So I sincerely love these 3 girls for who they are. I know this seems very douchy of me, and I'm pretty sure a lot of people who see this will probably think lowly of me, plus think I'm an ass, but I really do like these 3. I've already determined I am an ass since I can't just have the guts to go and ask one of them. Plus, what kind of person would I be if I asked one, then the other? Probably the ass type.
Some background about this:
I've known them all for quite some time now (around 5 years or probably longer)
We've met in different ways (meaning they all don't know each other personally, but have heard of each other)

So I'm just asking what should I do? It should seem very clear on what I should do, but I'm just not that kind of guy to make the other one jealous or sad or something cause we are all very close friends. Pls don't hate my guts. I don't want anyone hating my guts. All I ask for is thoughts.

On the joke perspective, you could always try polygamy. On the serious side, you need to make a decision between the three. Unfortunately, you'll probably hurt someone's feelings one way or another, but if you guys are really such close friends, then things will smooth out and return to normal.

Damn that's freakin tough. I suggest you write a short description about each girl and why you like them maybe that way it's more clear what you should do. Chances are there's one you might like more than the rest or one who you have higher chances or being with. What I'm confused about is why you think your an ass if you like all 3 of them you can't help it but unfortunately you gotta make a choice. The only reason it may be hard for you to ask another of the 3 if you get rejected because think about it from their perspective if you confess to girl A then ask girl B she will think she's only 2nd best and it will create more problems later so I don't suggest you do that.

Bottom line I suggest you breakdown why you like each girl you can even do it here if your not embarrassed. A small thing to consider is that not all of the 3 might be interested in you romantically if you can figure that out it might be a little easier to choose without anyone being jealous.

If your gonna regret doing it, and still regret it if you don't do it, then just do it.
Also, I don't believe all 3 like you. You should go with the one with higher chances.
Maybe you could stay single, and look at all 3 as a friend, then slowly forget about them later after your time with them ends....

Maybe you are looking at it the wrong way. Most people don't just go out and confess to people. At least in my experience, most people I see, one person invites the other on a date and many times will go on a few more and some of those times, they will continue dating. Look, all I'm saying is that you should pick one (>>3 is some pretty good advice) and ask her out on a date. If she flat out says no or things go badly, give it a while. Then you can maybe try again.

Lastly, stop thinking that you are in a bad situation. I don't think anyone here is telling you it is wrong to crush on more than one girl. Doubletiming, now that would be a problem. Just crushing? Way more normal than you think.