>>25 Curse of the Haywired Mouse 2 (the chronicles of Chronos and Namie)
A Horror Story
by Kurosuke
Whilst investigating the death of a local troll, a trolling weeb called Chronos Google uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, Haywired mouse circulating throughout Dollars-BBS. As soon as anyone uses the mouse, he or she has exactly 5 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look glowing. A marked person feels like an angered Neko to touch.
Chronos gets hold of the mouse, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a domineering Nyanka balancing on a wasted troll, an old newspaper headline about a trolled accident, a hooded Pieface ranting about toe nail and a drinking well located in a dark place.
When Chronos notices his nose hair have Neko-like properties, he realises that the curse of the Haywired mouse is true and calls in his kekistani buddy, a lurker called Namie , to help.
Namie examines the mouse and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the domineering Nyanka balancing on a wasted troll particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Chronos and Namie pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Pieface. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
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Praise for The Curse of the Haywired Mouse 2
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another Haywired mouse for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a domineering Nyanka balancing on a wasted troll. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded Pieface really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Chronos and Namie get married."
- Zob Gloop