I'm honestly surprised nobody has spoke of Texas yet. ._.
Challenge accepted.
I'm a born and raised North Texan, and have lived here all nearly 21 years of my life.
Everybody has the image in their head of the stereotypical Texan. 10 gallon hat, flannel shirt, ostentatious belt buckle, jeans and boots with the accent. The "howdys" and barbecue, rodeos -- you get picture. In Mesquite, the city I live in, it's all pretty much true. Mesquite happens to be home of one of the world-class rodeo facilities, so yeah.
Texans are very proud creatures. Our pride stems from mainly two causes: Our moment in time where we won our independence as a sovereign republic, and in a nutshell, the size of our state. Really. Many Texans (mistakenly) believe we have the right to secede (and advocate it), and the our flag is the only one allowed to fly as high the the U.S. flag. (Any state can as long as it's flown on a different flagpole, otherwise it must be flown directly below the U.S. flag on the same flagpole. Fun fact.) Otherwise, Texans are rather hospitable people most of the time.
There are Texans who fit perfectly into this stereotype, and then those who don't quite fit that stereotype at all. I classify as the latter of the two categories. I have never dressed cowboy of my own free will, nor do I really desire to. I also happen to have a rather neutral accent, compared to those of some of my yokel friends.
Texans love sports. Football, especially collegiate football, is practically a religion in Texas. Many are familiar with the bitter UT/A&M rivalry, and confrontation can and do get heated between Longhorns and Aggies. In Dallas, we have the Cowboys, Rangers, Mavs, and Stars. We've got a lot of love for our teams, especially the Rangers as of now with the hot streak the've had the last couple years.
Other major sports in Texas include Hunting (or Shooting in general), Fishing, and NASCAR. Don't eeeeeven get me started on NASCAR.
Because of our location in the Bible Belt, you can be sure that there is no shortages of churches in any town anywhere. It's rather annoying, sometimes.
Texas weather is legendary. Between the violent storms of Tornado Alley in the Spring, the fucking shit-hot Summers, the unpredictable Autumns, and the annoyingly cold Winters, our weathermen have quite the task to handle.
Trucks. Pickup trucks as far as the eye can see, usually piloted by the yokels fitting the stereotype, sometime caked in mud. I really don't understand the appeal of it all. Oh, and good luck trying to drive around, Texas drivers can be fucking madmen.
Barbecue, Steaks, Burgers, cooking out on the grill in general. We love it, quite a lot. Texans can eat improbable amounts of food. Oh, and many Texans love to relax with a cold beer.
Country music is the music of choice of a majority of people around here, and Texans enjoy line dancing, two-stepping, whatever, to said country music. Yet again, I really don't understand it all too well.
Texas has a variety of locales and climates, much of it overwhelmingly beautiful. Once you get out of the metropolitan areas, the wide-open spaces go on forever. Although, Eastern Texas is just a forest with some cities scattered in there. The Texas Gulf Coast is my personal favorite, it's just...amazing. No other way to describe it.
I don't really fit into the Texan stereotype at all, but I'm pretty damn proud to be a Texan, and with that I will close this summary of mine.
In jest, I leave you with
THIS parting video as another reminder of what makes Texas great. :P