Bruh.... How in the darkest damned hell did you manage to get stuck in a mother f#cking TREE ????? Like, Dafuq ? Your jumping level must've been higher then Wiz Khalifa to accomplish such a feat. I'm impressed.
I think the best part about you being stuck in a tree was that the first thing you did was come here to tell people. You certainly do have your priorities in order.
>>10 The problem with climbing higher is that it's the illusion of progress. You're moving up, sure, but you're still limited by the height of the tree. Not to mention that you will still be stuck.
I had kinda seen kind-hearted people climbing up the tree to save a kitty/put back a fallen baby bird yet were stuck up there because they didn't expected them climbing till that high... well... Is that why you climb that tree?
