Yes.

>>1 No.

Please make this the offical "DD Thread"(Drunk Dollars). Whenever you're so drunk you can't even count up to three sheets to the wind, u post ur shit here instead of invading other people's threads.
This will either become funnier than the lol thread or will actually become quite emotionally involved.

>>3
Not to sound like a jerk or anything, but there's not much of a guarantee that a drunk dollar would be able to find this.

In fact, it's quite possibly a fluke a made it this far.

Sorry...

>>4 Not at all. Yeah, I think I meant more like "if your tipsy and you know it" or post-drunk posting of pictures or stories. I'll do an example later.

>>6
I may have had a bit when that was posted. :P

Still, at least I remembered this thread. lol

So I woke up laaast...(Saturday?) morning to find this shotglass on my bathroom counter. Which is pretty weird cuz we all always take shots in the kitchen. It's sort of a tradition; it's a must to gather around the island table and take a shot together cheering to something random; no one is ever left out and no one ever drinks alone.

So if it was weird just finding it, it was definitely weird finding it filled something that distinctly looked like puke.

I was pretty pissed cuz I know it wasn't me and this is my favorite shotglass. So I basically hid all of the liquor until.someone told me.
Aparantly someone had just stuffed wet bread in it? =3 Dunno. That night will always be a mystery to me.

>>7 dude really?? I totally thought u were sober XD

LMAO...I remember once,when I was drunk with a friend of mine and we ordered pizza.The delivery boy forgot where I lived and went to the house near mine.Eventually,I looked at him from my opened window and yelled:"That's the wrong house,stupid fag!!"
I know that sounded really rude,but,I was drunk and I didn't know what I was saying!!XD
The delivery boy looked at me with an embarassed expression when he realised he had made a mistake,all the people passing-by had stopped walking and were staring at me and my friend was LOLing!!!I apologised to the guy afterwards,but when I yelled loudly...Man,that part was really hilarious!

Lol u sound like my brother.
Everyone's got nicknames for the drunk personas. My bro is called B.A., but when he's had one too many he transforms into the gigantic asshat known to us all as " El Niño "~

Where the fuck are you drunkards at?
Don't only have me telling drunk stories or else I'll start sounding like an alcoholic!

(And I know a lot of people here aren't of legal age in America... but bitch please, I know you peeps have done some underage drinking at least once. It's not like ur gonna get in trouble or anything ya wussies.)

Been livin with bro too long. Vodka tasting like whater. Now I got lmfao & lil Jon stuck in my hea- HOLY FUCK THE BURNING... No wonder the Russians are always warm...

Don't ever drink saki unless you get the good stuff, otherwise it is the most ungodly tasting stuff and you just can't stop drinking it.

Well, Mags, I've never been drunk, but the cops near the movie theater thought different the other day. It was about 10 o'clock at night and I was running around yelling at my friends and skipping. Then my brother disappeared and I ran to his car, thinking he left us there. He wasn't at his car so my friend and I proceeded to lay on the hood until I decided that might not be such a great idea. The entire time there's this cop car sitting there and watching us. I lay down in the space next to the car and start yelling at people from there. Then my brother purposely sets the car alarm off as he walks towards us and I jump up and start screaming at him at the top of my lungs. After we get in the car and start driving off the cop car pulls away too.

Not even drunk, no drugs, negligible levels of caffeine (for my standards at least), not that much sugar. I was people high.

okay.. so my roomie's screaming her head off cuz of her phobia of cockroaches and she's takiing shots of vodka and keeps saying fuck you. Like "fuck you maggie fuck you oh my god kill the cockroaches fuck you kill the cockroaches this room smells like shit fuck you" and I'm like...

Bitch....what the fuck u want from me?! Like, fuck...

So all in all.. we only took five shots of vodka. Me and my roomate bonded and shit. And it was like, Epic. Ya kno??
And my brother's all like fuck this I'm outtie and I'm all like, upset cuz I mean, why won't he stay for one night? Instead always going out? He has work tomorrow!!!

planned it all well.. but it fucked up on me.
My brother's birthday. It all just fucked up on me. And blew in m,y face.

