So yeah, here's something to keep you occupied!
Try to think up an Oldspice something like this one I made. It's written as if Shizuo would say it....so..

DOLLARS! Look at Izaya, now look at me, now look back at Izaya and look back at me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped stomping on sellphones and started throwing vending machines, he could act like he is me. Look down, look back up, where are we? We are in Russian Sushi, eating something Simon made us. Look up, look back at me, the sushi is now diamonds. Everything is possible when Izaya throws vending machines and didn’t stomp. I’m on Celty’s horse.

I WANT TO READ YOURS! |D

LOL that is so win... xD I just imagined Shizuo doing that whole thing lol. Unfortunately I don't have the literary skills to so something like that ool

>>2 Lol thanks xD
Aaaw you should just try it! It's really fun to do~

That was awesome Keibetsu!! :3 But I am same as Akito --> no literary skills to do something like that >u< even tought it would be really fun :3

>>4 heheh thank youuu~
Aaaah, you really should just try it! |D It's great fun~

>>1 Lmfao. That was wicked! :D That made me laugh really hard, Oh god, I can just imagine Shizuo saying that xD Hmm, I'll attempt at it sometime later though mind you it wont be half as epic as yours :P

>>6 Hurrhurrr thank youuu~

Oooohhh~ Can't wait to see it~ <3

Now that is funny i gotta give you props for that

Masaomi Kida: Hello, ladies! Look at your man, now back to me. Now look at your man, NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly he is not me. BUT if he joined the Dollars, he could be as cool as me. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're in Ikebukuro, hanging with the Dollars. What's that in your hand? It's that coupon for Russia Sushi you wanted. Look again, the coupon is now the password to the Dollars! I'm on a motorcycle. *whinney*
DU DU DU DU DU DURARARA!

Sorry, it's not nearly as good as >>1, but at least I tried.

Hello my traveling companions, look at the dalek, now look at me, now back to the dalek, now back to me, sadly it is not me. But if it would stop yelling exterminate, and started yelling Allons-y, he could sound like me. Look down, now up, what do you see? It's a police box, small on the outside. Look up, now back to me, we're inside the TARDIS pulling wibbly levers. Anything is possible when your dalek is yelling Allons-y

Shinra: Hello Dollars~ Look at your man, now back to me. look at your man, now back to Meee! Sadly, he isn't me, BUT if he started operating on guys like Shizuo instead of normal people then maybe he could be almost as good~ now look down, and back up. where are we? we're in Ikebukuro! what's that in your hand? A bullet? yeah, i pulled that out of Shizuo's leg. now it's a diamond! see? Anything is possible when your boyfriend operates on Shizuo! now i'm on my Dullahan girlfriend's horse! Weeeee!

Well here's one I used before on duplicate threads (slightly altered because I can't find the threads I put it on lol)

Look to your right, now back to me, now back to the view all threads button, now back to this thread. Sadly, this is a duplicate thread; but if you ctrl+F searched threads under view all, your thread could be moderately successful. Look down, back up, what is that? Thats the thread your comment should be on. Anything is possible when you use common sense.

It was something like that. I'mma search for it because the other one was better.

this is a fun one, more people should try it... get creative...