlocked: "Perfect Three Minute Torture"

In three minutes, imagine the most perfect torture imaginable within that time frame.

Achievement Unlocked: "Day Dream School"

Day dream during school hours in class.

Achievement Unlocked: "Heartthrob"

Make girls fall for you just be being you.

>>138 HahahahahHhhHhahHhahhahahahahahahha

hahhhHhHhHhahhahahahah

hahahah
hah


hah.

Oh Name. What a joker.

>>139 ...I'm not kidding.

>>138>>139>>140 lol'd

>>139>>141 It's been two in just the last hour.

@Name

Achievement Unlocked!
"Prankmaster General"
Tell the most hilarious lies

>>143 I do realize it sounds hilarious and like a lie, but it's true.

Achievement Unlocked!
"Funnier the Second Time"

An achievement of last year:


In Class Chef: Make hot food in class without the professor/teacher knowing.

In this case, it was a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches.

No Name, girls on the Internet don't count.

You should know by now that they're just 40 year old men.

>>142

Achievement unlocked: pissed off one more time. Keep watching beyblade even though you know it sucks. (silver trophie)

Achievement unlocked: Illusive recruiter
Leave muiltiple Dollars sticky notes around a hospital to recruit members most needed is 3 people.

>>149 yfw an employee came by n threw them in the trash 10 seconds later

Achievement unlocked: Jr. Otaku. Watch 2 or more whole anime series in 1 day. (gold trophie)

Achievement Unlocked!

"Not giving a F**K"

Achievement unlocked:Squeegee king. Squeegee clean boath sides of every window of your house. (gold trophie)

Achievement unlocked: math class ghost. Get an A in math class even though you haven't been there since december. (silver trophie)

Achievement Unlocked: Chain Lacer
Undo a knot in an thin, expensive silver chain without breaking anything after three tries.

Achievement Unlocked: Shame of the Otaku

Get caught wearing a cosplay outfit when your friends burst into your house unannounced.

I just unlocked several achievements...

Achievement Unlocked: Friendless
Have all your friends give up on you because you actually told them how you felt for once.

Achievement Unlocked: Self Pity
Realize your friends wish they bought you in a cardboard box with a reset button for whenever you actually show emotion.

Achievement Unlcoked: Rejected
Get kicked out of an event you've been planning for over a month.

Achievement Unlocked: Payback
Refuse to pay your share for the ticket for the event you got kicked out of, just because you can.

>>161 Unlocked*

Achievement Unlocked: Loner
Manage to get on the site/chat every day that nobody else is active.

>>163 Achievement Unlocked: I know that feel, bro.

Know that feeling.

Achievement Unlocked: Ray of Sunshine

Make someone's day without realizing it until someone else tells you.

Acheivement Unlocked:Trigger-Happy

Keep firing your gun at a target even when your out of rounds

>>166 Call it a victory shot.

Achievement unlocked: Find a good fanfic

Achievement unlocked: "People are sick"

Sit through a conversation about sex without facewalling

Achievement unlocked: Haturday

Pick out a hat for Saturday.

Achievement Unlocked: Indomitable Poker Face!

Play poker in real life, get a perfect hand, and completely resist any reaction whatsoever.

Achievement Unlocked: "Worst Timing"

Randomly get hard for no reason discernible over ten times in one day.

._. You get hard WAAAYYYY too often Name...

>>172 I don't think you let it out enough.
/ahem.

Achievement Unlocked: "The Tenth Night"
Sleep with your computer on the bed next to you ten nights in a row for no specific reason.

>>173 And I don't even know why.

>>174 What?

>>175 She's implying that you don't masturbate enough, which I find ludicrous since you think your wifi gets jealous of girls you speak to online.

Just saying.

That or you don't get enough ho's.

>>176 Even when I do masturbate, it takes hours to finish. And that's when I try to finish. If I just plain old masturbate without trying to finish, but not trying not to, it would take at least ten hours to.

Why am I explaining this?

Achievement Unlocked: "Banay-nays"

Witness a thread being derailed by Name's peepee talk.

Achievment Unlocked

Be the better person while being a bitch.

Achievement Unlocked: Lucky 17!

I did in 17 laps in 8 mins.

Achievement Unlocked

Ate a rose petal at school.

Yea, they're edible

Achievement unlocked: Darkrai
Had 3 nightmares without interruption in one day.

Where no weeaboo has gone before: Be able to claim to have been to Japan.

Bonus points for having the place stayed at be Ikebukuro.

Achievement Unlocked: Involuntary Masochist

Stumble upon fifteen different ways to accidentally hurt yourself within an eight hour work day.

(I'm in so much pain T.T)

>>185, extra points if you lived in Japan for more than a year. Oh, look at that...

Middle-class: be at that awkward income range where schools don't want to give you financial aid but you don't have enough money to pay for it either.

Achievement unlocked: "WhatisthisIdon'teven." Lose atleast ten pounds in a week... and you don't know how ya did it...

Achievement Unlocked: Clustering Early Birds

Have your whole class be so fast and good that they finish French II half way through the year and work on the grammatical aspects of French III for the rest of the year. We're already reading books, which you're only supposed to do in French III+ here.

Achievment Unlocked: Decoder

Found out how to use alt codes.

Achievement Unlocked: "Space"

Use ALT code 0160 multiple times in one day.

 

Achievement Unlocked:
Who Needs Maths When You Have Dollars?
Sit through maths 10 consecutive times without being caught on the dollars website by the teacher.

Power just flickered off in my house while I was taking a shit and odd scratching and thumping noises came from the front of my house. I'm home alone.

Achievement Unlocked: Life operates on the laws of Bad Luck Brian.

Do you even know that many languages?: Cram 25 different languages on a cellphone.

Achievment Unlocked: Accident Prone
I Fell down the stairs today,
ran into a stopsign on my way to the bus stop 3 days ago,
walked into the wrong bathroom a week ago.
and tripped on my grandparents chiwawa this morning

"Stood up to Anti-Sin" Unlocked

I stood up LEGION(Demons) aka Anti-Sin today. *bronze trophy*

Also bump

Achievement Unlocked: Not The Early Bird

I slept in until five in the evening yesterday.

>>199 Oh! I've done that before!!

