I have this problem where I get angry at objects, and my anger leads to destructive tenancies.

When something doesn't do what it's supposed to do (say a computer wont load, or a chord gets caught on a door handle, or a band-aid keeps falling off) I get mad at it like it's a person, and I keep pushing it to do what it's supposed to do, more and more aggressively. And I refuse to budge until it FUCKING FIXES ITSELF.

I'll keep pulling on the headphones until they fucking break because I'm mad at them, and if they can't not get caught on things they they deserve to be broke! or I'll keep pressing the mouse button on the computer when it freezes over and over until I am literally just smashing my fist on the mouse, or when a band-aid keeps falling off I will just push it into my hand harder and start eventually punching the band-aid, hurting myself. And I sort of try to guilt the fucking objects. Like, I hurt myself by punching the band-aid on, and in my head I think "you aren't working and I'm hurting myself now because you won't work you piece of shit band-aid" or when my computer wont load while I'm watching porn I'll just squeeze my dick, progressively harder and harder until blood vessels start popping, until my computer loads, repeatedly insisting it's the computers fault for being so shitty.

Or like, when my phone is charging, but I also have headphones on, and it falls, or when a fork falls, and I just stomp those fuckers into oblivion.

Basically I get mad at objects like they're people, and punish them with violence, or make them feel terrible by being self-destructive and telling them it's their fault.

I'm not sure if I'm asking for help, or if anyone acts like this, or what. I just wanted to tell people and have them respond.

Yeah man, that's an issue.
Like real talk, no need for that, just manage it better.
First step is admitting it's a problem though I guess.
Also, nobody needed to hear about the porn thing.