Okey. So this is the case. I have something to figure out and I seriously can't! Maybe you can help me?

Okej. In order for you to understand this, some background info is needed. So my friend (non-stop) and I (Kaze) were having a conversation about anime - like usual - and my friend was talking about Haruhi Suzumia - for you who have seen it. You know it's kind of weird -.- - and this is what my friend said:

Non-stop: Haruhi did something in the anime that I'm going to do to you!

Kaze: And that is?

Non-stop: I'm going to buy you a bunny-suit and make you wear it!!!

-.- Well. The other day, she said that she had actually found a bunny-suit and today she said she'd buy it for me. And now my question:
Why the heck does she want me to wear a bunny-suit?!! I just don't get it and I can't figure it out! Well. She have said that my, um... feminin part is... huge... gigantic... but they're not that big!!!! ...bigger than my closest friends', but... they're not that big!! Anyway! Does anyone have any idea WHY she'd want me to wear that?!

>>1 She likes to annoy you? Maybe she thinks it will be funny? I don't know, maybe she's just a big fan of the anime.

Also, what does the size of your chest have to do with anything?

Still not sure if troll or legitimate yet.

>>1 I repeat: she probably thinks it's funny. If you think she has some lesbian connection to you and wants to play with your tits and have homosexual sex, I suggest you get out of your fantasy world, because despite the fact that you're implying those are her motives, I /highly/ doubt they are.

Friends do this type of stuff; they like to annoy each other. Get used to it :V Just join her and have fun instead of stressing over conspiracy theories about her ulterior motives.

>>3 yeah thats good then she turns out to be a lesbian and starts fondling you i dont have a suggestion but i wouldnt count out the possibility of lesbianism you never know.

>>4 I highly doubt she's trying to be lesbo.

She's most likely not implying that she wants your tits.
It was probably just a joke.
Stop overthinking it and just go along with the joke.
(..;)

If you are afraid your friend wants to put moves on you...you should beat her to the punch.

Give her an open mouth kiss.

Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up.

>>7 ew.
okay, no. i dont recomend trying to be lezbo with your friend just in case. maybe shes completely joking about the suit. if not, shes probobly wanting to mess with you cuz messing with people is fun, specially friends cuz you know they'll forgive you.
if you really dont wanna go along with the bunny thing, tell her no and im sure shell be okay with it. if you decide and figure its just something stupid to do than dont worry bout it cuz i highly doubt your friend has alterior motives.

Thank you for your replys ^^
And yeah. I really do think she is messing with me (or know it 'cause she seriously loves to mess with people -.-'), but I just didn't get why anyway. What was funny with it.
But she have fallen for a girl once. But I know there's nothing like that 'cause... I'm her walking dairy and we've actually happened to talk about that -.-'
Once more. Thank you for your replys. ^^

Dafuq did I just read? Okay...well, that's pretty weird. Yeah...I agree with you, Kaze...She probably is messing with you.

because she think's you will look cute in it? And about the feminine part....... just pretend she's jealous. I don't think that it would be a very good idea to ask why she said that...