"Bump!" Achievement!

Acquired for bumping this thread! No trophy though

Achievement unlocked! "All Vocaloid Fans Need a Shirt"

Aquire a Hatsune Miku shirt, and squeal. (Like a boss)

>>204 *gasp* we can be Miku buddies! XD

"Forgotten Tumblr remembered!"

Achieved for realizing I had a tumblr when I forgot i had one XD so much to ask.. so little time,

Achievement Unlocked:
"Stay Brave in the Face of Danger"

or ya know....this. It's a mini golf hole.
There were kids cowering in fear of it all over when I went.

"Old Doesn't Mean Weak"
Got murdered by an ancient dragon in Skyrim after I got hit once by it's wing.

"Be less productive when attempting to be more productive."

"Samefag three or four times on BBS without anyone noticing."

I think I might have been at a different place every time I did it, so that might be why nobody noticed. I'm sure that I had to have slipped somewhere though. Can anyone find them?

>>205 VOCABUDS!

"Shaken"

Survived a minor earth tremor

Achievement Unlocked:
"Guitar Intellidjence"

Learned the ending solo to Periphery's "Racecar" today by ear on a normal 6-string, even though it's supposed to be played on a 7-string
/o/

>>213 :D Awesome!

Achievement Unlocked!:
"Otaku"
Watched a 60 Episode Anime Series in 1 Sitting With Limited Breaks.

>>216 Damn. :|

Achievement Unlocked!: "Skull Fucked"

Finally go to the dentist and have to get five teeth removed, and multiple caps/fillings.


I am soooooooo fucked.

Achievement Unlocked!: "THE DOLLARS"

Join the dollars and make 5 friends within 3 min

>>219 Oh? did someone go to our BBS Regs chat?

Achievement unlocked: "Dead." Play touch football untill you start seeing in black and white, and evey muscle in you body is sore.

"Serious Private"

In an rpm have an oc play by the rules of the military (it was a military rp.)

Achievment unlocked: Assassin
sneak up behind someone then yell, "assassintion"

I have to go to summerschool

Achievement Unlocked: "When in doubt, cuss them out."

I can't figure something out, so I resort to insults and cursing. It was not pretty.

>>225 thats funny as hell.

Achievement unlocked: Therapy sessions.
Post in the "personal" board for the first time.

Achievement unlocked: Three's a crowd
Sleep with someone's girlfriend.

Achievement unlocked: Achievement unlocked
Post in the "Achievement unlocked" thread for the first time.

Achievement unlocked! "Let's Bump Fags Off!"

Try to bump shit off of the board.

Achievement unlocked: Pants-ing around
Got a spiffy new pair of pants today for the first time in a year.

>>228 Achievement Unlocked: Inception.
(self explainable)

Achievement Unlocked: "Burn ALL the discs"

Spend nearly 4 hours backing up the remainder of your iTunes library since you're paranoid something will happen when you're gone away on your trip.

Oh, and this is only stuff I downloaded since March.
Yeah, 25 CDs worth in 3 months. I'm cool like that.

>>232 Wait... I thought you started that yesterday! :I

>>233
"the remainder of"
:I

>>234 :I Murp!

>>234 :I Murp!

Achievement unlocked: "Lazy Nerd"
Ended first year of high school with 1 C, 3 B's, and 4 A's

Acheivemnet Unlocked (No exclamation points this time -_-)

"Bitchers be bitching"

Bitch out a useless thread that surprisingly has not been saged yet.

Acheivement Unlocked:"This comment has been received too many negative votes"

Your friends just didn't want to hear it.

Achievement Unlocked : Luck Breaker

i always having a misfortune and hardly having any luck... to much example to give just for today`s misfortune

Achivement Unlocked: FRESHMAN AGAIN

made it through my first week of college.

Achievement Unlocked: FUCK THAT THREAD, IM OUT OF HERE!

Post a picture that says "FUCK THIS THREAD, I'M OUTTA/ OUT OF HERE!"

Achievement Unlocked: Wrong Everything

Do everything wrong in the first week of school

Youre still in the class, so you must be doing something right

Achievement unlocked: Devils Never Cry

Beat 3 Devil May Cry games in 3 days.

Achievemnt Unlocked: Pathfinder

Found the way out of the weird part of youtube.

>>246
You don't ever really escape...you just visit the normal part again for a while.

Achievement unlocked: Teaching Gauge

Be called your teacher's gauge, because you know far more in one subject than the other's in your class.

Achievement Unclocked: Silence Can Be Beauty

Say things from the heart about a special someone, with truly saying anything at all.

Achievement unlocked: The Thinker

Achieve nothing today and sit in the chair and think about what you did today.

ACHEIMENT UNLOCKED: "Smartass ate Grass" Beat Shinji MAtou on Fate/Extra.

"Riflemen die hard" Beat Dan Blackmore on Fate/Extra

"Fairytale removal" Beat Alice on Fate/Extra

"Clown Beatdown:" Beat Lil' Ronnie on FATE/Extra.

Done done done and done!

Acheivement Unlocked: "MOTHERFUCKERS"

Beat a motherfucker, with another motherfucker.

Good one Hatash.

Achievement Unlocked: Bustin' Ass

Successfully fall on your ass not once but twice today, not only smashing your music device but also slicing up your hands and bruising your legs.

>>255 Sir, until you facedive into a boulder for the sake of a game of Manhunt or suffer severe cerebral lacerations from a spaz with a 3x10 with nails in it, we've got nothing to say to each other.

>>256 i have done something similar in a game of manhunt but it involved the wall of a clay pit xD

Achievement Unlocked: 2 Left Feet

Sadly fall into the arms of a stereotypical Irish exchange student while the only girl you want as your girlfriend laughs her ass off for you poor coordination.

...done...but the exchange student was cute.

Acheivement Unlocked: Feel

You gave someone the feels, they now know how you feel, you and the person feel back, ending up manhugging.
>>258 as an example

Achievement Unlocked: DON'T LOOK UNDER THE BED!

I have just become that person that the people in the movie theaters are yelling at in horror films. I hear a mysterious noise, and what do I do? I investigate. Human curiosity has failed me once again. There is still no explanation for said noise.

>>260 This.

