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A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.
Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.
Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.


http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

Sounds like something out of a zombie movie's intro, doesn't it?

Yep. Time to start preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

On a more serious note: Who the fuck.....what......why would he eat the other guy? That's just weird....

no one panic all you have to do to survive is take a gun and randomly shoot it in to a crowd of people.

PCP is a hell of a drug.

>>4 This.

But I do wish it was zombies.
That'd be shhhhwwwwweeeeeeet.

Dammit, Shaolin! Had me hoping there were zombies about!

UPDATE:

The naked Miami man who was shot dead after allegedly being found eating another man's face in a drug-induced rage has been identified.

Police have named the man as 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

The name of the victim, who is recovering in hospital, will not be released until his family has been notified.

Police said Eugene may have been high on a new experimental form of LSD.

They said his actions suggested he may have been affected by excited delirium which can be caused by an overdose of drugs.

Eugene's former wife told Local10 that she didn't think her ex-husband had mental problems but often felt as if the world was against him.

"He always felt like people was always against him type of attitude," she said.

She added that she didn't fear Eugene because she had bars on her windows and an alarm system.

The man he attacked was reportedly homeless and slept near the highway exit where he was attacked.

Police have appealed for more witnesses to come forward.

Cyclist Larry Vega, who witnessed the attack on the off-ramp of the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, described the horrific attack as "the most gruesome, traumatic thing I have seen in my life".

"'The guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth and I told him to get off. But the guy just kept eating the other guy away, like ripping his skin," Mr Vega told WSVN.

He said a police officer also ordered the man to "get off" but the attacker just growled at him with a piece of flesh still hanging from his mouth.

Mr Vega said the man continued to eat until he was shot dead.

There were no weapons found at the scene of the crime and police believe the attacker subdued his victim with his bare hands.

Mr Vega said the scene of the crime resembled the set of a horror film.

"It was just blood all over the place. You know, you see these things in the movies but when you see it in person, it's pretty traumatic," he said.

The officer who shot Eugene has not been identified. A motorist who was passing the scene of the attack said he used his vehicle's loudspeaker to tell the aggressor to stop but he was also ignored.

Vice president of the Miami police union Sergeant Javier Ortiz said the officers hoped the victim would make a full recovery.

"We're hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened," Sgt Ortiz told the Miami Herald.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8474997/us-man-who-chewed-victims-face-identified

Someone was watching too many episodes of castle, very similar to how a guy was killed in one episode ..

Surely they could have with strained the guy though, why kill him .. taser or tackle him, he was only one guy who was on drugs and it was a group of cops .

Experimental LSD?

MKULTRA but with zombies?

My mom looked this up and showed it to me. By the way, you people with the zombie stuff going through your mind, keep in mind that it might be a cover-up of what really happened. Look for more cases like this in the near future. >.>

>>10
How is a joke about zombies a cover up? No one was serious about it.

>>8 they got scared that they might be bitten too.

>>10 do you by anyway mean that the cannibalism thing is the cover up?

>>12 with all the games and movies about zombies is likely that it is a cover up because they shot instead of tasered him or even tackle him

besides with things like area 51 and the government being so secretive it is possible that it can be a real zombie

its the start of black ops quick grab some guns and lets go find the mystery box

>>12 Yeah, I meant the cannibal thing might have been a coverup.

It's the new version of MKULTRA. I'm telling you guys...it just has to be.

Fuuuuuuuuuuu-- n.

Now we get zombies to deal with. Time to break out the Cold War shelters.

>>13
"they shot instead of tasered him or even tackle him"

He was eating a dude's face, and was dangerous. Police officer was smart not to get close up, that would be stupid. Would you approach an animal with rabies if it were on a hellbent rage and you had a gun as an alternative?

Didn't think so.

IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!

I wonder how many people are bugging out right now...

It's the cause of drugs and it caused him hallucinations and etc.

It's the cause of drugs and it caused him hallucinations and etc.

It's the cause of drugs and it caused him hallucinations and etc.

Zombie, government cover-up, from what ive read and what the cops have said, the naked guy had a lot of ,what i'd say were, zombie-like charactristics. Plus, ive never seen drugs make a person take bullets like they were nothing, and theyre now saying it was the chemicals in bath salts that caused it all, its all a bit too simple of an explanation to me.

