Switched Bodies Fan Fic
NOTE: This fan fiction may have been done inaccurately. The author tried hard to have the dialogue match what the people would say if such an event occurred. This is a fantasy made from the author’s imagination.

Characters:
Girl Kida
Kou
Shizuo
Skye
Usui
Shizu-inu
BakaJay+
Cuttie
-Axlar-
Tenshi

Introduction: Well Axlar was taking about OBE, so I spoke about the Fairy Tail spell that switches bodies. Then I said the spell and we all switched bodies. We now all freak out…

-----Story----
Tenshi: Well what if we tried a spell that switched people’s bodies from Fairy Tail. Ugo deru rasuchi boro kania. (Rainbow light appears and we all switch bodies)
Tenshi: Wait…..WE SWITCHED BODIES ACTUALLY!! (looks down at self) OMG! IM IN AXLAR’S BODY!
Axlar: (looks down at body) I’M A GIRL NOW!! YESH! BUT IM IN TENSHI’S BODY!
Tenshi: What about the others? Who did they switch bodies with?
Cuttie: Uh….(looks down at body) I think I’m in Jay’s body.
Tenshi: NO WAY!
Baka Jay: I’m in cuttie’s body! (smiles and pokes upper chest)
Cuttie: NO DON’T DO THAT! IT WILL LOOK LIKE I’M MASTURBATING!
Tenshi: O.O…Boss I’m sorry..
Skye: and whose body am I in? (looks down at body) I’M IN SHIZUO’S BODY! I’m in that bastard’s body. I think I will cut myself..
Shizuo: NOOOOOO! I’M IN THE PERVERT’S BODY!!
Skye: Who are you calling a pervert? (glares at shizuo)
Shizuo: No one…
Tenshi: Shizuo…this is the reason you get in so much trouble, you can’t keep your mouth shut.
Shizuo: shut up ro- I mean Tenshi chan.
Tenshi: oh what’s that? (kicks shizuo)
Skye: HEY! YOU KICKED ME! REMEMBER THAT WE ARE IN DIFFERENT BODIES
Tenshi: Oh woops…(kicks skye)
Skye: YOUR HURTING MY BODY!
Tenshi: (facepalm) dang..
Usui: hmm..I THINK I AM IN ARREIS’S BODY
Shizu-inu: And I’m a guy now. Now I am bigger than Max. I can carry him..(smiles and picks up arreis)
Usui: Hey arreis…you know ur carrying ur own body..
Arreis: I know
Tenshi: It still looks like Max carrying Arreis…LOL
Axlar; Now I can understand how it feels like to be a girl..
Tenshi: uh…well I’m going to keep this change for a couple of hours for axlar.
Kou: I am in Girl kida’s body
Girl Kida: NO TENSHI ..THAT IS A BAD IDEA..
Axlar: no..tenshi its okay
Skye: NO SWITCH US BACK RIGHT NOW
Arreis: I like this ..keep it up for me ..ten ten
Usui: NO..she will keep carrying me..but then again..she can’t hurt me..ha…So I can tease her all I want.
Jay: (pokes upper chest)
Cuttie: AHHHH!
Arreis: No, I can still hit you. Your in my body…so it doesn’t matter..
Usui: aww…T^T
Cuttie: SWITCH US BACK!!
Jay: (continues to poke self)
Cuttie: see he is going to make me look like a masturbator…
Tenshi: well lets keep this up for 20 minutes…….
Girl Kida: Well I’m fine with the switch…But I like my body…as long as I get it back I am fine.
Kou: yeah..what girl kida said
Skye: BUT IM NOT FINE!!
Cuttie: Neither am i
Shizuo: YOU STOLE MY LINE SKYE.
Jay: I like this body..(smiles and starts touching self)
Cuttie: NO!!!
Tenshi: O.O..JAY!
Skye: O,_,O (nosebleed)
Shizuo: O_O
Kou: JAY JAY!!
Tenshi: Let’s chain him up…(chains cuttie up) And since Jay is in cuttie’s body he doesn’t have his powers. MUWAHAHAHAHA…and that means NEITHER DO I AND THE REST OF US DO….
Axlar: So I have Tenshi’s power…interesting..
Kou: I have Girl kida’s power…o.o
Usui: I HAVE DEMON LORD POWERS
Arrei: oh shit…
Shizuo: I HAVE POWER!!
Skye: THAT BASTARD HAS MY POWER!
Tenshi: uh..axlar could you get the thing in my pocket..
Axlar: (reaches into pocket and hands Axlar the object)
Tenshi: NOW I HAVE MY SHOCKER! I AM NOT COMPLETELY POWERLESS!
Jay: (is chained up now) hey someone save me..(starts crying) The chains hurt..Q~Q..
Cuttie: No! Don’t try the innocent, cute act!
Tenshi: No one will save you jay..muwahahahaha
Skye: CHANGE US BACK ALREADY!
Tenshi: soon..but first hey axlar do you understand how it feels like to be in a girl’s body?
Axlar: Well sort of…you can switch everyone back now..im fine
Tenshi: OKAY..EVERYONE I AM SWTICHING US BACK NOW..(unchains cuttie)
Cuttie: FINALLY!!
Jay: Not yet..come on…
Skye: DO IT NOW!
Arreis: aww ..it was fun carrying Max around..(puts Arreis down)
Shizuo: Ro-Ten chan say the spell
Usui: phew..but when we switched back I wanted to be carrying Arreis..aww
Tenshi: usui…lol..okay everyone pair up with ur body……(pairs up with Tenshi)
Shizuo: (pairs up with shizuo)
Girl kida: (pairs up with Girl kida)
Usui: (pairs up with usui)
Tenshi: aruboroya tesura rugi gou…(rainbow light appears and we all return to our rightful body)
Skye: IM IN MY BODY NOW!
Shizuo: Thanks road
Tenshi: (kicks shizuo)
Shizuo: DAMNIT TENSHI!
Usui: I’m in my body now…hmm..(picks up arreis) payback
Arreis: HEY! PUT ME DOWN
Cuttie: I’M IN MY OWN BODY FINALLY!!!
Jay: (pokes cuttie)
Cuttie: (pokes jay)
Axlar: (looks downat body) yep its my body….
Kou: OH IM IN MY BODY!
Girl kida: and now I have my powers back…
Tenshi: well that was interesting..but I’m not doing that again…
Skye:YOU BETTER NOT….
Shizuo: if you do..i’ll call you road forever,,,
Tenshi: and if you do, shizuo, I will throw daggers at you
Shizuo: well in that case…I won’t….
Jay: aww I was having fun…
Arreis: same here jay..
Kou: well I really didn’t care
Tenshi: well…im not doing that ever again…
***THE END***