Acheivement Unlocked- Didn't die.

I fell down three flights of a fire escape trying to pull off a frontflip between two buildings. I'm still alive!

Also- This needed to be said.
Acheivement Unlocked- "I HAVE SOME HOPE!"

This is on girl you like's Tumblr, and you have no doubt it's about you: "That moment when your with that person you like and someone asks you if your dating c="

Fuck. Yeah.

Acheivement unlocked- "Sinister Solution"- Beat Julius HArway in FATE/Extra

"You're and Emperor?! But... you're a woman...."- Find out Saber's true name in Fate/Extra.

>>263 *"You're an Emperor?! But... you're a woman..." Awkward moment

Achievement Unlocked!: I Didn't Mean To!

Somehow manage to cause my friend's phone to be unusable without breaking it.

Achievement Unlocked!: WTF. I Don't Even...

Somehow get from listing nerd facts to listing sex facts with nothing linking them together, except that they're both facts.

Achievement Unlocked!: Great...

Manage to forget the third achievement of the day...

Achievement Unlocked!: Triple Power!

Get three achievements in one day.

Achievement Unlocked!: HArway endgame: End the Harway reign by beating Leo Harway in the Final Round.

Achievement Unlocked!: Savior MY ASS!: BEat Twice and his Servant Savior, aka final bosses.

Achievement Unlocked!: Holy Grail's eye.: "Become the Moon Cell's observer."

Achievement Unlocked!: Nothing

Don't have an achievement to share.

Achievement Unlocked!: Stop pointing me out!

Managed to be so amazing in Orchestra the teacher kept telling the whole class to watch me and how amazing I sounded.

Achievement Unlocked!

"DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU EVERYWHERE!"

Post 20 sticky notes in school that read "DESU" (I felt like desu-ing everything, and was hopped up on coke. I had like, 3 cans before going through the school doors.)

Achievement Unlocked!: Paradox

Don't unlock any achievements.

Achievement unlocked : Mutual Music

listened to same song on the radio this week, hated it.
listened to same song online at school, loved it.

Achievement unlocked: spelling grammer blues

spelled words wrong and almost hit reply but checked it before and changed it successfully!

Achievement Unlocked!: Reverse Stalking

Have your stalkee, stalk you.

Achievement Unlocked: Reversal Wizard.

Go from being the quietest, most anti-social person around, to being one of the happiest, loudest people in school.

>>272 ...someone was talking about that on my bus today :|

Achievement Unlocked: Merge of Two Worlds
Notice something from online happenning offline or vice-versa.

Achievement unlocked: America!!
Go out and vote.

Achievement unlocked: Fail
Fail to succeed more than five times in a row. (not grade wise!)

Acheivement Unlocked: 'Merica!!!
Vote for the President and then get back to watching some fucking football with beer n' shotguns n' other shit.

Archievement unlocked: Flame on
Burn your tongue 1 or more times eating really hot food.

Achievement Unlocked:
Voted for the first time!
(And for the right guy!)

Achievement Unlocked:
gave a fuck about who won.

Achievement Unlocked: Triple S
Survive Superstorm Sandy

Achievement Unlocked: Fuck Me Dry
Survive ten days without electricity without having to go grocery shopping and only have to go to the laundry mat once.

Achievement Unlocked: Electric Blonde
Requirements: must be blone; must have recieved achievement "Fuck Me Dry"
Step into a house that didn't have electricity for 10 days just as the electricity is being turned on.

Achievement Unlocked: Capture the Flag
Make a capture the flag manager in Minecraft out of redstone, sticky pistons, wool, and command blocks.

It says who is the current owner and changes every time the owner changes.

Achievement Unlocked: Crash Master
Manage to flip the 4 Wheeler completely upside down... And literally come out with one scratch on your wrist

Achievement Unlocked: Swan Lake
Get chased by an Australian Black Swan in your backyard and defend yourself by dancing around it like a drunken ballerina and hitting it with a hat

Achievement Unlocked:genetic disappointment

When you realize that your father is laughing at the girls who parasailed into the building and thats the man that you share half of your DNA with.

NOTE*** This achievment can be unlocked to many diffrent degrees.

>>281 "must be blone"

>>284

Achievement Unlocked: Genetic Disapointment
When you realize your dad takes Fox News seriously and that's the man who gave you half your DNA.

>>285 blonde*

:I shush. Errybody has typos.

Achievement Unlocked: Turncoat

Get a member of the BBS to compliment you in one post then get mad at you in the next post he/she aims at you. Extra points for being on the same board, extra extra points if it's the same thread.

>>288 Who?

>>289 Axel

>>290 Ah! Im sure it was justified.

>>288 Great job!

Achievement Unlocked: Fear and Loathing

Score some mescaline.

Achievement Unlocked: Memory

Remember a dream that you had long enough to write it down, then continue to remember it well enough to be able to do so again the next day if you wanted to.


Achievement Unlocked: One small step for geek

Disassemble a USB flash drive. Plug it in. Decide it still works, but a different one is broken. Then reassemble the first one and take apart the broken one. All of this must be done just for fun.


Achievement Unlocked: One down, one thousand left to go

Attempt to take up a new skill of any type, and finish the first textbook page page or other first step amount of it.


Achievement Unlocked: Otaku

Spend too much time watching anime. (I suspect that everyone on this site will probably have unlocked this one.)

Achievement unlocked: musical genius
Be a drummer who learned how to play elise on electric
Guitar by sound

Achievement unlocked: Procasta-what?
Manage to hold off all responsibilities for over a fortnight. (including but not limited to: Work, school, household and family)

Achievment unlocked: shy writer

everything in lowercase letters. the smallest font readable if necessary.

Acheivment unlocked: Oppa long Distance
Be in a relationship with a Girl/Boy who is currently moving to South Korea.

Achievement Unlocked: Fucking Bullshit
Get something good, but it was made in China...

Achievement Unlocked: THIS IS SPARTA!
Get the 300 Claim.

Achievement unlocked: Bitch please
Get into my 100th fight with anyone on the Dollars website and still be the one who wins.

Achievement unlocked: Someone wasn't blind?
Someone has recognized you are gay but in a mean way, but you respond with a "thank you for noticing".

