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Most interesting man in the world jokes (28)

1 Name: Zaia : 2011-07-31 23:27 ID:9QxPW3nK [Del]

He has never lost a sock
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
When in Rome the Romans do as he does

now let's see what ya got

2 Name: Mael !hefBVEyOUs : 2011-07-31 23:39 ID:Pihy78r6 [Del]

I call bullshit on the sock thing.

3 Name: Phantom : 2011-07-31 23:52 ID:PEyWy3AI [Del]

He doesn't take the time to post in threads like this.

/thread

4 Name: tomthecrazzy : 2011-09-06 23:11 ID:yhZmngyK [Del]

if he pat you on the back you would list it on your resume

"i dont allways drink beer but when i do, i normally end up in a bar"

5 Name: The Doctor : 2011-11-24 11:40 ID:w0c8alrr [Del]

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I go on an alcoholic rampage and beat my wife and kids."

6 Name: Colorless Energy !O1jzujos12 : 2012-05-27 12:35 ID:IGGedVGo (Image: 430x579 jpg, 94 kb) [Del]

src/1338140124524.jpg: 430x579, 94 kb
and here's a few more
http://www.troll.me/meme/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/page/463/

7 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-05-27 12:50 ID:8ONuGrvh [Del]

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do.........."
"................."
"......"

8 Name: Name !broNAMEpvE : 2012-05-27 12:54 ID:0Nu9TK+r [Del]

I don't always speak in paradoxes.

But when I do, I don't.

9 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-05-27 13:26 ID:w9zZJa2s (Image: 425x535 png, 245 kb) [Del]

src/1338143188929.png: 425x535, 245 kb
/thread

10 Name: Anonymous : 2012-05-27 13:49 ID:we9nqzmB [Del]

>>9 Teehee :>

11 Name: Hibari ?!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2012-05-27 15:20 ID:LD7M8XWP [Del]

I don't always drink beer but when i do i find someone in my trunk the next day.

12 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-05-27 17:44 ID:HJLcTzT5 [Del]

I don't always visualize two pieces of bread having sex, but when I do, it's Yata's fault.

13 Name: Ravana (Mobile) !HltySaVY5g : 2012-05-27 17:47 ID:Yiu3qGfW [Del]

>>12 XD That one actually was kinda funny.

14 Name: Name !broNAMEpvE : 2012-05-27 17:49 ID:VmHIQbF6 [Del]

I don't always stab loaves of bread.

But when I do, I imagine I'm stabbing my mortal enemy.

15 Name: Haru. !4Wf3m.ar1o : 2012-05-27 17:55 ID:HVkqSXG4 [Del]

I don't always see,

but when I do, it's what you did there.

16 Name: Bread!BREADU25mg : 2012-05-27 18:13 ID:we9nqzmB [Del]

Just putting this out there

Using "I" in your jokes implies that you are the most interesting man in the world. Which you are not.

17 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-05-27 18:15 ID:HJLcTzT5 [Del]

>>16 Who says I'm not?

18 Name: Chrome !CgbeICNblQ : 2012-05-27 18:17 ID:2Lp/WaMg [Del]

>>17 It's true.
She doesn't always read.

But when she does she reads Man's Conquest magazine.

19 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2012-05-27 18:19 ID:HJLcTzT5 [Del]

>>18 This.

I don't always hire old men to play my part in Most Interesting commercials, but when I do, it's to fuck with Bread's mind.

20 Name: CeltysCat : 2012-08-02 19:40 ID:c68iQlWt [Del]

I dont always bump threads...

...but when I do,I bump them like this.

21 Name: Keisen : 2012-08-02 20:26 ID:zPiHsObj [Del]

I don't always make beer commercials, but when I do, they instantly become internet memes.

22 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-08-03 01:16 ID:ma3zOZCR [Del]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I wake up without my kidneys.

23 Name: Hibari ?!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2012-08-03 01:53 ID:eMh6nmw8 [Del]

>>22 damn that's rough.

24 Name: gobble-d-gook : 2012-08-03 09:27 ID:8sVmxBGD [Del]

"I don't always tell people I'm batman,
but when I do,
I say "I'm Batman"

25 Name: Mag : 2015-07-20 11:26 ID:wU54c/CM [Del]

Bump

26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-07-20 11:40 ID:bPuekgRT [Del]

I don't always stage spike in Super Smash Brothers Melee, but when I do it's on Battlefield with Donkey Kong.

27 Name: Tree : 2015-07-20 14:47 ID:0zvgJ4VT [Del]

chuck Norris doesn't always Chuck Norris, but when Chuck Norris does, he's Chuck Norris

28 Name: Gred : 2015-07-23 09:29 ID:jZTlwA7x [Del]

I don't always rage, but when I do it's because my character didn't dodge when I smashed the B button in Dark Souls