I'm a 16 year old guy, and I have been thinking, and I realize that I'm probably heterosexual (straight). I have already told my closest friends, and they are very supportive. I feel like I should tell my mom and dad now.

I think they may have always suspected, but I'm not sure exactly how to tell them. It's not every day that their son walks up to them and says, "Parents, I realize that I find myself attracted to the opposite sex."

I'm afraid that if I tell them I like the opposite sex they'll throw me out of the house. My parents are very religious and they don't approve of straight marriage or straight sex. They hate straight people. They even started a church group called "God Hates Straights". Or G.H.S for short. It's part of the Eastboro baptist church.

Can I get advice from other straight teens? How did you tell your parents? How did they react? Were they supportive? What about your friends?

I plan to let them know by this weekend. God bless~

That you very much for being a failtroll

>>2 Eh, I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny.

Thought that ID looked familiar.

Welcome back, Karloz.
Now, goodbye, Karloz.
Shoo.

....Granted this made me giggle, but... Augh, really?

Lol that confused me for a while X3

Lol that confused me for a while X3

Lol that confused me for a while X3

Jesus fucking tits this made me giggle like a small child.

stale/10

try harder

My sides!

Achievement unlocked: Made The Doctor laugh

You guys know you're just inspiring him to make more threads of shit like this by responding positively, right? :I

Inspiring or not, this thread made me laugh.
I don't really support this, but I think there's worse. ^^"
When we'll face "the worse", then we'll be cinic with the negative critiques.

>>14 Yes, but he's done worse before. The last thing I want him to think is that he's accepted here now :L

Mh, really? I've been here for not so long, I don't remember every troll. #my bad i guess

lol this

>>16 The last time he was around was November of last year from the threads I've checked, and his more obnoxious stuff happened prior to that.

I know, I know. We get long-term trolls that come back months after you think they've given up.

So i must ask, who do you think is the most memorable troll(besides ghf. Everyone knows him)? I would have to say legion. He posted some crazy shit most of which was based off of death note if i remember correctly. A whole bunch of crap about making a new world with him as god or something.