Achievement Unlocked: FOUND THE AXEL STASH
Find sister's stash of Axel from Kingdom Hearts fanart the day before you leave her house as you've been looking for it for over a week.

Achievement Unlocked! Damn am I good.

Find 5 legendary guns in two days

>>305 Nice.

>>305 Assuming Bl2 and, damn; that is pretty fucking lucky.

Achievement Unlocked: Technology BBS
Go on this site on a Computer, Laptop, Tablet, Phone, Console... Mac...

Archievement Unlocked: Art Attack

Stick (intentionally or not) a paintbrush in the eye of an innocent.

Achievement Unlocked: The Devil's Luck
Walk away from a car accident that should have killed you.

^

Achievement unlocked: FML

Help girlfriend get thrugh brakeuo with her other boyfriend

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achievement unlocked: reunited at last
start playing pokemon games on pc after my ds went missing 3 years ago.

achievement unlocked: half way there
learned my sister had my ds for 3 years and never told me. but i still have to find the charger that has been missing even longer.

>>316 Bro, bro. Achievement Unlocked: Truely Reunited
Start playing Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver, and Gold on your Gameboy Color you found...again.

achievement unlocked: the multitasker returns
bring back 17 of your 20 something pin tabs you used to have on google chrome before they were wiped due to your pc freezing before they could be restored from from when your pc froze a minute before.

Achievement unlocked: FNG (freaking new guy)
Be a Dollar a total of 3 days.

Achievement Unlocked: Not a single achievement was made.
Another Achievement Unlocked: Created a paradox.

>>321 I've already done the paradox thing.

>>322 More than one person can unlock the same achievement, right?

The "It's Not (Once)" Series

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not a Problem
Move in adjacent to someone who has a pitbull that doesn't like other dogs and another smaller dog when you have two sisters, the smaller (but still larger than a pitbull) one of which doesn't like anyone or any thing that isn't in the house. Bonus points if you meet that neighbor's dogs and tell them, "It's not a problem."

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not a Dog Fight
Nearly have your dogs get into a fight with your neighbor's dogs from a distance.

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not a Dog Fight (Twice)
Nearly have your dogs get into a fight with your neighbor's dogs from less of a distance.

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not a Problem (Twice)
Notice that you can hear the neighbor's dog's collars when you take the dogs out before you can see them, leading you to assume that everything will be fine.

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not a Dog Fight (Thrice)
Nearly have your dogs get into a fight with your neighbor's dogs and barely stop them when they're within fifteen feet of one another.

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not Sunburn
Scrape the top of your breasts after falling while trying to pull your dogs from a near dog fight, unintentionally causing it to look like peeling sunburn.

Achievement Unlocked: It's a Problem
Unlock all the achievements in the "It's Not (Once)" series.

Achievement Unlocked: Victory over a crustacean
Survive the onslaught of the Shen Gaoren in the Town and keep it from destroying the Town

Achievement unlocked: THERE'S MORE?!
Eat a Twinkie from the first batch reintro of the Twinkie. Then eat another.

Achievement unlocked: Fall 50 times, get back up 51
Get your butt kicked a lot and fall over, but stand back up and try again

Achievement unlocked: TWINKIES!!!
Foodgasm over Twinkies returning to the shelves of stores.

Achievement: That aint procrastination, this is procrastination
Manage to fail at least half your subjects simply by not handing in assignments (Optional: Come at least 3rd in all test rankings)

Achievement: Steam Summer Sale Stole my Savings
Spend over 70 dollars on discounted games in the space of 3 days.

Achievement: Opinions, opinions everywhere
Get into 5 completely separate arguments in the space of five minutes.

Achievement Unlocked: Lolis, Lolis Everywhere!

Fap to loli hentai for over two hours.

tmi man. seriously.

>>327 Hentai? You sicken me greatly.
Anyway, Achievement Unlocked: I AM ULTIMATE SAMURAI

Beat that asshat of a Minotaur in Shin Megami Tensei IV

Achievement Unlocked: Out of the Friendzone

She finally broke up with her boyfriend.
...and now I feel like an ass for being happy about that.

^ i dont think you know what that word means

Achievement Unlocked: Stalk someone home and become their friends

No seriously, I've been bragging about how I stalked my friend Matt first thing I met him, and now were friends. I feel accomplished.

Achievement Unlocked: Welcome to Ikebukuro!
Watch the 1st half of DRRR!! for the first time.

>>333 clapp clapp clapp.

>>334 Thx, i'm working on more.

Achievement Unlocked: First Steps of Love
Ask your crush to go out with you as your first date invitation to a girl.

Achievement Unlocked: Being able to be mistaken for every exotic ethnicity but my actual ethnicity which is actually Mexican.

Achievement unlocked: DRRR!! RP? Nice.
Do a DRRR role-play in the chat room.

Achievement Unlocked: Meinkraften
Set your Minecraft language to Deutsch(German) and understand 84% of what everything says!

>>338 That's just another fanfag thing to do.

Achievement unlocked: Seeding a leech
Successfully walk a technology impaired friend through torrenting and cracking anything past a difficulty level of 'loadndrag'. (Bonus points: Do it over Facebook or any other instant messaging service that does not give voice communication).

Achievement Unlocked: Return with an asexy bang!

Disappear for no reason, end up finding out that I'm Asexual. Come back to spread the news! AVEN has helped me a lot, and I'd like you all to check it out. It's really awesome and it'd be great if you can learn a lot about it and spread the word.

For the record, I missed you guys!

>>341 if you missed us then why did you abandon us!?

>>342 Soul Searching, Sleepy...


JKJK. Like I'm deep enough to do soul searching. I was trying to learn more about my sexuality since it's been killing me for three years. That on top of the fact that shit got really crazy for the past few months (which left me little time to do the first thing) just didn't give me any free time for this place.

Now that I'm comfortable and content, I've returned.

achievement unlocked: felling a breese down there
wear shorts for the first time in 5 years(does not include swimming)

sorry about the double post but i meant breeze not breese

and feeling not felling

Achievement unlocked: I'm the Bad guy?
Be "disliked" by the community for your sense of humor.

>>347 I warned you that pretending to be a player would rub entirely the wrong way with the BBS. Once again, we are for discussion, not role playing.

