SO i am a freshmen at a hghschool and i dont need some random person giving me random advice about it and me not care at all what you are talking about. So i just want to here some funny but true stories you have experianced so yea... i tend to read more if tere is a picture so im going to put a random picture and i appoligise for all the spelling errors

...wut? English, please.

What exactly is this thread asking? and what the fuck does Durarara!! have to do with the Personal board?

nothing i picked a pic buy random

It's a stupid thread saying to post funny things that happened to you in high school >>2

It doesn't belong here.

ok then just let it vanish

BarbiSama "So I just want to here some funny but true stories you have experianced so yea..." There you go, that's what this thread is about.

Anyway, when I was back in highschool we had this week right before Homecoming called 'Freshman Hell Week' and you can guess exactly what it is. The seniors got to 'pick' their freshman and abuse 'em as much as they want and we (I was a freshman at the time) could do nothing about it. However, there were rules, no senior could pick another freshman that another senior already claimed. Luckily, my brother at the time was a senior so he gave me 'protection' for a price. Yeah, I had to buy a half oz. of pot to bribe him, but it was well worth it. Some funny shit happened like a few freshman got paddled with the old wooden paddle the principal kept in his office. The seniors were devious bastards, even the one fat, jelly-roll, eating swine (cop) got a few kicks out of the pranks the seniors pulled. Like a couple seniors chasing down a couple freshman and dousing them with whole 1 gallon containers of Ranch. Shit was hilarious.

>>6 Don't be a wise ass. It didn't make any sense to me until >>4 explained it.

I don't see why people can't just type in complete, comprehensible sentences :l

>>6 During our freshman hell week it was a free for all and seniors threw batteries and water balloons at us(when teachers werent watching of course). There was a mob of kids who started shaking a bus and someone threw a rock or a large battery and broke a bus window.

It was an early end to freshman hell week.

Here's a funny story from when I was in highschool. I was sick the first two days of school, so when I arrived the third day to class, I came late. The next week I let people push me around saying that I was in their seat. I eventually got tired of this after a week and stopped moving. I can still remember the glares I got. Half of the class, girls and boys, were stereotypical preps. Girly clothes, bitchy attitudes, spoiled brats. They'd glare at me becaus eI was the first person to not give them their way. I got sick again a week later, and arrived late from a doctor visit. They just smirked as I had to sit front and center. I was the smartest person in this class, and the class was completely full. The number of students was the same as the number of desks. They just smirked, and you know what I did? I smirked back, waved, and took the only seat left. After lunch, I got back early and took the seat I wanted, by my friend in the back. Let's just say, coughing on the desk did it's trick. For three days, I got worse till I lost my voice. I couldn't speak for two days. I felt pretty good other than the whole not-being-able-to-talk thing. I'm pretty good at pretending to feel like shit though. I looked like shit too, so that helped. They'd try to ask why I wouldn't move. Let's just say that it's kind of hard to argue with someone who can't talk. I won that lack of argument. While I was sick, I decided to fuck with some assholes at lunch. They threw stuff at me and my friend, so I sneezed and coughed in my hands, grabbed what they through, leaned into the middle of their table, dropped the stuff, sneezed and coughed again, and shoved my hands in their faces. It was priceless as they cowered in fear.

Let's just say, I won the battle at lunch and in class. Rule number one of school, never fuck with a sick person unless either you don't care about getting sick, or you know your immune system can handle it.

I may be wrong but like I said before I'm pretty sure this doesn't belong here.

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For people seeking personal help, life advice, or counseling.

"So I am a freshmen at a high school and I don't need some random person giving me random advice about it and I don't care at all what you are talking about."

>>10 No, it belongs here. This board is for anything related to personal life, school, et cetera. The board was originally made to move the influx of "help me" and "dating" threads, but it's really for anything personal at this point.

....Well fuck, my bad.

once apon a time:
I thought everyone cared or evan gave a crap,
But I was wrong.
The End.

>>9 Fucking awesome. Biological Warfare. I love it.