Drinking whiskey now. before coming home i just sat on a patch of grass beside the sidewalk. i just sat there.. and contemplated going back "home" or not. i knew that i could just sleep outside. knew that it would feel real liberating.. but i went back home anyway. and now i wish i stayed back there in the soft grass and chill air. I miss doing whatever the fuck I want. But we all gotta grow up sometime, right? I dont know man, i dont even know.,.

I fucked up,.
I always do.
This whiskey tastes like shit.
I always fuck up when it comes to mixers.
Note to all of you out there, dont put some tangerine tasting shit in a whiskey. you'll just fuck it all up and grit ur teeth with every swallow.
You know what's really fucked up?
I had this yogurt once, but no grain or fruit to put in it, so u know what I thought..?
MARGARITA!!!

It was strawberry flavored, so what the hell?


...Nearly blew chunks all night. Who the fuck mixes margarita with yogurt, just who the fuck does that shit?? Who????

Hahahahahahahaha....

...But no... seriously though...
Been thinkin a lot about life,, And rape. Or specifically, rape victims. Will I get raped once I join the military service? Why do men take rape so lightly? yall heard the latest deal with Anonymous member, KnightSec, right? This is a fucked up world we live in, and ladies and gents.. Tonight, I've completely given up my optimistic, glass half full, grass is always greener, silver lining outlook on life. Just for tonight. I just want to see how truly ugly the world is with my own eyes. Even if their clouded by alcohol. I just want to see it..
How ugly it is.
How ugly everyone is.
How ugly they are. How ugly I am. This night is just so full of ugliness right now.

This is a good thread.
I like the idea of a drunk thread.
Will post soon.

I'm so fucking gone right now.
They got me answering game shows answers.
fuck.. see.. double vison. Fucking awesome.
Love u all..

Flirting with roomamte. Wtf??

Fucking gamebshow. Die.

What. Kinda sport u gotta sit??

We said rowing but bitches only gave uz 12 points.. what shit is that??
Tell me what sport u mostly sot in during game. Wtf?? Tell me. Wtf ???

Fuck..
Everyone treeatin me like I'm du.nk .comns shit pissing me off.
Not drunk. Fuck them. .comnd you .. fuck u too.
Fuckk u all. Fuck.

Dog keep wanting my fruit loops. Fuckihng pissed, cuz their MINE. YA KNOW???

And so it begins.

>>22 Nope. Cuz it's legit. Look at past comments dumbass. Spider man shit that needs spidermaning.

>>22 Nope. Cuz it's legit. Look at past comments dumbass. Spider man shit that needs spidermaning.

So I'm not the drunk one for once. Nope.

My rommate came back an hour ago. Around 2:30am.

They brought me chocolate muffins... but they have no idea where they came from. Is it okay for me to eat them?? XD

I wasnt drunk earlier, but i think my roomsate got me drunk so that his girlfriend could molest me..

I wasnt drunk earlier, but i think my roomsate got me drunk so that his girlfriend could molest me..

When I get drunk, I need chocolate. I just ate coco pebbles and a chocolate chip poptart (which are the best btw), but now I really want brownies... and a chocolate devotion.

Wow.. I really wanted chocolate last time I was tipsy.

Takes my roomates too fucking long to toast and drink w/ me. Should've just drank alone.

Drunk again. Or tipsy?

No.
Definitely drunk.

It's a miracle I'm typing this.

Thank God for autocorrect.

>>31 What are you drinking?

I'm stoned.

>>12 ....I'm not drunk or anything, I've never even tasted beer before. But, are you sure your not an alcoholic? I mean, 21 out of 32 posts are yours...

>>33 If you paid attention, a lot of those were made on the same dates. And are also 2 years old...

This thread simply wasn't all that popular because drunk dollars kept posting every where else on the site instead of in here. Which is probably Haru's point here >>4.

I...................I probably shouldn't have, because now it's too hot.

Reading these posts were a mistake... Wtf is >>19 even?