Halo mye mane is Rajesh Oraolensa an i need youre healp. I hev a polemb wheree i alwa ask woomen to showe me thiere bobs. i am a sexual predader.plse halep me.

Ask women to show you their boobs, ask men to show you their dick - who cares?!
But don't steal others' usernames - that's very uncool.
Got it?

Aren't users free to choose the name they like?

apparently >>3 is right Chronos, this is where tripcodes take its part

>>3 >>4
Yeah. Normally they are.
Nevertheless, the faggot in >>1 didn't write bullshit like "I'm a sexual predator" for the first time and it looks pretty much as if he's a troll or a retard.

What has this to do with the name >>5?
Don't call people a faggot or a retard on introduction. It makes a bad impression. Here is the first board where new members are posting on. Let's all be polite here.

>>6 FindMuck (the real one) is one of the most respected users here.
You should really know him.
OP is a faggot for stealing his name - I was just stating the truth.
I have no intentions in being polite to someone who's talking bullshit like >>1.
If you want to pray your politeness to someone try your luck with the SuckMyDick guy.

You are really impolite >>5. Because of you the new members will all get scared away.

Human wordl will burn! I see it in me dreams! Thou shalt die in agony worhtles human sacrifiecs! No tomorow left for thye siners!

>>8 lolwat
The only person impolite here is OP for:
1. writing bullshit on introduction, main etc.
2. using the name of someone else

>>9 That's all we needed.
Amen.

>>10 So you call others faggots when they use the name of your beloved friend FindMuck? He must be precious to you. Are you gay? You can tell us. Nobody will think bad of you or your beloved FindMuck. We will accept it. We love yaoi, you know? I think FindMuck and Chronos will be a cute BL couple <3

>>9 This is so interesting. Can you tell me more about it?

first thought: wow, how this innocent introduction became salty!
second thought: FindMuck and Chronos a couple? rofl

am i the only one who thinks that >>2 was completely right to tell >>1 that it's uncool to use the username of someone else?

>>9 is the best comment here.

anyways i'm new here to. nice to meet you!

Woaw

I hate Chronos. You are always so mean. FindMuck is annoying.

>>13 This introduction was never innocent, it was bs from the start. We should let it die.

>>14 I agree. I read Rajesh Oraolensas post on main a few days ago. He truly could be a troll.

>>16 You are mean too.

Calling others a faggot or retarded is a bad manner of Chronos, I don't like it tbh. The yaoi talk isn't much better tho.
As said before: Let this thread die!

sage

SUCK MY DICK!

This became so weird. The first introduction with that much attention.

WTF happend while I was offline?!
Guys, you sure have no hobbies lol

>>16 Cry more about it, faggot.
And next time when complaining, show me your username and don´t hide behind an anon, pussy.
Got it?

Yikes, me thinks we went over our 'faggot' usage limit for this board. And FindMuck is my bae, tyvm Chronos #FindYourOwnMan

Also, with the name stealing thing, he originally posted this message on main under a different name then went to use FM's, which is why Chronos labelled it stealing. However, tripcodes clear up all confusion owob

*goes back to lurking*

>>21 Shit dude, don't just drop a bomb like that and leave.

wow christ NZPIE I didn't even know you still existed on this site I thought for sure someone would have banned you lmao
INSTEAD I THINK THE SITE HAS BECOME YOU
god help this place man

It seems like all the trolls of the BBS are assembled in this thread now.
I'm so excited who will get FindMuck in the end XD

>>23 Random is where I am?

So wait... who are you again?

WRITE A FANFIC.
CONTRIBUTE TO THE COMMUNITY BY OFFERING YOUR IMAGINATION.

The beginning of the Ryukagoka x FindMuck x Chronos fanfic is like:

Ryukagoka and FindMuck are a couple dating at the beach. Ryukagoka feeds Findmuck with ice cream. Suddenly FindMuck doesn't seem to realize Ryukagoka anymore, he stares abstractedly at an athletic guy who is surfing. Ryukagoka follows his eyes and recognizes that it is Chronos, a guy who works at the beach bar where he and FindMuck dated the day before. He instantly gets jealous and decides to regain his date's attention by spilling some ice cream on his bare chest. FindMuck's attention is still only for Chronos, therefore Ryukagoka decides to lick the ice cream off FindMuck's chest. Slowly, gently his soft, warm tounge flickers over FindMuck's skin, causing the other man to shiver.
'Ry-Ryukagoka, what are you doing?', FindMuck askes in slight confusion, his face heated and redish.
Glad to have regained his date's attention, Ryukagoka smirks: 'You looked distracted and I don't like you being distracted. You are mine, FindMuck, entirely mine.'
FindMuck's breath stopps for a few seconds, then he turns away ashamed. 'I-I wa-was lost in thoughts...', he mumbeles, while remembering the day before when he had been in the beach bar with Ryukagoka.

