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A Day In My City (2)

1 Name: Alokr : 2018-11-20 09:11 ID:C+dDV/NX [Del]

Yesterday was a weird day, after work i've decided to pick a request from a friend of a friend. It was a simple task, go to bar where his other friend was working at, and call this number xxx-xxx-xxx-whatever to let him know who i was. Ok so i got there, there was no one in except this really skinny punk guy at the bar, so i thought that he was the guy!
So I went to him and asked him if he got the pack for my friend, and he was like "What package? Man i don't know who that person is! Well wait a sec to ask the others about it" and he went back for a second and came back screaming at a guy... let's call him Mark. Mark was a big dud rushing in like a train "Who the hell did you said that have sent you here ? and who told you about me?!" and i was like "Man i'm just the courier here, your friend "Peter" sent me here for the package you owed him..." and he was like "Package? i don't owe him any packa-... AHHH SHIITTTT HEYYY "Ivan" bring the package, the guy is here to take it!" and then Ivan came in with a big plastic bag and handed to metelling me on a really creepy voice "Tell your friend to do more of this things... and if he doesn't finish the other stack soon he'll lose his clients and that is bad shit for business!" and i was like "Ok sure, i'll tell him that" and so i left with that plastic bag, honestly i didn't wanted to know what's inside it.

Anyway i almost arrived at the drop point but suddenly my phone ringed and i just got called from my best friend telling me to go to get a book from the library because it just arrived and he couldn't wait to get it, so off i was to the library!
At the library i've had to explain them the whole situation and in the end they've gave me the book in another plastic bag, so off i was to give the weird pack to the dude and the book to my best friend.

After 2 hours i've arrived at the drop point, and gave them the weird package and off i was to my best friend. After another 1 hour i've arrived at my best friend and gave him the book and off i was again!

On they way i got a message from the guy who requested the job reading "there's a problem with the pack call me!" but i've ignored it, an after some good 20m my best friend called me and he was all out wiled "MAN WTF IS WITH THIS ?! THIS IS NOT MY BOOK I GOT SOME PORN COMICS WTF MAN?!" an i was like "What the hell are you saying ?" and he was like "I GOT FURY COMIC PORN!" and i was like "THE FUCK?!" so it all came bag to me, i've delivered the wrong package...
Well i've called the guy telling him what happened and told him well meet the nest day to give him his package he agreed!


Everything worked out well after that! The only plot twist was...
My friend didn't want to give those Hentai back to the dude, and when we finally convinced my friend to give them back that guy, he didn't wanted them anymore stating that the book was better... SO I GUESS IT WAS A WIN WIN!

2 Name: Strky : 2018-11-21 22:08 ID:+g+6QFYq [Del]

Hahaha I had a good laugh! One man meat is another man’s meat haha

/sage