Achievement unlocked: Just another day in Ikebukuro
Finish watching the entire DRRR!! anime.

just cause I know i'm gonna hear it from someone, I thought the pic would come out small. Sorry, didn't think it would come out big I wouldn't have put it on if I knew it would.

Achivement unlocked: No longer a FNG
Be a member of the dollars for (exactly) 1 wk.

Achievement Unlocked: Happy Anniversary!!
Be a dollar for 2 years.

Achievement Unlocked: Good for you!
Congratulated, users for their achievements.

>>352 Well... that put my achievement to shame.XD
>>353 That's gotta be one of the best achievements. (Thumbs up)

>>354 AHHHHH! i see what you did there. Anyways,

Achievement unlocked: The lone chilant:
Be the MVP in a Battlefield 3 match with all your teammates being idiots not knowing what their doing and not communicating, carry your team to victory, and not lose your composure while doing it.

Achievement unlocked: The Last of the Firefly's
Same as "The Lone Chilant" except in The Last of Us MP.
(Can be done w/ Hunters as well)

Achievement unlocked: Idc anymore!
Stopped getting upset w/ people not liking you for u....

Achievement unlocked: Does.. Does it know how to read?
Attempt to school somebody in forum etiquette every single way you can think of without them registering a single thing.

Achievement unlocked: Feel better?
Really vent for the first time on the forums & feel calmer afterwards.

Achievement unlocked A New discovery...
Find a tight (or liked) anime you never seen before.

Achievement Unlocked: Splish, Splash, EXTERMINATE.

See a water park from your hotel room window at 3 AM, think one of it's rides is a giant Dalek, and then slam your head against your bedside table, putting yourself back to sleep.

Achievement Unlocked: Finally became a member of the Dollars!! Aww yeeahh :)

Achievement unlocked: Road to Redemption over
Have all, or most, of the people you annoyed forgive you. (Yay!)

Achievement unlocked: Welcome to the Club
Became a member of the Dollars.

:3

Achievment unlocked: Curfew Breaker

Come home after curfew, have you parents start to lecture you, then spin a story so believable that you look like the good guy for breaking curfew.

Achievement unlocked: long time no see. I haven't been on bbs for about 2 months and I'm finally back. ^-^

Achievement unlocked: Sleep is for weak, rest is for the wicked and holidays are for bitches anyway.
Spend all your savings on a trip to see your siblings then proceed to look after both of them for the next five days. (Optional: Illnesses such as severe tonsillitis and a broken jaw are acceptable)

Achievement unlocked: Computer geek level 1010

Install a working full installation of Arch-Linux on a usb pen drive and use the new install to post the results here.


Achievement unlocked: Impatient computer geek level 1010

Get annoyed at your usb installation for being slow despite the fact that you knew beforehand that the 2mbps write speed of the drive would be a pain.

Achievement Unlocked: Laziness.

Sitting at home doing nothing and feeling proud of myself. lol! XD

Achievement Unlocked: (Almost) All Nighter

Stay up (almost) all night to talk with a girl over the internet. Roleplay optional, but encouraged. :D

Achievement Unlocked (Wasted Summer)

Wasted another summer doing nothing at all.

Achievement Unlocked: Woohoo!
Actually do something during the Summer.

Achievement Unlocked (Ex-Exchange)
Swap Exes With A Friend!

Achievement Unlocked: not giving a shit
Finally getting a job this summer despite annoying parents being annoying about it.

Achievement Unlocked: Revive a Lost Hobby
I found some manga I started reading two years ago and got into it again. Apparently twelve year old me had good taste in literature, because this is fucking lovely.

^

Bump.

Achievement Unlocked: Bump
Bump some stuff, and stuff.

Achievement Unlocked: College part 1

Classes went well, but I know one of them is going to be hard. :/

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Achievement unlocked: NecroBumper
Resurrect a dead thread.

Achievement unlocked: Forgiven
The past is forgotten.

achievement unlocked: panda party
play black ops 2 in a lobby with your whole team having the word "panda" in the gamertag, create a party with them, and continue playing TDM with them until nearly midnight.

Achievement unlocked: The retard spin kick of near death

Spin kick a retarded human in the back of the neck almost killing them........

Achievement unlocked: Storm Smash

Playing badminton at night(outside, we had light source not strong but visibility was decent) while seeing storm lighting illuminating the sky in the distance.

Achievement unlocked: The Future's Bright!

Passed all my exams with flying colours! :D

Achievement Unlocked: Wow

Actually color something decently then realize you can't do it twice.

>>387 that sounds sad. But it happens to me too :))
achievement unlocked: memories
I'm having some memory recallings with my sister now and it's just awesome ^^ oh, good old days!!

Achievement Unlocked: Need a Life

Completed everything in "Kirby's Return to Dreamland" (Main mode, Extra, Mini-games) under 35 hours
i really need a life

achievement unlocked: backwards escalator
go up escalator backwards for no reason

Achievement unlocked: nothing like the original
Finally complete the original Kirby's dreamland on the original white brick of a game boy

Achievement unlocked: Thank you for another serving
Today was my second time I went to donate blood.

Achievement Unlocked: A Week and a half.

Finally made it to Friday without having to blow my brains out!!!

Achievement Unlocked: Support
Spent a week at my friends house to help them take care of a 5 year old foster child that's a handful.

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Achievement Unlocked: Unprotected.
A fourth wall failure has given me a cold and sore throat from playing Skyrim.

>>399 Wow. I want to know what happened.

Achievement unlocked: finished a major testing ay school!

All* Looks like I might need more. Oops.

Achievement unlocked: One More Year

One more year of high school...finally!

Achievement unlocked: Procrastination - It Effects Everything

Double Achievement unlocked! You delayed your graduation from high school by forgetting to hand in one sheet of paper AND used the word 'effect' in an obscure but technically correct way!

Achievement Unlocked: Homework

I finished it all in one day yesterday! :D

"You can't finish anything can you?"

Out of a list of three things, you only do two.

Achievement Unlocked: "I posted THAT?!"

Uh... Randomly coming back to this board and finding pretty much my only post ever still kicking almost 2 years after... eh... Damn if I could only remember my previous code.

