1 Name: Levy : 2012-09-18 09:35 ID:eDsKtTop [Del]
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379
My first reaction: Dafuq did I just read.
Okay. Alright. So. *cough cough*
I wasn't really sure where to post this, but it needed to be posted. I never though religions could be so... agressive...
Well anyway, the link up there is to the Landove Baptist Church forum. To a page about why 'God hates Sweden'.
Huh.
Ehem. I have nothing against any religion but I have to say: THIS IS BULLSHIT.
2 Name: Ayanavi : 2012-09-18 10:26 ID:B5vBq5Bj [Del]
Read through the thread.
Not... Not sure if troll or...
I mean, some of the usernames seem to obviously be mocking religious zealotry. Or maybe they're just really enthusiastic about it.
I... I'm not sure anymore. I can never tell the difference between sarcasm and stupid religious people.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2012-09-18 13:56 ID:PU2mIxZF [Del]
i REALLY hope thats a troll theres no way people can be that stupid surely?
4 Name: Elunore!HIwambGeWE : 2012-09-18 14:38 ID:LDuo9Hfh [Del]
I'm pretty sure the majority are trolling.
5 Name: Elunore!HIwambGeWE : 2012-09-18 14:47 ID:LDuo9Hfh [Del]
Yeah, they're defiantly trolling.
6 Name: Elunore!HIwambGeWE : 2012-09-18 15:24 ID:LDuo9Hfh [Del]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
7 Name: Ayanavi : 2012-09-18 16:09 ID:yDqrGqDM [Del]
Ah, so it was a troll. My instinct was correct.
8 Name: Levy : 2012-09-18 22:05 ID:eDsKtTop [Del]
>>6 ... Who the hell creates a fake church? I was pretty much sure they were trolls, but a whole FAKE CHURCH?!
9 Name: Elunore!HIwambGeWE : 2012-09-18 22:10 ID:LDuo9Hfh [Del]
>>8 People who have A LOT of time on their hands.
10 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-18 22:56 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
OH MY FUCKING GOD! THEY SELL FURNITURE! THEY'RE SATANISTS! BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!
I couldn't stop laughing this whole time because that's the first thing that goes through my mind when I read the IKEA part.
11 Name: Levy : 2012-09-19 03:11 ID:eDsKtTop [Del]
>>10 Ain't that the truth.
12 Name: doll : 2012-7-13 6:14 : 2012-09-19 13:29 ID:0goNspsh [Del]
I wonder....
13 Name: Seagull : 2012-09-19 13:52 ID:96R3QXug [Del]
Another site that does something similar, and links back to landover baptist, is godhatesgoths.com
14 Name: SaintSoul !iv7VSm0lRw : 2012-09-19 14:08 ID:KIR3e9PZ [Del]
>>13 I kind of...loled...
There are people like this in the world solely for people's entertainment, is this the truth?
15 Name: Wolf : 2012-09-19 17:29 ID:GJgZjw8Y [Del]
Ever heard of the westboro baptist church here in the U.S.? If you think that is bad, go look at their homepage.
16 Name: Levy : 2012-09-20 05:43 ID:eDsKtTop [Del]
>>13 I read the first paragraph and was already laughing my ass off. So, what they're saying is, if I wear dark clothes and make-up I automatically become a Hitler worshipping rapist that cuts myself?
LOL.
>>15 Yeah, I've seen that site...
17 Name: Levy : 2012-09-20 05:46 ID:eDsKtTop [Del]
http://godhatesgoths.com/gothsenterhere.html
For the love of God... (Yes, that pun was intended.)
"So let's be straight here. Goths are the lowest form of human trash that has ever crawled upon this good clean earth. 'Garbage people' I call them, and I can assure you that is what they are. Freaks who worship the Devil, who take drugs and molest children, who have pre-marrital sex, who whore themselves, who are obsessed with Vampirism, and abuse handicapped kids, who promote cross-dressing and underaged homosexuality, who behave like wild violent animals that need to be put down, who cut themselves and try to get others to self harm, degrade themselves and attempt suicide and think it is acceptable behaviour. I rate them as detestable as those worthless cerebal palsy retarded creatures they plant at the entrance to Walmart, to welcome shoppers."