Seriously Tenshi?
You write a story with like,all our friends and forget to include me?And to think we just chatted yesterday too.....*Crys in corner*
;-;

Great, now I know who to look out for. That completes the list of fanfagsragulars that spread their fanfagregularbabies.

Now, I'm just being a bitch.

>>4 haha what? That was just confusing. Buttt i have a fealing i kinda agree.

And what is this? Is it a story? Chat quotes? That made absolutely no sense. And im sorry, but what was that? I wouldnt call it a fancic. Can someone clarify?

>>5 It's a chat fic...maybe.

It fails at being even that. It most certainly isn't literature.

>>5 instead of explaining, let me link you a self made dictionary.

http://dollars-bbs.org/personal/res/1334460144.html#1033

-fangasm: (v) The act over obsessing over something, Durarara in these cases, because you are a fan.
-fangasm-baby, fangasm-children, or fangasm-child: (n) An idea created out of fangasms.
-fangasm-jizz: (n) All of the shit that's said/typed when one has a fangasm.
-raising a fangasm-baby or nursing a fangasm-baby: (v) To encourage or nurse the idea that comes from a fangasm.
-fanfag: (n) A person who has fangasm.
-fanfaggyness: (adj) Being an obsessive fan that has fangasms.
-fangasm-fucking: (v) Bouncing fangasm-baby ideas off of eachother and helping raise or nurse fangasm-babies.
-having a fangasm-baby-shower: (v) The act of many people complimenting, helping nurtur, or helping raise a fangasm baby.
-fangasm-baby shower: (n) when people get together to compliment, help raise, or help nurture a fangasm-baby
-fanfagregular: (n) a fanfag that comes often enough and has been here long enough to be considered a regular
-fanfagregularbabie: (n) ideas created by a fanfagregular
-fanfagbaby- (n) fangasm-baby

I should make a complete list of all of my possible terms and post it here some time. The last three I've added for your benefit.

>>7 Haha okay. I love the descriptions XD
>>5 I agree this couldnt be considered anything close to a story.