Achievement Unlocked: Possibly forgiveness for mistake on News board?

Outbumped Devils-Kid/Redmist/LEGION after I missed the fact people werent playing with him/her anymore on the News Board. Sorry about that. I mean he'll probably just rebump his own thread.....Damn

achievement unlocked: starting a story marathon

so I have all of these story ideas and what's happening is this:
I am writing 8 stories
five of them are fanfictions and is on a HUGE hiatus, and three them are video game ideas.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE XDXDXD

Achievement Unlocked: Biology

I freaking finally finished my 5" 8" note card for Biology! Curse you for making my left hand ache!! D:<<<

Achievement Unlocked: The One Piece Otaku

I watched over 100 episodes of One Piece today...

>>412
60 minutes x 24 hours = 1440 minutes in one day

1440 minutes divided by 20 minutes = 72

72 episodes in 24 hours (one day if you werent aware)

If I am correct you are fucking lying and it is impossile to watch over 100 hundred episodes in one day. Take yo' lying weaboo ass elsewhere

>>413 Nah, I've watched over a hundred episodes in a day before lmao I accomplished at least that much in my middle school weaboo days.

When you marathon like this, you usually skip over the opening and ending, which can get fairly long in animes (especially in major series like the big three). I don't know about anyone else, but I also skip around if it's a filler episode or if there's a long scene that honestly isn't plot-necessary (unless it has really good art/animation, in which case it's eye candy that must be savored properly without any skipping involved). So it's not like you're watching every single minute of every single episode.

>>415 Hmmm I still think it'd be very hard/near impossible to do. But since you say you've done it Ill have to take your word for it.

Achievement unlocked: Friends & Nostalgia
We managed to gather most of the gang to chat with us again!
:D

Achievement Unlocked: Get booked in work every night from 5 til 1:00.

Not sure if angry at no sleep or happy at money.

Achievement Unlocked:Halfway to Finishing
50% of completing Grand Theft Auto V with a Super Big Gulp

Achievement unlocked: become deified as the dark lord Satan by the freshmen.

Achievement unlocked: become deified as the dark lord Satan by the freshmen.

Achievement unlocked: accidentally double-post with somebody elses' name. Sorry Kanra!

Achievement Unlocked: Psychology

I finally turned in an assignment in Psychology! I'm proud of myself!! This time I have to go to another class in the morning... I'm going to be dead tired...

achievement unlocked: going down?

fell down a flight of stairs without getting hurt too bad

Achievement unlocked: Long time no see

Get back on the Dollars site after almost a year has passed.

Achievement unlocked: Douchebag

Successfully make yourself look like an asshole 3 times in one day on one site.

I wish I wasn't such an ignorant little jerk...

Achievement unlocked: It's about time

Finally going out and being social with the neighbors from school.

Achievement Unlocked: Realm of Boring

Doing absolutely nothing, having something you should do, but don't want to, and having something you want to do, but for some reason have no motivation to do it

Achievement Unlocked: Smileys, smileys everywhere.

Put lots of smiley and frowny faces - as many as you can - into your Eastern Cultures "Letter to home from Russia".

Ahivement Unlocked: Sad,Sad Grade

Failing 3rd Semester of College

Achievement Unlocked: Accident 837.

Achievement Unlocked- Rain Dance

Dance in the rain until your mother yells at you.

Achievement unlocked: Do the Cale Hail
Hail Cale

Achievement Unlocked: Bone Watcher
watched 2 seasons of Bones on a marathon all day long

>>435 (How is that show, by the way?)

doing pretty good for 9 seasons, im surprised its still going strong.

Acheivement Unlocked: 30 Man Army
Got 30 subscribers on my youtube channel

Acheivement Unlocked: 30 Man Army
Got 30 subscribers on my youtube channel

Acheivement Unlocked: 30 Man Army
Got 30 subscribers on my youtube channel

Acheivement Unlocked: 30 Man Army
Got 30 subscribers on my youtube channel

>>441 Achievement unlocked: Challenge Accepted
35 subscribers on YouTube

Achievement Unlocked: "Fangirling, much?"

Successfully roll around in bed, multiple times a day, while squealing, because your crush is so God damned cute and likes you back and asdfghjkl;'

>>443 Were you squealing





..like a pig?

>>444 oh my God I hate you and love you for that pun. xD

Achievement Unlocked: Up the Little Peak
Hike to the top of Wayna Picchu.

Achievement Unlocked: Mr. Brightside
Become a third wheel.

Achievement Unlocked: Chat Fail
Accidentally type "WWWWW" when trying to walk forward in any pc gaming

>>447 I see what you did there.

Achievement Unlocked: Logan's Loophole
All of you school photos from the past 7 years feature the exact same shirt.

Achievement Unlocked: Friends?
Decline my friends call because I'm in a doctors appointment, and then try to ring back later and having my friend not pick up.

Achievement Unlocked: All Nighter
Stay up all night watching anime. (Mainly DRRR!)

Achievement Unlocked: Nocturnal
Stay up until 6:30am watching random stuff on youtube and waking up at 2pm

Achievement unlocked: Regaining Lost SelfConfidence

Work hard on a project an receive so many applauses that you end up with joy tears in front of the crowd.
+1 if sobbing, too.

Achievement unlocked: Regaining Lost SelfConfidence

Work hard on a project and receive so many applauses that you end up with joy tears in front of the crowd.
+1 if sobbing, too.

Achievement Unlocked: Squeaky clean

Clear and be rid of the dust and objects that you don't need on your desk.

"Hearts Heal After All" Achievement Unlocked!!

After struggling a lot with letting people in after being screwed over by a best friend who led me on for two years, I finally learned how to let people in again. This of course came with the...

"Go Get 'em, champ" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!

I mustered the courage to actually ask a guy out to the movies. This is the first time I've asked anyone out with the intentions of a relationship of more than a middleschool level. Lastly, I got the...

"New Years Resolution? What about next month?!" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!

My newyears resolution was to get back out there and go on a date. It's only January! Maybe I should just have New Month Resolutions!

I just love when you do one epic thing in a game and get a ton of achievements at once ;)

"Wow, you're worse than a cat in the sun!" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

You finally realized what you've been doing for the past year... nothing... well maybe you should change that.

