>>5 Bruh, after you "said" "This may sounds weird but for me"- I was like, "oh, sh#t, this guys gonna be like one of the few who go out and start cutting up road kill in the name of knowledge, or start staking hot chicks, or some other sh#t".
But then everything changed when the masturbation arrived.XD
I had "jack off" as one of my suggestions too!