So, I have this friend that use to be the same height as me. I would make fun of his height a lot and kept doing it after he grew taller then me (not being mean just our way of showing each other love). Thats a bit of back story.
I was txting him the other day and i called him a dork and he said he wasn't a whale's penis (only a dork says something like that XD) Anyway later that night I was on Did you know tumblr and it said that whale penises can 8-10 ft long. The first thing that came into my mind was "i guess he can't be a dork, cuz he's too short"
I thought it was hilarious and my friends gave me mixed reviews. Then my mom made me feel bad because she said he has a crush on me. And the more I think about it the more mean it seems. Still think its hilarious though
So what do you guys think?

1. how the fuck does your mom know whether or not this person has a crush on you
2. it was a lame joke.
3. only haters dont accept the awesomeness of being referred to as a dork.
4. why not, ya know, ask the guy what he thinks about you calling him short even though he is taller than you.

I think that was hilarious. Just add a "jk" after telling it. Do u like him? And mom's always know, so I don't question something so obvious.
Ur friend's a pretty cool "dork" to have thought of that comeback.

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Thats the kind of mixed reviews I got from my friends. Some who too thought it was hilarious and others who thought it was lame and stupid.
And my friend is a huge dork and that's what I love about him, not love him in that way though. But gotta say if he asked me on a date or prom I probably would say yes.