I've been assigned a mini project in my science class; the task is to create my own shampoo. I need a(n) interesting/captivating/original product name for my shampoo. Please and thanks. :D

i have one little piece of advice DONT ABSALUTLY DONT use peanuts alot of people are alergic to them so it would be a big problem. i have nver made shampoo before so this is the only thing i can give you

>>2 "ABSALUTLY"

*salutes abs*

>>1 I suggest arming yourself with Google Translate and finding a pretty but related word. Teachers love foreign brand names ouo

>>2 I'm aware of the peanut-free policy at my school.

>>3 Thanks for the suggestion, but I'd prefer to stay within the English vocab :P. I'll keep yours as my backup, though.

Dirty Dick's Dirt Destroyer.

I just did your whole project for you OP.
No need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.

Being a pain in everyone's ass?

>>9 Being fucking radical.
Don't be jelly.

>>10 lol Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>8 A+ material!

Does anyone have other suggestions to give?

White Woods shampoo and conditioner