Help, I am addicted to licking ducks. I have 5 of them and I love licking them. When I get sad, mad, or depressed I sit outside and lick them. My parents don't know but I did tell one of my friends. They think it's weird but they promised not to tell anyone. I throw up a lot and I get really sick. I need help please!!!

Um, the only real advice I can give is just stop licking ducks. I'm not sure how else we help you. Stopping that solves the problem entirely. o.O

>>2 I try really hard but I just can't I just get so mad/sad that I can't think straight. I'm pretty sure my parents are catching on to me. They are noticing that when I get mad I go to the ducks and I really need help.

I don't think you are weird Reisuke-kun

I feel your pain

First, are ducks supposed to be a metaphor for something, or are you just a troll? (The latter seems more likely).

Second, if you are going to name switch and talk to yourself, at least make sure that the ID's don't match up, $Bobby$/Reisuke-kun.

WOw what a scandal

Bobby is my friend we both go to the same school so we are connected to the same wi-fi. If you connect two devices to the same wi-fi you get the same ID. Also I'm not trolling I just lick my ducks sometimes and I thought I could come here for help but obviously it seems like you don't care Ryukagoka. I thought people wouldn't judge others here but if you're going to say its weird that I lick ducks then what's the point of posting problems on this board.

>>8 [she]/[he] aint ever said it was weird, course there are people who do out of the norm things like duck licking, bleach drinking, or the one black woman i saw on tlc where she ate toilet paper, and the thing is people troll these boards a lot,there was no indication that you weren't, you say you ask for help, but haven't listed any stressors that we could help point out other things to do, hell, if you're sick of licking ducks, start bringing gum with you. or do pushups when the urge hits you, go on a 2 & 1/2 mile jog. change starts with you, we're just here to give a different perspective, we dont have to give any fucks.

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What does sage do!!!

sage just stops the board from thinking its an important reply, so it doesnt put the original post at the top

http://dollars-bbs.org/main/res/1403233707.html <Please read!

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Using the same wifi does not give you the same ID. Using the same device does.

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Also, you are more than welcome to share your ideas, opinions and problems on here, but don't expect to be able to do so without facing opposition from others who either don't believe you, or don't agree with you.

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Actually, the ID for wifi is irrelevant. I've tested this at my school in case of the possibility of another DOllars member writing on the wall with the same ID. If two different computers post then two different IDs show up.

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that is very weird because we didn't use the same computer...

Just let this sink.

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>>15 Yes you did, because you're the same person.

>>16 Couldn't resist.

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Ok yes I do admit this is fake but still me and my friend were sitting right next to each other and both posted random things on seprate computers so I don't know why we have the same ID

Naww. If it wasn't fake... wouldn't it be smart to start licking swans..? They are bigger, maybe you need only one Swan to equal 5 ducks...

>>19 Impossible, ID's are unique to the computer. There is no possible way that you posted on different devices. It is easier to confess than to try and badly lie your way out of this situation. Since you're a spammer, I already have a low respect for you, because you do this knowing that people come here with genuine problems and hope for some advice. Stop bumping this up Personal, and let people with real problems post.

Also, if you are going to respond, sage your goddamn replies!

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Is too funny tho. May save someone's day, so maybe this isn't too bad :P

But okay...none of my business

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If belongs anywhere its the random page. There are people with actual problems on the "Personal" page, this crap isn't needed.

Someone please permasage this.

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