>>1 No. That's not even close to what would give you a Congressional Medal of Honer. The requirements for that award specifically are: that a recipient has "distinguished himself conspicuously by gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty". The act also clarified that the act of valor must occur during one of three circumstances:
While engaged in action against an enemy of the United States
While engaged in military operations involving conflict with an opposing foreign force.
While serving with friendly foreign forces engaged in an armed conflict against an opposing armed force in which the United States is not a belligerent party.