First off, I AM A HANDICSPPED CHILD! GOTHS. DO. NOT. ABUSE. ME.
Second, you call me retarded? I'll kick you ass in any test you ever take.
I could go on and on for hours about the flaws of these sites. It's hilarious.
18 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-20 06:54 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
>>17 You left out the best part.
See, we are at war here. War against the Hell that Earth is becoming. Crack addicted children on the streets, the whores, vampires, Goths,
the mentally handicapped, retarded demons with spina bifida and cerebal palsy, mongeloids that behave like wild animals that are prone to sexually gratifying themselves in public, pathetic excuses for humans with brains like dogs, and homosexuals. What kind of a world is this ? That fags can marry and spread their disease ridden seed ? That is why send Aids to cure their kind. Why even now God is preparing for war. Why he sent the Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, and why he will send many many more atrocities upon this pathetic World. Because we have turned from him, and like a good father he will scold us for it.
19 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-20 06:55 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
>>18 This is pretty good as well.
LOOK OUT FOR THESE FORTHCOMING ARTICLES... ARE GOTHS RESPONSIBLE FOR GLOBAL WARMING? WHY WICCANS ARE SACRIFICING BABIES! LEARN THE SECRET GOTH HANDSHAKE! LEARN WHY CATS ARE EVIL, AND HATED BY GOD! HITLER - WAS HE THE FIRST GOTH? IS YOUR CHILD SAFE FROM GOTHIC PREDATORS? ... AND MUCH MUCH MORE...
20 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-20 06:57 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
>>19 This is my favorite so far
ROCK MUSIC KILLS!
21 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-20 07:02 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
>>20 According to the "God Hates Fags" site, I'm gay. According to the "God Hates Goths" site, I'm goth.
FUCK YOU BITCHES! YOU CAN'T SEND SOMEONE TO HELL FOR LISTENING TO GOOD MUSIC! I also highly doubt there is a such thing as a gay goth. I'm also 100% straight and 100% preppy.
22 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-20 07:05 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
>>21 ALL VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS ARE GOTH!
Is a vegan/vegetarian. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)
23 Name: hvymtlcwby : 2012-09-21 15:48 ID:m9IcDgeN [Del]
Yall need to remember to do the research. This is a FICTIONAL website, for a FICTIONAL church, in a FICTIONAL town.
24 Name: GodHatesFags!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2012-09-21 18:26 ID:V5ULZ/il [Del]
Remember FAGS DOOM NATIONS! so yes GOD HATES SWEDEN! Just like he hates california because it is the new 21st century sodom and gomorrah
25 Name: Next The Square : 2012-09-21 19:06 ID:4GmpMs// [Del]
>>24If he hates them so much, why doesn't he do something about it himself.
26 Name: Hatash : 2012-09-21 19:44 ID:44V9Cu+K [Del]
>>24 Silly, God hates FIGS, you people misread it.
27 Name: Sleepology !4a6Vun8zuw : 2012-09-21 20:20 ID:BxLDBs/g [Del]
What part of ignore do you people not understand.
28 Name: GodHatesFags : 2012-09-21 20:41 ID:6s4Pwp31 [Del]
GOD HATES SLEEPOLOGY!
29 Name: Next The Square : 2012-09-21 21:51 ID:4GmpMs// [Del]
>>27Yeah, should have realized that the obvious troll was obvious.
30 Name: Zeckarias !LoWvdc0uhQ : 2012-09-21 21:52 ID:2Sf1nVgw [Del]
>>28 lulz...thinks Sleepology is his real name.