"Wow, you're worse than a cat in the sun!" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

You finally realized what you've been doing for the past year... nothing... well maybe you should change that.

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Achievement Unlocked: Sneak: 100

Sneak up a 2 liter bottle of soda in your room without anyone noticing.

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Achievement Unlocked: You really have nothing better to do, don't you?

Read a book in one day by reading all day.

Achievement Unlocked: Unintended Evil

Inadvertently make a situation much worse than it ever should have been.

Achievement Unlocked: Where's Wally?

Found a Wally look-alike in my friend group/circle.

Achievement Unlocked : Design Slave

Successfully design a working Logo, ad, and t-shirt design for a class in under 2 hours.

Achievement Unlocked : Design Slave

Successfully design a working Logo, ad, and t-shirt design for a class in under 2 hours.

Achievement unlocked: "Bored, aren't we ?"
-Read 467 posts of the "Archievement unlocked" thread before posting an Archievement.

Achievement unlocked: "Critical Hit"
-Get hit by an meteor in Starbound while exploring and die.

Achievement unlocked: "Area-Of-Effect"
-Successfully evade a meteor in Starbound but get killed by the explosion.

Achievement unlocked: "Meteor shower"
-See several meteor showers in Starbound.

Achievement unlocked: "To be continued..."
-Notice that all of your dreams, that were pretty awesome, have yet to be continued.

Achievement unlocked: "Just making sure..."
-Check several times before replying to ensure the accuracy of the *"Bored, aren't we?" Achievement*.

Achievement Locked: Getting to know you

-You must unlock the achievement "Basic Social Skills" before unlocking this one

Achievement unlocked: "I'm not that lazy !"
-do some sport for an hour.

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Achievement Unlocked: Clean up Top 10 Random Board
-Clear bad/permasaged threads from Random board

Achievement unlocked- Collection worthy of showing off.

Achievement unlocked- First time ever posting in this thread... hm...

Achievement unlocked- Collection worthy of showing off.

Achievement unlocked- First time ever posting in this thread... hm...

Achievement unlocked- Collection worthy of showing off.

Achievement unlocked- First time ever posting in this thread... hm...

Achievement unlocked- Collection worthy of showing off.

Achievement unlocked- First time ever posting in this thread... hm...

>>477 quadruple post.

but welcome back.

Totally didn't mean to do that... shitty phone...

Achievement Unlocked: Reel Tradition.

Procure your first reel-to-reel tape machine.

Ah fuck I should have called it "The Reel Deal"...

Achievement Unlocked: "Useless Endeavor"

Dragged my carcass back to bed the repetitive trial of life temporarily on hold

Night

Achievement Unlocked: New crush obtained, childhood friend edition

...fuck

>>485 But it always works out on TV!

Achievement Unlocked : First 'sorry'

finally I can apologize D:

>>486 Achievement Unlocked: "Rolly's Back...?"

You thought Rolly had started posting again! Then, you looked at the date.
:(

Achievement Unlocked: "Nai"
Find out that if you search a certain anime character's first name on Google images , you'll mainly get hentai/yuri/yaoi pics so you proceed to tell somebody to search it ...

achievment unlocked butterfly knife

got my first butterfly knife at a souviner shop in poland

achievment unlocked butterfly knife

got my first butterfly knife at a souviner shop in poland

Achievement Unlocked: 'Rolling Girl' vocal cover

I've wanted to cover this song for forever and I finally did it! It isn't perfect but I still did it! :3

Achievement Unlocked : Become an Ass
Just hit my friend with a hammer lol

Quarter-Life Cri(dentity)sis
Make it through your identity crisis of being 23 and kind of a dick.

9001 EXP C;

Pewdiepie:

Get scared by a plant.

Achievement Unlocked: What A Day
Neglect doing any thing that can be conceded productive in anyway.
-50 life

Achievement Unlocked: Revenge Form The Shadows
Successfully scare the shit out of a sibling in retaliation to something they did last week.
+50 Asshole Credibility
+100 Happiness

Achievement Unlocked: Gettin Paid & Lovin It

Fucking hated going into work mode & hate tutoring those little shits
-50 Motivation

Parents loved me so much that they are giving me more money Than I Effing Originally Asked.
+25 Motivation

Recommended me to family members who want to pay me twice as much-
+125 motivation bitchesssss.

Also got 2 bottles of my favorite wine 4 FREE!!
+1000 I dont even know BC IM TIPSY BITCHES

Achievement Unlocked: Ass Less
Fought off the urge to be a complete smart ass.
+50 kindness
(it was really hard)

Achievement Unlocked: Gold Right Turns

Practiced safe right turns in preparation for my upcoming driving test.
+50 driver skills
+100 motivation and happiness

Bumpies

Achievement Unlocked: Master Cutter

Cut tape but not paper underneath
+10 knife skill

Achievement unlocked:
Eat soup with a fork...

Archievement Unlocked: Evil Twin
Win in a kung fu fight against your twin brother.
+50 Ego
+100 Teasing for the entire week

Achievement unlocked: Awkward
start conversation with a stranger by jogging along with them

Achievement unlocked : SleepBomb
Slept 14+ hours today.What a time to be alive
-50 life

Achievement Unlocked: BoredomQueen
Spend a saturday doing absolutely nothing the whole day

Achievement unlocked: Anything is good when it's called enough
Outdoors eating ice cream in unsuitable weather conditions (preferably cold winds, but rain and generally not warm weather counts towards achievement completion)
+20 courage
+50 pleasure
-30 health

Achievement Unlocked: Children's Card Games
Finally play Yu-Gi-Oh
(Turns out the card game isn't as bad as the anime)
+5 cards
+50 confusion

Achievement unlocked: A Good Bad idea
Used google drive to set up a 'study buddies' thing so me and my friends can help each other with our work outside of school. I bet you any money that no matter how hard I try, it'll just end up as a chatroom and a distraction from the aforesaid work.
I'll probably log on tomorrow to find a powerpoint full of shirtless Misha Collins photos. Not that I would mind that.
+30 feelings of triumph
+20 feelings of dread
-several thousand of the brain cells devoted to not making typos

also
Achievement Unlocked: Escaping the protection of Protective Parents
My mum finally gives in and says I can watch supernatural! It'll only take 6 days of solid watching to catch up to my obsessed friends...
+100000 feelings of triumph
-1000 nightmareless nights

Achievement Unlocked: Truth Hurts
Tell your mother directly "this food sucks" during dinner and quit eating.
+15 confidence
+%5 chance to get rejected as a son

Achievement Unlocked: I Hear Dead People
Forget that you haven't turned your music off, so that when you get to the chorus and all of a sudden you can hear what sounds like demonic whispering from near your feet, you can just freeze in abject terror, have a heart attack, and watch your life flash before your eyes. All simultaneously.

