Long Story, short; What can a minor do if he or she feels as if their parents are invading their privacy? Lately my jackass parent has been sifting through my things, talking bad about me behind my ass, and claims that the internet is making me "anti-social" just because I don't talk to him for a damn week. I need help on this or I'm gonna lose it and stab a bitch.

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Generally, not talking to someone in your house for a straight week is pretty anti-social. At least give the guy a few minutes of your time each day.

Otherwise, I would say to just hide your things. Parents will get even more suspicious if you tell them to stop looking. Maybe keep your more personal/questionable stuff at a friend's place for now?

My closer friends and I used to do that a lot if relatives, etc. were staying over. Can't have your aunt sifting through your drawers only to find stacks of yaoi and a pile of knives ofc.

>>3 Another problem is, though, that he knows all the devices I own and makes us lay them out on a table at night. Plus, I'm not giving a shit of time to him. He wants to act like an ass and be butthurt about me not talking to him, so be it.

>>4 Tell him you brought your shit to the mall or something and they got stolen. Big deal. You'll get yelled at for a while, but it won't be the end of the world.

And if you're not going to give him an ounce of your time, then you're avoiding him, which IS anti-social. Again, it's not that big of a deal. Either talk to him here or there or suck it up.

Though your dad sounds like a control freak, you also sound terribly self-centered and determined to be an asshole to him just because want to reinstate the fact that you're an angry teenager. The privacy issue is only one small part of what you're pissed about, right? Don't take other issues out on something so trivial.