Warning for the boys: you might not want to read this.

In a Russian village, two drunk men start competing about being the biggest dick (literally, penis measurement). The loser, jealous of the other one, decided to chop off the poor guy's penis with an axe. Sadly the guy wasn't knocked out and he could feel every bit of the pain. Yeowsh.

http://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-chops-off-mates-penis-with-axe-after-size-argument/

I tell ya those slavs are pretty extreme, good thing they have a tough leader to keep them under control.

yeesh that sounds really intense!

Okay I may not be fully educated in how our body works, but isn't there a huge vein on the penis? If you were to get it chopped off you would lose a lot of blood, how did the other guy not bleed out?

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It's probably minus 20 degrees in there.

This is why you don't judge people based on the things you take for granted.

Just because you were born with it, doesn't mean it can't be taken away from you.