Please do not punt me for making another thread but I love it so much -_-'

The point is: I start the story, and other will keep continuing the story, and then you'll see were it leads. This depends on you guys and gals to see where it ends. (ORIGINAL THREAD: http://dollars-bbs.org/literature/res/1372179236.html)

Let us begin with the end:

The End(?)...

the end is near...... said the cat god

A young woman hears this ominous message... and tries to reply.
"... God? Are you talking to me? What do you mean 'the end is near?'"
People nearby hear this, and keep their distance from this seemingly insane young woman.

A nearby man called the police, and they took the seemingly insane woman to psychiatric ward, where she kept conversing with the cat god about the end of the world.

The woman, however, knew that she had not been insane. The voice, the voice... it was right there! The cat god had been with her this whole time, the one true god was the god of cats. The god of cats, cat god... the end was near, she needed to stop it. Holy god of cats please don't let them take me away,
I'll do anything for you, my one true god!
"Please, please!"
Her shrill voice echoed through the walls of her home as she was restrained, arms choked forth and led from the bathroom to the van.
"I'm not insane, I'm not—!"
I'm not...

Then cat god appeared again, telling her these words,"You shall not explain what has happened, otherwise, doom will reach you all sooner then before. You must endure the punishment the outside people give you, and then...

...all humans will dye because Amagedon has come and the wordl was burned to ashes and smok and after that a new era shalt begin.

- The End -

Or so you thought.

However, due to the magic life saving abilities of spiderman, the world was saved. And went back to the ordinary day.

But the woman had transcended the realm of mortals and had become...

Spidergirl. Yes, Spidergirl, basically a gender-swapped version of the dude who literally just saved the world from Armageddon. With her newfound powers and responsibilitie, she...

Opened a new fast food chain, Spidey burgers! Little did she know...

...that there was still an evil conspiracy going on.
Formed in the underground a religious denomination called "the Armageddonians" planned to destroy the entire human world with the dark magic of an ancient artefact.

Fortunately, Kingsman saw what was happening and busted into their secret lair, taking hold of the artefact and...

Got shot in the head by Jules, who then took the artefact and cleaned it to see that it was really "artifact", which meant...

the bomb hidden inside the fake artefact exploded, causing...

fragments of another world's history to spread around as memories get to people's mind & cause them to have another paradox and made them confused of what's real. But spidergirl already knew...

Because she was working with the ponies from MLP to tell the future. Knowing that the memories would go through the world, she found MIB and...

convinced them to erase everyone's new memories of the other world's history. It worked.

-End of chapter 1-

Chapter 2

"Congratulations." Said Cat God, "You have passed the test Spidergirl, Nyahah, I have another task for you."

That other task was...

to hunt down the great blue serpent & then grill him with the fresh lemon sauce,

To begin with, Spidergirl start a war with Marcus and then...

Iron man suddenly flew down from the sky and...

he save spidergirl, because he love her, but when iron man wants to land, he unintentionally land his face on the

marcus's car. Marcus is so...

Amazingly uncool. He didn't even know what special abilities his car had.

Angry and throw a dirty pig. It make

A big quality ability in the world and make the car.....

>>25 no double post!

iron man swollen, spidergirl shocked when she sees that and then...

She jumped up, looking towards the sky, and then turned into a dolphin because...

Sorry with my post I don't know what's The rule

She hit that her sees and iron man groan to his wound. It sound like .....

a miracle to the narrator. The narrator then swears a lot to the point where...

>>28 everyone make mistake dude, I'm cool

Deadpool pops up next to the narrator and slaps him to try fix his mouth.

And They became friends and threw a party.

Now back to the Story with Iron Man, Marcus, Marcus' car, and Spider girl Dolphin.
Spider girl, now had the ability to turn into a dolphin or human at will. As She began to comprehend this She thought that it Might Be useful in her search for the great blue serpent to grill with the fresh lemon sauce for Cat God.
She...

she crashed the ship on planet "even more earth"

Which resulted in her gaining the ability to fly like superman, after fusing with her ship.

