Listen I need help from an anonymous. A very good friend of mine has had a hard time lately with the death of her grandmother, she asked her bf to go to the funeral to support her and what did her do, the fucker couldn't go because he was with another girl having sex (I didn't know this till later) so I'm asking any Anon that is good with a computer to help me hack his Facebook and scare the shit out of him and ruin his relationship with the girl he was having sex with because she still doesn't know about my friend. What he is doing sickens me and I'm asking a lot but please My Anonymous brothers and sister please help me

If your friend is having relationship problems she should just break up with him. Why go through the trouble of hacking his Facebook? Also, if you know who the second girl is, why not just tell her he has a gf? If she has any self respect, she will stop seeing him.

Their broken up but I don't know the other girl and I'm trying to keep my friend from killing this stupid guy and I don't want the other girl to get hurt. He is just a ass hole with no regards to people's feeling so with help I can stop his relationship and hopefully get a point a crossed. And ik it most likely it won't work and he'll keep doing it but I won't know if I don't try. And I just want I want some payback for in salting me and a number of friends and girls. Plus he called my 13 year old cousin a whore so I'm trying not to kick his but myself. I figured this would be the best way to get some revenge

Hacking someone's social media account is one of the pettiest things you could possibly do, and revenge is stupid. Tell the girl what's been going on behind her back and be done with it. You've no reason to be involved any further than that.

>>5 Going to have to disagree with you there, Blinking.
Hacking a social media account is 100% hilarious and revenge is radical.

But, I agree that OP's problem is not worth trying to get into a social media site.
Ten bucks said the guy he wants hacked actually snaked his girl.

No its not my girl he stole but that doesn't matter I'm just sick and tired of him hurting people that are close to me because this is the 3rd time he's done something like this. He also calls himself an Anon but has done nothing to help his community, organize any Ops to help anything like hunger or the homeless and do sent care about the state of the USA or the world. He has completely made a mockery of Anonymous name and people. He threatens to hack everyone that gets mad at him or who hates him and there just hollow threats. I'm just sick of him. At least I'm organizing a walk on the 15th in my community to give blankets and food and money to the homeless and when I asked him if he would like to join he said and I quote "I don't give a fuck about them or you, so go walk for those filthy niggers" so yeah he pisses me off. So I ask for help once again. Please help me scare him and get revenge for being an ass hole.

He's probably saying he's Anon to scare people and think it makes his image look good. I'm not Anon but I know a lot of assholes who say things to make themselves look cool. But I honestly wouldn't try anything to get revenge personally. Karma really is a bitch to both parties if you try to take things into your own hands. Plus I think it's distasteful to hack social media when you can just ask them to find out who the girl he was fucking was and contact her about the issue. You and your friend shouldn't stay mad about it because he may not care, so why waste your time being mad at him if he doesn't care. You should put that behind you, 'forgive but never forget', I know forgiveness is a hard thing to do, but do that and don't forget what he did to avoid a similar situation in the future. Assholes don't always change, so don't try making his life miserable. It makes you no better than him.

The anon saying states that we do not forgive and we do not forget. I've tryed to find out who the girl is but I need her middle name to make sure I'm contacting the right person. And ik that karma is a bitch but I can't just let it go

Give up.

You're on a fucking board asking for an impossible task. The only way to get his account would be through real contact, the hard way. And you can't fucking do it. You can't fucking do shit, can you ?

You look like a little coward who thinks Anonymous is a God, still exists, and will help you take your revenge without any implication from you.

If you were for real you'd beat the shit out of him, or at least get someone to do it for you. But you're trying to request a magical hacker to do magical work for you. How pathetic, ain't it ?

Unfortunately anonymous is not godoing they are the people they do exist and furthermore I can't kick this kids ass because I'm 19 and I'd rather not go back to jail. So the person calling me a coward I don't care someone will come to my aid and if not I'll have to do it myself. All I want is access to his account and that's it. It is not an impossible task. So go troll some other thread

Your just a troll. Someone will come to my aid and if not I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty and go back to jail. I'm not asking for an impossible task in fact it's very simple. But I don't have the means for accomplishing my goal. Anonymous does exist they are the people of the world and this is my way of contacting one of them. So don't say I'm a coward because this is a better path to go than ending up back in jail

You don't go to jail for beating up someone.

Its selfish to contact Anonymous for such a shit purpose. I don't care if their motto is 'we do not forgive we do not forget', You are in the Dollars, a group most purposely for helping others, I don't care if you are also in Anonymous or know people in it. I hope karma sends you a nice greeting card because you have responded to your problem with rudeness, cruelty and unfairness. You are being a coward by using this route of action and you could have simply confronted the dickhead yourself and resolved the issue, whether you beat the shit out of him or just fucking spoke and cussed him out. This is not a better path. Anonymous honestly shouldn't help you for such a douchebag reason.

>>13 Are you 12? I keep seeing your posts and think that.
You can get arrested for assault.