But this is just my opinion Ive developed after some time of looking deep into this case, please restrain from any rude replies to what I've said, we all have our own opinions and this is mine, I won't be rude to anyone who says otherwise so please do the same. Thanks :D

>>24 If you're numb, of course you can take bullets like nothing, and that's what those "medications" do (although very few people can walk while completely numbed). Anybody with weak/limited nerves can take bullets. However, they're equally as dangerous. You feel pain because your body is warning you. When you move around a lot after getting shot because you can't feel the pain/the pain isn't enough to stop you, you may seem immortal, but you're in fact hurting yourself worse.

noo zombies in Florida XD haha wow...

we must prepare get the zombie repellent

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http://socialmediaseo.net/2012/05/29/miami-zombie-attack-pictures/

Pictures.

>>24 Actually, several drugs can make you oblivious to the pain of a gunshot wound. The most notable would be PCP.

>>29 mmmh, yummi~

They keep changing the story is what's weird.
They say the attacker was a peaceful nice guy that owned his own business and the day before he was missing and his car was stranded. So very weird things. They also say that he just growled (no sense of speech at all, even when you're high you can mumble). yeah...

>>30 Or cocaine (it's a numbing agent).

>>18
they still could have tasered him dumdass

>>34
Lol at you calling me a dumbass.

The dude was ripping the guy's face off. They did what they had to do. If it took at least 6 shots for him to stop, I don't think a taser would have done nearly that much.

time to load the gun. :3

i wouldn't want to get close to someone who is eating the face off of a another person. yes i love the zombie thing but if they are not decomposing and eating human flesh then i'm gonna stay away from them.

HOLY MOLY GOD DAMN that would be kinda scary to see lol but some how i find in very funny

>>36The taser would have had him on the ground the electricity going through his body in seconds even if he didn't or couldn't feel it electricity at a high voltage attracts the nerves

oh my gosh thats so wierd

>>40 The taser would have also hurt the guy being attacked. Plus, if you see someone trying to eat off another guy's face would you go "Oh, I should taser him" or "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!". I know what I'd be doing, of course, that's why I'm not the one walking around with a gun and a badge.

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O_O it's the start of the zombie world I tell you!

XD LOL sorry, it amused me. Really though. Crazy shit is going down lately.

Zombies? Whuuuut?

Psssh... we should have a Dollars mission saying "Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse." Hahah~

O_____O

DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew they were coming!
@Haruhoshii I agree! "Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse"!

>>40 People have gotten up repeatedly after being tasered.
And because he was on the victim, the electric current would've hit the victim as well. If they did tase him, it would've had to be very little electricity because the extent of the victim's injuries weren't known and it could've killed him.

And if you consider that, it'd be pointless. You'd just risk injuring the victim more, and the guy could just shake it off and go back to eating like he did with the bullets.

He was dangerous. They made the right move.

>>49 Actually, an electric current wouldn't have affected the victim. If someone is being tasered, the only place you would get eletrecuted by touching them is between the barbs.

I have to say, this world is becoming the very definition of a video game, maybe people should prevent themselves from causing more damage due to their own stupidity...also, drugs are bad xD

>>50, Look, electricity travels through any medium that conducts electricity. Humans conduct electricity. It can jump between people.

>>52 The current is traveling only between the two barbs. Humans can conduct electricity, but only in circumstances where both people are part of the curcuit.

>>53 I looked it up, and I've seen mixed answers. Some say yes, others say no.
And then there's the answers that say it depends where the barbs are.
I suppose it'll also depend on the case and the amount of electricity being used though. (I assume you can change the voltage? I don't know much about tasers lol)

I honestly don't know which is right, but I'd guess it's possible but depends on alot of variants seeing the answers I've found.

How about you taser yourself, and touch someone? Then that way you'll know either way.

dam those lunatic criminals....
;A; i feel dizzy...yak

the guy was using some drug called bath salts that caused him to go crazy and to eat the victim (a hobo)'s face!!!

>>57

Bath Salts aren't JUST "some drug", though.

They are salts you put into fucking bath water that I think are meant to stop aches and pains.

>>58 I wonder how much he ate. I'd be one dehydrating mother fucker if I tried eating that crap.

I hope this isn't an Advertisement to Black Ops 2 Zombies

SHIT!! So reaction to this was all WTF, eating the guy's face off while being naked, growling at the guy them BAM! He dies, And me getting infected by the thought that this is Zombie shit now, Well humanity...WTF.

>>58 Don't be silly, Thia.

Bath salts is a slang word.
It's not literal bath salts.

derp.