But her ship had an attitude and they constantly argued.

argued about 3 humongous jewish fish surrounding them

>>35 jewish? You make jokes about jews? People like you are the worst!

>>35 Yes really the worst! I can't even find words to tell you how I think about you! What are you? Christian? Islamist? Respect the jews moron!

>>37 Why don't you use that Google my dear. I see you're provoking readers and that could work apparently if you ask me.

Jewish is a name of someone and served fish dishes which called "carp Jewish-style" nowadays. Look who's the moron now my dear~
You're the ones who's actually in "the worst" here.

>>35 After a while, the fish lost interest and swam away, however...

>>38 Oh really? How lucky you must be that you found an excuse. You are surely proud of yourself. Enjoy this moment. I will keep an eye on you. The Jews have always been the chosen ones. God chose the Jews to be superior to everyone else. Remember this before you use Jewish again.

And one more thing: I am provoking readers? You must be joking. Obviously the one provoking must be you, because I did not use words like Jewish even if they are names, it is still disrespectful and misplaced.

>>40 You said it, and thank you for that life lesson. I'll remember it, I really am. And can we switch back to the game. Thanks

and however! A big carnivorous whale appeared out of thin air, spidergirl quickly...

transformed into a giant turtle. When the whale tried to bite her, the teeth wasn't able to penetrate because of her shell. She quickly did a rapid spin forming a whirlpool. in her momentum, she tackled the carnivorous whale, making the whale unconscious.

She then continued her task given by the Cat God. The Only one True God.

jumped into it's mouth to...

to have a tea party with...

The mad hatter. Sitting in the wet mouth, she got lost in the massive tooth gap.

Little known to her, the tooth gap was actually the Bermuda triangle, and she had just landed in a startled Poseidon which was suffocating under her tremendous 'power'.
With the God of the sea now dead, our protagonist has inherited the sea and with such enormous potential, she attempts to buy Google...

However, before she can buy it a dog pops out of nowhere and steals the deeds, eating them.

But she's persistent, and she managed to outrun the dog. She didn't expect the dog had so much stamina and energy to chase her. Until she came with a realization, that she has to run for days and nights. Until she stopped by the google store only to realize, the store got burnt down to the ground.

then dis guy came and said: suck my dick or ya gonna die.

Then a girl came out of nowhere and pointing her Desert Eagle at that guy's head, "Stop it and go buy me a candy". The guy sighs as he walk away searching for candy store then suddenly...

SuckMyDick just disappears into thin air. No one knows how it happened, and no one really cares, either. The girl was upset with no one to buy her candy. But then she remembered she had a gun, and decided to rob the candy store. To do this, she...

Walked into the candy store, holding out the gun towards the clerk and screamed out "GIVE ME FRENCH TOAST NOW!" Sadly...

suckmydick didnt disappear into thin air and waz still hidin somewhere near by n waitin...

waitin for a right time to call for taxi and go home leaving these problem, meanwhile the girl had realized something is fishy nearby. She found MrSmd and held him hostage so the clerk would give her candy. Spidergirl don't know what has happened to her journey of hunting The Great Blue Serpent, but one thing for sure that...

...we knew was that: she wanted candy.

She then shot MrSmd and the store exploded. A bunch of nothing came out. She cried, and then out of the ground a blue serpent slithered out. Out of nothing else to do she murdered it and took to The One True Cat God.

Cat God, overjoyed at the sight, rewarded Spidergirl with a stores worth of candy.

-End of the Cat God Arc.-

-End Of Chapter 2-


-CHAPTER 3-


I kicked...

and bumped this thread because i feel like it. though..

I felt stupid because people were watching me.

Beautiful people. I...

...was starstruck. Since when did the stares of strangers melt my skin off?

