Have you ever spoken to someone or texted a conversation with someone and realized that person might be an all time fucking retard? I swear if I had a time machine I would go back in time and beat my infant girlfriend to death with various books then come back and fuck her slut mom. Afterwards I would sneak out and leave all the books I used to beat her daughter to death with on her dinner table...also a very nice breakfast that I cooked for her and I wont wash a goddamn dish.

I take that back she's actually a nice lady.

wow dude... you got it all planned out.

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...Why yes, yes I have.