Why would a bunch of nerd terrorist help out a little revenge. the best thing to do is to. tell your friend and get evidence against him proving he is a cheater. don't just attack someone for cheating. I know it feels good to cause him pain. but its not worth it. you will get in trouble and you will look like a bad guy.

>>15 If he beats him up bad enough to end up in jail he's not a sane human being. Also I'm not twelve.

>>6 Definitely hilarious, no argument there, but it's usually pretty goddamn pathetic beyond that.

Sounds like OP's ego is just too big to let this go.

>>18 There is a pretty fine line, I agree there.
A fine line between hilarious and pathetic.
I hover over that line every day, nigga.
lel

>>7 If he calls himself anon, he is a faggot.
If you think someone has to do something for their community or any of that other shit to be anon, you are also a faggot.


>>10 This. Kick his ass, OP.

>>11 It's not that it's impossible, it's that you don't have a good enough reason to encourage me, or anyone else obviously, to help you.

>>13 Yes you do.

>>14 I have two boners. :))

>>17 Go big or go home, pussy nigga.

What the fuck. Have any of you really seen anyone go to jail for a simple fight ? At best he'll get a fine or hospital bills, and in the worst fucking case he'll get a suspended sentence.

>>19 And are you telling him not to bother unless he's going for the kill or broken bones ?

The guy he's talking about seems to be the kind of fucker who'd look for a fight anyway, rather than sue you afterward.

>>20 Yes, I have seen people go to jail for fighting.

And yea, that's what I'm saying.

>>20 Depends on where you are, how it happened, and how badly the guy got hurt.

>>19 Thanks for telling me that?....

>>17 You don't have to beat somebody up bad to end up in prison. If they decide to go to the police and file an assault charge with a good lawyer and any kind of witness, you can kiss your ass goodbye for a choice period of time.

>>23 He's probably minor, which will result in suspended time in prison in the worst case. Also he needs a witness for that, which implies OP did his job badly.

I've never heard of anyone trying to sue for assault though. Usually it just ends into hatred and revenge, or simply nothing. That is, if he's still young enough for that shit, which I believe he is.

It's not a good idea obviously but that's the first thing that'd come to my mind if I wanted to teach a lesson to someone. And, while he'll probably not success, if he happened to hack Facebook, or if "Anonymous" did it for him, as an accomplice of that crime he'll be up to a sentence way worse than what an assaulter could get ( cf. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steubenville_High_School_rape_case")Deric Lostutter, got arrested for being related to an hacker who denounced rapists, and took ten times their sentence).

( cf. Deric Lostutter, got arrested for being related to an hacker who denounced rapists, and took ten times their sentence).

I fucking failed there.

>>24 Juvie is a thing, and the witness isn't required, just helpful in court. Assault is also far from an uncommon charge.

>>22 You are welcome.

>>24 He's 19, at least that's what he said.

>>23 This.

>>27 Oh right. I skipped most of what he wrote.

Still he either takes some risks, that is, ending up in jail again, or watch that guy live happily. And seriously, are people scared of hackers ? What's even a facebook account for someone to freak out ? I've heard of such cases more than once and people reacted pretty calmly, making a new account. If people cared about their privacy, they wouldn't let it get raped by the government, and most don't have anything worthy on accounts such as facebook anyway. It's far from being a popular place to find nudes or anything private - but again that's only my experience messing with people, might not be the case elsewhere.

Also a good way to get facebook account is to find the answer to the security question, which might be pretty easy to find, and then resets the password. The operation is only done if not cancelled in twenty-four hours, though, so you have to keep that guy busy somehow, but that's a pretty doable job.

Most people you call hackers or members of Anonymous don't even hack. In the case I linked to earlier, Anon had to spend fifteen minutes to try to guess the password by himself. I'm not even sure if that could be called cracking.

Note that he'll probably notice your thirst for revenge and it won't be hard to guess that the culprit is close to him, and what he's taking revenge for. Hell, he might even harm that woman.

There's no God for revenge, you'll just bring pain to both of you going down that path. Don't let evil conquer you, but overcome evil with good. Try to to help your friend rather than getting revenge in her place. It's up to her to remember her wrath, and you to ease it.

>>28 I don't disagree with you, OP should kick the guy's ass instead of being a lady about it.

>>29 He's not wrong about not doing it, though. If he's already gone to jail he's quite wise and acting like what others would consider cowardly is rather courageous from him. Even if it's just his future, it doesn't mean he should just throw it away and not take reponsibility for himself.

But begging Anonymous is quite laughable.

>>30 Yea, I don't disagree with that either, but kicking the other guy's ass would be the solve all, if he did it right.
Seeing as OP is on here asing for help form "Anonymous" I don't think that he would be able to get away with beating up some guy.

OP, the problem to your solution:
Don't get involved.
Why involve yourself with the mindlessness of others?
Your very good friend is obviously stupid for staying with someone like that.
Tell her about the cheating and then drop them all.
You're better off, and you will be happier.

