So, this is gonna be the tale of how my life got so fuckin' turned around. It might be long so just sit tight. Just as some back story I'm from Philly, spent alot of my time fuckin' around at the playground just it was just relaxing to hang out with friends out of the house. Played alot of basketball, ALOT. So some assholes came to the main place where we all hang out. They were total assholes fuckin' with younger kids. So me being the idiot that I am decided to stand up to them. I like to think I won the fight... my mom got a little unnerved at my new 'violent behaviour' so I got sent to live with my unkle and aunt in California. I called the cab when the plane landed and I don't remember the license plate, I just remember it being funny or rare. I told him to go to the address. I got to the house in the evening, thanked the cabby and took a look at the house, I was finally here, to sit on my thrown, as the prince of bel-air. So that's my current situation with my life.

Wow, your life really got flipped-turned upside down. Sounds exactly like a kingdom just for you though. I bet you'll enjoy being a fresh prince in Bel-Air.

This guys does this every few months.... Hilarious as shit though

/sage