Alternative title: Cardio- the Bad Kind.

Achievement Unlocked: It's not a cold, it's an allergy!
Succesfully persuade others that your current sneezing is a cause of allergy, even if it's not.

+10 cunning
+20 persuasion
-5 trust

Achievement Unlocked: DamnTears
Cry because of your shitty school and because you miss your friends

Achievement Unlocked: Mr/Mrs/Miss Forgetful

Forgetting your tripcode password

Achievement Unlocked! 'Too Old'
Tell Name that he needs to move away from loli's.

Achievement Unlocked! 'False Achievements'
Say that you have an unlocked an achievement that doesn't exist

>>516 Never.

>>518
Achievement Unlocked! 'Nothing but the Truth'
Tell the brutally honest truth to someone; regardless of not they listen

achievement unlocked: super spam hero

this is the first time since the existence of the internet that i have gotten more than 100 notices at a time for more than an hour, idk wut to do because as soon as i answer 1 notice i get 10 more

but its great ^_^

Achievement Unlocked:Be Diligent
Diligently watch anime before a important test!

Achievement Unlocked! Lolis Everywhere
Do nothing all day due to running simulations of how one loli would react in different situations.

Many Romeos and Juliets but no one dies (yet) with a big war caused by a short cute smart ass little shit who is bored.

Achievement Unlocked: Just Like the Animes
Adjust your glasses in a way that makes the reflect the light, so nobody can see your eyes.

Achievement Unlocked: Bladder Of Steel
Don't use the bathroom all day long!

Achievement unlocked: Crap! Wrong Thread!
Accidentally post a reply in the wrong thread.

Achievement unlocked: Joined The Dollars
Join The Dollars

Achievement Unlocked: Public Enemy

I'll look out for him

<<530 pssst... (water the toxic savor posted this... dum dum :P)

>>524 oh, I really need to try that for myself.

Achievement unlocked: used LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL (laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud) instead of LOL (laughing out loud)

Achievement Unlocked: Through the Bitter Wind
Walk a mile in cold wind with nothing but a t-shirt and shorts to keep you warm.

Achievement Unlocked: Wrong Place, Wrong Time
Put a thread in the wrong board and get yelled at by someone

Achievement Unlocked: In The End, It Didn't Even Matter

Rushed to school for a field trip, and barely made it on time, only to forget to go down to the library during lunch to catch the bus to the trip

Achievement Unlocked: Now I know my ACT's!

Survived the ACT. Getting a good score on it, however, is a different story.

Achievement Unlocked: Happy Cheating
When asked for help on your brothers pro-life speech find yourself basically doing the whole thing for him and thoroughly enjoying it

Achievement Unlocked: Not alone
Join a destiny clan

Achievement unlocked: A Pirate's Life for Me!
Illegally pirate some software.

Achievement unlocked: Weeaboo
Download a Japanese input keyboard just to look cool when talking to friends.

Achievement unlocked: stayed up past 3 a.m. browsing stuff on here.

Achievement unlocked: Not obsessed at all...
Play the same song on piano so many times that you reach the peak of perfection before getting so tired that you mess everything up.

"'"

Achievement Unlocked: "Lurker has unburrowed"

I am actually posting... stuff... here... yeah

Uhh... Thanks for keeping the thread alive for so long ladies and gents.

Achievement Unlocked: "I am Mellow"

... I came back here and remade myself (~owo)~

Achievement Unlocked “Be anonymous"

Post with the name "Anonymous"

Hey guys how do u enter the chats cos on both of them it tells me my login inccorect so what do I do......I think this is random but oh well have a nice day or night wether u r in the world

Achievement Unlocked: "The Necrobumper"
Bump about 30 threads from the grave.

Achievement Unlocked: "Three Year"
Have a romantic partner for three years.

Unlocked "Puzzler"

I created some kind of puzzle for some weeks now, and today's the most work I've been investing on the puzzle.

Unlocked "A walking existential crisis"

I can overthink anything to the point where I have or put someone into an existential crisis. :)

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Unlocked "Edit it Online!"

My friend literally asked me how to edit his video step by step through video-call. He's not asking how to do it, he's asking what to do after this.

>>553 ?

Unlocked ‘Doing a project that counts for 50% of my grade in 2 days’
(This is an achievement right)

>>554 yes that's an achievement, whatever you thought an achievement in your life is probably an achievement altogether.

My friend is asking a step by step on how to edit his video, not even trying to learn what's actually going on, he's just waiting for the instruction.

>>555
You sound like 553?

Yea, that's my other handle. I use these names interchangeably for no inexplicable reason or pattern, just ignore them and act like we're one entity because that's easier.

>>557 Ahhh didn’t know that cool :)

‘Achievement Unlocked : Knowing What Handles Are’

'Achievement Unlocked : Got a tripcode after finally being active 4 years later'. How embarrassing smh.

Achievement Unlocked ‘Chocolate Chip Cookies’

'Achievement Unlocked : Learned how to make pudding'. :3

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Achievement unlocked : "sp[dkermew;,rem nknml m'..''. dsf;l''232][]\\];"

STOP STOP STOP STOP OH MUY GOD THIS SATANIC CAT PLEASEHELP

'Achievement Unlocked : Make BBQ chicken sandwhich'

I've never actually made one before, lmao.

Achievement unlocked: through up in a trashcan down town.

Story in RTT and food category. 0/10 would not recommend. Officially feel bad for dude who takes care of trash. Hope the trash bag didn't break. But hey! I threw up! I can't ever through up when I feel like I need to so.. and I didn't throw up in my sleep that time. Woo. Still sucky experience.