Hello, I'm in grade ten and am really thinking hard about my careers. I hope to be a hairstylist, and am rady to study for it. Getting there isn't so much the problem.
Can someone help figure out how to get the weird jobs that you can't just apply for, and where the heck you find them?!

A job thread.. That's mother fucking BRILLIANT!

I'm an average genius. Thank you.

Well I know of an amazing job. Though its high risk, the pay is AMAZING. Plus you become pretty much famous and a bad ass. Heck, you even get the coolest uniform ever! Unfortunately, you have to be born an Assassin :P

>>4 U Dick. XD

U know when I was a kid I wanted to be a ninja when I grew up? Like.. as a fucking career??
And my parents are so awesome despite trying to tell me that a ninja life would be super hard, they actually SUPPORTED IT??
And had a friend going to Japan to find a ninja instructor and then teach me the ways of the ninja???
Fucking love my parents.