1 Name: Feral : 2011-11-09 18:12 ID:OBh2CGGF [Del]
Heard this one on the Bob & Tom radio show this morning:
A 50-year-old Croatian man is facing criminal charges today after he went to a hospital and told doctors that, during some sort of weird sex game, he'd gotten a 2 cm anti-aircraft shell stuck where the sun don't shine. AKA, his anus. Kind of crosses a line between kinky and disturbing, no?
Doctors were able to remove the shell, which, according to Geekosystem, was eleven centimeters in length. After helping him out, they were forced to call the feds on him, because possession of an anti-aircraft shell is illegal. Go figure! Now, the man might go to jail if the feds find more explosives, sex game-related or not, in his home.
Doctors also turned over the shell they extracted to the anti-explosives unit covering the case, who we're sure were just thrilled to receive it.
2 Name: Ridden : 2011-11-09 18:44 ID:xLFFOUWV [Del]
that's.....disturbing.....o.o
3 Name: Lt. Dodger : 2011-11-09 19:10 ID:fseSeQf4 [Del]
Dem AA shells blow up anything and everything.
4 Name: Phoenix13 : 2011-11-09 20:36 ID:C+cmWVlg [Del]
...that's just weird. Why would anyone...
Forget it. I probably wouldn't want to know why.
5 Name: ultispy !L9K4OkD6Mo : 2011-11-09 20:50 ID:v8vwWiz4 [Del]
At first, I was like "ಠ_ಠ No...no...." Then I couldn't stop laughing.
6 Name: 10reapaer01!fPdAB8uxSM : 2011-11-09 21:36 ID:bU32tRW6 [Del]
All I have to say to this man; you're doing it wrong.
7 Name: Ribon !/u7dT3gKM2 : 2011-11-10 02:51 ID:IEH/fuIS [Del]
If you're gonna stick something up your butt, BUY A SEX TOY. Or, like, ANYTHING that isn't illegal and/or explosive. LOL This is really sad, in concept. Like... WHY!!! (Err... Not that I actually WANT to know... Believe me, I don't. XD)
8 Name: KittKatt : 2011-11-12 08:37 ID:riuNWppk [Del]
this defines the word disgusting, thats just wrong, and why an anti-aircraft shell! (nvm, i probably don't wanna know...)
9 Name: Akira Malfoy : 2011-11-14 15:11 ID:1/5191Cf [Del]
some people (like this man) probably have a kink of doing something dangerous and 'exciting'. while to us 'normal' (i say in quotaions because even normal people have weird quirks) people it seems as though something wrong and gross, mind you I have heard of A LOT kinks but this is the first I have heard for this one.
10 Name: Kenji : 2011-11-14 16:26 ID:NO1HxgYb [Del]
Yeah I agree with akira I mean thats pretty funny to me since its the first time I've heard it
11 Name: 8u881e5 : 2011-11-14 17:42 ID:WErp53no [Del]
Wow, that sucks... In the @$$ maan...
-.-
12 Name: Kumo !NC09qbtR1Q : 2011-11-15 15:04 ID:K5fwFkqu [Del]
to each his own i guess.....
13 Name: Ranger : 2011-11-25 21:42 ID:s1E0vMu8 [Del]
fire in the hole
14 Name: QWERTY : 2011-11-25 21:46 ID:auZ+GAix [Del]
thats messed up man!!!
15 Name: red mi$t : 2011-11-26 00:08 ID:nqmPB+1w [Del]
ha lol if he would have squeezed his cheeks togther u thuik it would have fired the bullet
16 Name: Ranger : 2011-11-26 00:42 ID:s1E0vMu8 [Del]
>>15 that would be one glorious fart
17 Name: red mi$t : 2011-11-26 01:23 ID:nqmPB+1w [Del]
like the spleen in the movie mystrie men ha ha bump
18 Name: Amaterasu !0UZD1OR/j. : 2011-11-27 20:42 ID:Yv49uymh [Del]
O.o Why...?
19 Name: Darasuum : 2011-11-27 21:11 ID:1Xc8gsw3 [Del]
what is a man like that doing with that kind of artillery?!
that's what i want to know!
20 Name: BarabiSama!!C8QPa1Mt : 2011-11-27 22:35 ID:ulTmX3CI [Del]
bump
21 Name: BlackAfro : 2011-11-28 00:39 ID:QR+fRI3u [Del]
where the hell did a Croatian get an AA shell??? I thought they were pacifists...
22 Name: divineraccoon !lOJ5tap5Nk : 2011-11-29 15:10 ID:tzXWzXw9 [Del]
bump
23 Name: TheBlackRaven : 2011-11-29 22:19 ID:qhFI23Pg [Del]
He was 50
He shouldn't be able to..... How did he...
24 Name: Daili : 2011-11-29 22:44 ID:E+ZNLNG9 [Del]
WMD.. This is not the 1st and wont be the last
25 Name: Equinox : 2011-11-29 23:32 ID:C58V8rXK [Del]
I do not have any comment on this what so ever mainly cause I'm in shock right now.......
26 Name: CrAzEd KiNg : 2011-11-30 20:32 ID:/t7tq/Sz [Del]
WTF IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
27 Name: Number.13 : 2011-12-01 12:10 ID:YnpG85vm [Del]
omg that made me laff so hard and wtf why would you do that i whant to know what was going in that mind of his whin he did that. XD