Spidergirl thought she was invincible. And yet, the stares burned right through her. She desperately cried for help. She cried for The One True Cat God. If it truly needed her, where was it to save her? At that moment she felt utterly betrayed.

And then...

The cat god had appeared in front of her.

The cat god exclaimed...

"DES-PA-CITO..."
and then someone interfered with a
"STOP"
She screamed. Spidergirl knows that the cat god likes despacito & she is the other way around. Then spidergirl said...

"I thought you left" to which the Cat God shook their head and left.

Spidergirl was left alone until Docere, her high school math teacher walked out from the shadows holding...

... her exam paper. Mr Docere's eyebrows were furrowed in his signature expression. Spidergirl mentally slapped herself for neglecting her studies. And oh, how she wished Cat God would reappear and take her with it, far,far, away from her impending death by Mr Docere.

...Then Mr Docere had a sudden thought about Spidergirl's feelings about her exam results, so he decided to give her a second chance at the exam.


But then suddenly, Cat god appeared out of nowhere and gave Spidergirl a hard slap in the face using...

another Spidergirl from a different timeline.

Just to let you guys know, everything that this story said before might be real or a lie. Figure it out by your self. Good luck.

were the last words of author Wryte Ringer as he sunk into the abyss known as the Dibihili Verse.

They were the final words he spoke, yet others spoke more. Of where the writer went- and of what he became.

Lessons never followed led to misfortune far and wide. The Truth and lies were mixed within. Which? We won't tell you. You decide.

And so it was decided....that this story will continue with an Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion tier NPC system.

G A M E S T A R T

As the game has now begun, the idea that it was is being torn asunder. Is Life the name of this game? Why do we play it?

my name is Ladan and I'm a 17 year old girl who happens to be eating a donut playing this game at an Internet cafe, or is it really a game? maybe I'm just a character in a world not my own .....

Ladan is also a dumbass who is clumsy. Even though everyone tells her different, she believes her constant back luck curses the people around her.

She's right.

Just then a young boy around the age of 12 walks past her table to sit at the one behind her. When he sits down the chair breaks. Everyone’s eyes turn to the loud clump as they see the little boy covered with his burning hot drink running down his body!

Suddenly, the boys skin seems to be melting like candlewax
'Why would this happen on the day I'm supposed to watch endgame?' he cries

everyone in the cafe then seems to scream in horror as they watch the boy turn into a cyborg. His skin was gone leaving only a robotic body. Ladan not knowing what to do ends up gawking at the young boy completely mesmerized.

"Oh, great" he drawls, sarcasm clear in his voice. "I can't even visit this Lilith-forsaken planet for half a day without something like that happening".
The only thought that passes through Ladan's mind at the moment is how weird his still-boyish voice sounds coming from the robotic body.
The supposed young boy stands up and looks around, as if only now realising that everyone is gawking at him.
"Oh, right" he says, his voice suggesting that he suddenly remembered something important. "Witnesses. The professor told me we can't have those".
And before Ladan can even react, the man next to her falls down, his face contorted into a mask of horror.

Ladan watched apathetically as the people around her started dropping like flies. Their expressions were etched in gruesome agony, limbs twisting, cracking, and contorting unnaturally before stilling like manequins. Given her lifetime of bad luck, running into boy-turned-cyborg killers weren't anything too seemingly out of the ordinary.

She casually wondered if cyborg boy would be able to shed some light toward her circumstances. She had long since suspected she had been touched by something not of this world, hell, maybe she didn't even belong in this world. Bad luck followed her too often to be a coincidence. And the people --the humans -- around her were too fragile to deal with its consequences. Maybe cyborg-boy and his people would be better equipped to handle her curse.

Just as she was mulling over this thought, she was suddenly blinded by two glowing red orbs. She blinked in confusion, only to find cyborg boy staring directly at her. Cyborg boy made a high pitched keening sound.

"There you are!"