1 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 18:48 ID:sLmi9Qkj (Image: 190x265 png, 106 kb) [Del]
Well, I find myself quite disgusting/disgusted. I am currently sitting in the deputy principal's office, pretending to research Tutankhamen. This all started when I lost my bag and my tie, therefore being given multiple detentions. Despite these detentions being compulsory, I skipped all of them until I was given an after school detention, of which I attended. The Deputy Principal refuses to believe me and so here I am, suspended. Well, at least I got a job! I'll be updating this in the comments regularly through out the school day(s?) everyday I am in suspension, listening to the staff outside in the office.
2 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 18:51 ID:sLmi9Qkj [Del]
A girl just entered and claimed she was pregnant to the staff. They were surprisingly cool about it and said something about surgery.
3 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 19:05 ID:sLmi9Qkj [Del]
They are now asking each other if they are "gonna go for a drink 'sarvo". As expected, they are completely normal, ignorant adults
4 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 19:09 ID:sLmi9Qkj [Del]
Apparently something serious is going on in a park with some girl being harassed/bullied at the moment. They are saying it's not their problem just because she's wearing the school uniform. It's the police's. Idiots.
5 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 19:50 ID:Q2PyhH51 (Image: 500x255 gif, 383 kb) [Del]
Takano = Deputy Principal (except she's a girl)
Konata = Me
6 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 19:50 ID:Q2PyhH51 (Image: 299x168 jpg, 5 kb) [Del]
7 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 19:57 ID:H2iTUTII (Image: 1600x1200 jpg, 490 kb) [Del]
Principal just entered and asked me what I was here for. I told her for missing out on detentions. She asked how many, I said I can't remember. She told me to start remembering and left.
8 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 20:29 ID:H2iTUTII (Image: 548x412 jpg, 25 kb) [Del]
only 3 and a half more hours 'til I see friends!
9 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 20:55 ID:P85lhlpe [Del]
Yay! Someone has joined me - he is suspended for the day for wearing the wrong shoes... Poor him. He is playing on his phone though, so good for him.
10 Name: イサオ : 2015-09-03 20:56 ID:YyLxLrzl [Del]
Why'd you skip the detentions?
11 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 21:04 ID:i0eO3xou [Del]
Mum called deputy. Listening to call. Mom is a genius. She's getting me out of this. YAY! Deputy fights! Well, Deputy says I can't get a job at my age. Not 13 yet. NUH UH. Mom says that I can and so does the place I am gonna work at. Mom MIGHT be grumpy when I get home.
12 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 21:05 ID:i0eO3xou [Del]
>>10 I care about my friends WAY more than my own health. I prefer to hang out with them than to go to detentions.
13 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 22:05 ID:hPyvyC2E [Del]
Mom fights on! YAY. I love my mother. Deputy and Principal are whispering in the next room about me.
14 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 22:19 ID:Q2PyhH51 [Del]
I was outside for a break earlier and it sounded like someone was smuggling something - or someone. The boy was shouting "Just put him in the trunk! Just put him in the trunk!" and the girl would say no so the boy would say "Then take your jumper off! It's not summer you idiot!" Which made no sense, but the girl had no common sense either and said "But it's SNOWING! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA!" Aaaaand I was very confused. This was just continuously repeating so I thought someone was acting out a play because I was next to the performing arts block.
15 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 22:21 ID:Q2PyhH51 [Del]
I am now in the main office due to there being a meeting in the deputy principal's room. YAY no one's watching what I do, so I can do as I please.
16 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 22:25 ID:Q2PyhH51 (Image: 295x171 jpg, 10 kb) [Del]
Found this while looking up anime eye memes
17 Name: NZPIEFACE : 2015-09-03 22:38 ID:PkSfTU2O [Del]
OK, I have no idea who you are, but I give you a mark of approval
18 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:26 ID:Q2PyhH51 [Del]
Yay! only half an hour 'til I get to see my friends! HURRAH!
19 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:34 ID:YH9+3pPL (Image: 287x176 jpg, 6 kb) [Del]
20 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:35 ID:bnNrQWpR (Image: 600x400 jpg, 150 kb) [Del]
21 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:36 ID:YH9+3pPL (Image: 188x268 jpg, 9 kb) [Del]
22 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:36 ID:bnNrQWpR (Image: 632x960 jpg, 120 kb) [Del]
23 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:37 ID:ekddSjHR (Image: 640x360 jpg, 41 kb) [Del]
24 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:43 ID:ekddSjHR (Image: 639x1203 jpg, 275 kb) [Del]
25 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-03 23:58 ID:RLFXfOJd (Image: 600x338 jpg, 49 kb) [Del]
Well, that's today done! I'll bee back on Monday to give you more juice on what suspension is like and some more (really sad) humour! Oh and ps in suspensions nobody ever watches what your doing, but at least do some work to fool them so you don't get in trouble. SAYOONARA DESUUUUUUUU (weeabu = definition of me)
26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-04 00:33 ID:gMePZTxM [Del]
U'know, it's funny, I was once in a situation similar to yours. The principle almost threw a chair at because he doesn't appreciate my "attitude". I told him if he doesn't enjoy working with children like my then he should just find a new job. He looked like he was about to pass out, before he yelled at me that he was going to call my parents. I replied with first thing that came to mind.
"That's what she said!"
You should have seen the look on his face. Bahahaha!
The yelled, "GET OUT"
She said that too!"
I could have come up with something something better...but... Still.
27 Name: Yuno Gasai : 2015-09-04 01:26 ID:ZMkzJlbS [Del]
>>26 NICE I told my deputy principal to fuck off and gave her a speech on how the school only cares about money and not education. I now hold grudges against adults.
28 Name: Alex Branson : 2015-09-04 02:19 ID:gMePZTxM [Del]
Both of you deserve an award :)
29 Name: Hyukki : 2015-09-04 06:05 ID:8MZ/7xab [Del]
What an interesting thread. Sugoi Desu~~
