>>2 It could go on either board, but I think it's better off here. It's not a general musical discussion, it's a personal problem revolving around music.
I used to play the violin from elementary school up until mid-highschool, but I don't know how that would help you unless you want someone to literally teach you from the ground up.
I suggest beatboxing it if you can't play an instrument :V
Or singing A cappella.