How do I get a girlfriend

Isn't that part of Personal?
But still going to answer this.
The biggest thing is that girls like guys who act like themselves, not the ones that 'act cool'.

Ask on Personal, I guarantee you'll get a lot more response. The News section is reserved for News and isn't visited by everyone.

/sage

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Be yourself, unless you're creepy, then stop that. Talk to more girls. If thats too much for you, then go on some random dating website, thats where all the desperate people go.

/Sage

.-.

Just tell the truth about you love to her

>>7
There is no her. He wants a her, but that implies that a her would be something which merely benefits him at the moment. He'd be attaining a her merely because he wants a her and so if he meets a swell girl, will he know whether or not he actually likes her? Or is it simply due to his desperation.

LET THE LOVE COME NATURALLY, YOU DAMN LOSER- WHO THE HELL POSTS THIS IN NEWS ANYWAY. YOU OBVIOUSLY SWITCHED OVER FROM THE MAIN BOARD TO NEWS, BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE THE PERSONAL BOARD OPTION??? TROLL. I CALL BULL.

Who is impersonating me

Show her your memes.

>>9 Impersonation implies I had any knowledge of you at all before just now. How pretentious of you! To think you are the only "You".
I am the original "me" though, so as to your question.. You are! You are impersonating you! =}}

/sage guys let's just let this thread die, it is not a piece of news and doesn't belong here, take your random ramblings to the RTT

>>11 also it might be a good time for you to get a tripcode. Find information on tripcodes in the 'help' menu on the top. /sage

>>1 not news.

/sage