Am I the only one here that doesn't understand why you would need to beat someone up in this case? The testosterone overflow is suffocating. Just tell her so she can break up with him; it's not so complicated of a matter that you need the backup of an internet hacking group or to beat the crap out of him. It sounds more like you just want to show off to her.

>>32
I agree, just tell your friend to leave his ass. All that work is not worth anything. You're supposedly trying to get back at him but it's not going to work. If he easily cheated on your friend for that girl and you break him up with her I think he'll just move on to another make a new fb or don't use it. What a waste of effort and childish. Tell her the truth to break up problems over let your friend deal with her own problem and just be there to support. That's what a good friend do for someone that's going through a lot.

Well, this has been entertaining.

I feel like most of y'all haven't made any enemies before. Such great people.
Also, your friend is an idiot for dating the guy in the first place. Yes, he cheated on her; he's a douche, w/e. It's his nature, he can't control it.

Now, if you want to step out of your way and meddle into other peoples' affairs. Go right ahead. It just tells me something like this fazes you, and you can't brush it off. Not that I care. You can choose to physically hurt him. Sucker punch the nigga, and he'll come back at you, and eventually you'll brawl it out. Or you could go full on beating his ass; fists or with a blunt weapon if you think you can't take him on your own. And then you'll be charged with assault and battery, no matter how the situation looks; serve a sentence, etc. That to me is a big hassle for something so small. Either way, I feel like the douche wins, in the end.

Hacking into a facebook account? What are you smoking? That's the most useless and childish act I've heard to exact "revenge" on another. Yeah, it may get a few shits and giggles, but what good does it do for you, your friend, or whoever? What would you even do with it? Update his status to, "I'm a douchebag who cheats and thinks 13 year old girls are whores"? Wow. Sure showed him. What's next? Upload pics of hentai on his page? Hilarious, but still. What's the point?

You have the choice to be the "bigger man" by not doing shit. Tell your friend she was cheated on the day of her grandmother's funeral. If she can't take it, she'll cry, she'll be hurt immensely, and she'll be quite angry at the douche as much as herself. Okay, done deal, move on.
But if you want to get back at someone? (Legally) You have to think outside the box. Most first initial thoughts are usually to fight; enact violence to feel better about themselves, to see who's on top, who's beneath. Which is quite the controversy, some might say. You want to make his life miserable, a living shit-hole? You better commit as well as being ready to face the consequences when they appear. What you do upon him has to be grand, memorable, etched in his head and follow him for a good while, and more importantly, it's gotta be viral. Get that shit on video; upload it online like a motherfucker. I don't have many ideas; maybe some Dollars here do, if they're willing. Think of something that'll humiliate him, and think big.

One I have in mind, pretty dumb but fun; to rig an outhouse. (Those outdoor bathroom thingies) Set the bottom to explode, install a few GoPro3+ Black Edition cams here and there, inconspicuously. Some way, somehow get him to go in to take a piss. You don't even have to be there, gather a few peeps, and plan it all out. Get a girl to lead him on; fake date. Get him to drink a lot of liquid so eventually he'll have to pee. Lock rest of the outhouses to make that certain one available. Then blow shit up, literally. (Make sure GoPros are in water-proof casings) Wash off the cams, grab the footage, a few edits, 1080p, have a slo-mo replay along with some of that "Blue Danube Waltz" music, upload it, title it, hash-tag it, share it, sit back and enjoy. BA-DA-BEEM, BA-DA-BOOM. It may take a lot of work, time, and effort, but still it'll be mad funny and probably worth it. Just be sure it's safe. If anything should happen, keep your friends out of it; say they're just innocent bystanders or w/e. This will bite you back in the ass 'cause you know; karma's a bitch and all that. But who gives a fuck? Hell, your friend could be so impressed; she may just suck your dick. So WIN-WIN.

A thought.

- YITMAS

>>34 I have this really weird feeling that blowing his dick off might not be any more legal than beating him up.

>>35 I have this weird feeling that blowing his dick off won't be very easy.

"Excuse me, could you take off your pants, please? I need to shoot your penis. No? Okay, I'll just do it for you."

It would just be awkward.

>>32 OP sounds like he wants to be a big tough guy, so beating him up just seems like the way to go.

>>36 huehue

OP, you need to do something other than violence. Honestly, if he is truly being a heinous douchebag, go to the police. If not, have nothing to do with him and have your friends do the same. You need to stop whining about this and be proactive.

People are cruel. But you can't hurt, physically or otherwise, every last person who wrongs you or someone you love.

just threaten him

>>38 "Yes, hello? Police officer? This is OP, my good friend has this really mean boyfriend. He doesn't treat her like I could treat her, but I am too beta to confront anyone about it, please send a swat team."


>>39 Nah, but you can be a man, say enough is enough, nuck if you buck, finna bust.
Fuck you, street shit.