Slang term.

>>61

Not sure if Troll or serious moment.

Mephedrone.

Look it up faggot.

I listen to brostep. I know about designer drugs, bro.

>>64
Still idiots have been known to...sniff markers. Sniff Paint. Lick toads. Sometimes Bath Salts just mean Bath Salts.

Also people got a weird high when they used to rub those thick, but old Erasers on their skin.

I know it's a drug since you said GOOGLE it, but just saying. People have done stupid shit.

on behalf of my year 9 class (including my teacher) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY THINKING? I mean seriously, fighting and then one guy starts eating the other guy's face. I mean you have to be FUCKING INSANE! to do that.

>>67 hi, welcome to america the place where youre either normal, or batshit crazy. Either that or fat.
also, the guy was on a fancy new type of drug

Bump.

As this has been resurrected.
I would like to at least say something on this >>67 Bathsalts, or put simpler lets just say heavily drugged.

Bump.

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And this is why you don't do drugs.

Get the guns! It had begun!

Update time!
Apparently the only drug found in his system was Marijuana.
http://news.yahoo.com/tests-only-marijuana-face-chewers-system-205604519.html

>>76 you arent funny, quit posting that meme all over.

>>77 hes a troll, hes gonna continue.

>>79 hahahaah so funny

>>80 then wouldnt it be wise to contact bossman

He is not a troll.
He is a FAGGOT!

>>82

Jeez Chrome. You mad.

>>83 I am incapable of human emotions.
It is just a fact, you are a faggot.

Ok, everyone, chill out, now is not the time to be arguing, we are making peace, not violence

>>85 Hush.

That's sound scary.

oh yeah i heard about this i think he was high on bath salts i think

What the hell's up with Doll's name.

>>89 Tried to fill in the information him/herself perhaps?

>>90 Well... They're probably the most dumbest person I've seen on here then if they think they could "fill in the information" themself. The fuck.

Uhhhhhhh...... Ima bit creeped out with this article...... But really? I mean come on, please. Zombies? I really think that this is a little far-fetched. But I do believe that there is a drug that can turn people into zombies.

>>92 read the thread.

>>92
>Says zombies are far-fetched
>Believes in drug that turns people into zombies.

fuck that shit i'm keeping a weapon near me if it continues

Actualy did anyone hear that they found nothing in his system exept marijuana? Heard it on the news a few days ago

>>96
It's because it doesn't show up in your blood stream. But Marijuana didn't cause it at all.

Thats,like, really scary.I thnik I'll just stay inside for awhile..with a gun next to me...eep

Thats,like, really scary.I thnik I'll just stay inside for awhile..with a gun next to me...eep

That's..uh....okay.Wow.Creepy.

>>97 did not know about that but still makes me curious of what else he actually had in his system if anything besides marijuana

*Cocks Shotgun*

WAH!! ITS STARTING!~

WAH!! ITS STARTING!~

They found marijuana, but some "undigested pills" in his stomach. They're still trying to find out what it was.

Holy fuck, this guy's an animal!o-o

Aw no zombies Im still keeping a knife close ro me.

>>107 why not bring 4 with you? Thats what I'm doing.

bath salts anyone?

*shutter* that's scary

I have been hearing things like this alot lately. Its really freaking me out. >.<

yeah I've heard alot about that stuff happening, zombies r scary. if u know how to make one, guess bath salts are one way... but god that is FREAKY! *Shutters*

>>110 totes scary!

its the VIRUS SOLANUM. its starting to take effect on humans, and theres no stopping it, unless theres some crazy way the scientists are going to create an antidote, but well all be dead by then, or gone insane with "MAD COW DISEASE".the world is starting to crumble until it is gone, and were going down with it.

>>113
If you're joking, okay. If not, you're a moron. It's a drug they are snorting. No VIRUS. Nothing like that.

this is strange. it reminds me of that movie the serpent in the rainbow.

this is strange. it reminds me of that movie the serpent in the rainbow.

this is strange. it reminds me of that movie the serpent in the rainbow.

Why would a guy chew on somebody's face?

I heard some stupidly far-fetched rumours about zombie apocalypses and stuff...

Wow, this is serious. I hope nothing bad happens OnO -keeps a wooden sword next to couch-

>>118 he was on drugs.

People are just crazy...
But I think too that he was on drugs. Or i would saY, i HOPE he was.

OMNOMNOMNOM