31 Name: Thiamor !yZIDc0XLZY : 2012-09-22 00:37 ID:qUwtiuAF [Del]
>>28GOD HATES THE STUDY OF SLEEP!? Now how will we know which ways to face when we want to get a good night's rest?
32 Name: Next The Square : 2012-09-22 04:39 ID:4GmpMs// [Del]
>>31That just made my night.
33 Name: Anonymous : 2012-09-22 06:57 ID:PZYkJUBX [Del]
I ROFLd when one of the women on there said God's favourite language was American... she must be inbred.
34 Name: anonymous : 2012-09-22 08:04 ID:Ig1Tcobq [Del]
where's the love??
35 Name: xXElRICXx : 2012-09-22 22:01 ID:EijSCHVw [Del]
This makes me sad, especially as a Christian -_- I hate when people use the bible to "justify" hateful thoughts. It talks about love, joy, etc. and loving others even if they sin. No where does it ever say to hate others for their beliefs, whether they personally "hate" God or not. Meh.
36 Name: Maru-Kai !FzZsxghPjA : 2012-09-22 22:37 ID:aW658myv [Del]
37 Name: GodHatesFags!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2012-09-22 22:54 ID:76kpklF4 [Del]
>>36 YAH FUCK CALIFORNIA GOD HATES CALIFORNIA! THE PEPOLE IN CALIFORNIA ARE GOING TO HELL!
38 Name: Yatahaze !E/8OvwUzpY : 2012-09-22 23:27 ID:ooER2eH+ [Del]
Jumping on the California scrutiny bandwagon for no reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
Anyways, thread is derp.
39 Name: Levy : 2012-09-23 14:57 ID:VrlfWZGp [Del]
>>38 I deny nothing.
>>18 Thank you. So. Freaking. Much (⌒▽⌒)
>>19 Oh, the joy you have brought me!
This thread just made my day.
40 Name: Tsukkuyomi : 2012-09-26 14:22 ID:RXu5pmtQ [Del]
>>18 and
>>19 XDDDD Just too funny. I hate stupidity but I love what stupidity causes people to say and think XDDD
41 Name: Leigha Moscove !9tSeSkSEz2 : 2012-09-26 23:07 ID:vTZXge9y [Del]
Yep, retarded pet dog.
42 Name: Zeckarias !LoWvdc0uhQ : 2012-09-27 19:03 ID:2Sf1nVgw [Del]
Bump
43 Name: Ei : 2012-09-29 16:03 ID:EZycUbg8 [Del]
And once again, a little stupidity makes the rest of us Christians look bad. The whole idea of Christianity is that God doesn't hate anyone. People like this are the reason the rest of the world hates us.
44 Name: +.+ Why???? : 2012-09-30 00:01 ID:xKgH31lc [Del]
^agree. please don't make fun of Christians. because of things like this, we get to look bad in this world. I respect other religions, so please respect ours. and GOD DOES NOT HATE SWEDEN. i mean, HOW COME??
45 Name: Ilystia : 2012-09-30 21:28 ID:k22Ox2Ph [Del]
I'm an open Athiest and ive come too embrace others values and beliefs and ...most...have been quite hospitable. but to claim God hates someone/some race/group just doesnt flow with what ive learned from sum friends.
46 Name: LEGION : 2012-09-30 22:00 ID:+Xc6hHbt [Del]
God will be dead! I want him dead! And his son too! Never resurrect again.
47 Name: Elunore!HIwambGeWE : 2012-09-30 22:21 ID:LDuo9Hfh [Del]
48 Name: meteor : 2012-09-30 22:30 ID:P+cbz6OO [Del]
49 Name: Ei : 2012-09-30 22:34 ID:7AnhY4mm [Del]
>>47 That can be arranged. (^_−)−☆
50 Name: Levy : 2012-10-01 11:28 ID:VrlfWZGp [Del]
I cannot explain the pointlessness of this thread. But that doesn't mean I'll stop laughing at it （≧∇≦）