*flashback*

It was almost midnight when FindMuck stumbeled to the restroom. The world around him was shaking and his head aching from too many shots and the loud music at the bar. Suddenly a hand grabbed his collar, pressing him against the wall, and a second hand pressed a knife against his throat.
'Ey, pussy, gimme a dollar, wanna buy drugs', said a murmuring, husky voice.
'I-I don't have money', stated FindMuck the truth. Ryukagoka carried all the money that day.
'Don't ya dare kiddin' me, gimme ya money, bitch!'
A hand smashed FindMucks head against the wall and then a fist hit his stomach. FindMuck sank on his knees, groaning in pain.
'Gimme ya money!', repeated the man angrily.
'I ain't got no money', FindMuck whispered, praying for help.
The men was about to kick FindMuck, when suddenly a voice interrupted him: 'Kicking someone who's on his knees? What a pathetic move, faggot'.
Angrily the man turned around, staring at a young man in a waiter suit. 'Any problems, kid?'
'Right at the moment? No. But you will get some problems if you will not immediately fuck off.'
'Watcha mouth, kid!', the man shouted, then he attacked the waiter with his knife. The next thing happening, happened that fast, that FindMuck barely remembered it, finally the man who had threatened FindMuck lay on the ground, whimmering painfully.
'Are you alright?', the waiter asked FindMuck and offered him a hand to pull him at his feet.
Fighting his speechlessness, FindMuck nodded silently, his thoughts getting lost in the bright, beautiful eyes of the waiter standing in front of him.
'Be careful when alone. These gangster faggots are everywhere', the waiter continued still holding FindMuck's hand gently in his.
'T-Thanks', answered FindMuck quietly. 'You helped me...'
'Chronos. The name is Chronos'
'...Chronos', ended FindMuck his sentence. 'I'm FindMuck'
'Nice to meet you', Chronos smirked. 'Hope to see you around'
Then he walked away. The man who had attacked FindMuck hobbled to the opposite direction.
'Chronos...', FindMuck said to himself, remembering these eyes and his soft, warm voice. Eyes and a voice which appeard in his dreams from that day on.

*end of flashback*

'Lost in thoughts?', Ryukagoka repeats sceptically. 'What thoughts?'
FindMuck shruggs. 'Nothing in particular. Just this and that'
He had not told Ryukagoka about Chronos, because he knew that his boyfriend was very, very jealous.

Now it is Ryukagoka who is lost in thoughts. Something is wrong, this is for sure. FindMuck is hiding something and Ryukagoka dislikes secrets in their relationship more than anything else. Still he tries to ignore it and changes the subject: “Hey, FindMuck, let's go swimming! “
FindMuck nods. “Okay.”
As the two walk to the beach, Ryukagoka recognizes Chronos who comes out of the water. Water is running down his naked chest in shiny pearls. He smiles warmly when he recognizes FindMuck coming closer: “FindMuck! What a surprise to meet you here!”
“Oh, h-hi!”, FindMuck stutters, smiling back shyly.
For a moment Ryukagoka feels like somebody had stabbed a knife in his heart. Coldly he glares at the young man: “Who are you?”
“Umm… this is-”, begins FindMuck, but Chronos cuts him off. “Hi. My name is Chronos. Nice to meet you.”
“Ryukagoka”, says Ryukagoka monotonous. His attentive eyes examined the young man. He looks attractive, this Ryukagoka has to admit. Way too attractive for his opinion.
Chronos' attention already switched back to FindMuck who tells Chronos that he came here for swimming.
“I know a real good place for swimming. A place not so crowded. I can show you the way.”
“That would be-”
“No need to show us”, Ryukagoka says bluntly. “We like many people around.”
“There are diving courses and-”
“Thanks, but we don't need diving courses”, Ryukagoka cuts Chronos off roughly.
Chronos smirks. “Okay then. See you~!” He waves when he leaves the two young men at the beach.
Ryukagoka realizes with discomfort that FindMuck's eyes follow Chronos until he vanishes.
“Who the heck is this Chronos?”, he asks after Chronos is gone.
“He… is… He is the waiter of the bar we went to yesterday”, says FindMuck now. “He helped me when I got in trouble with a gangster.”
Ryukagoka raises an eyebrow. “You got in trouble? Why haven't you told me?”
FindMuck bites his lip. “I didn't want to burden you.”
Ryukagoka took FindMucks hand and lifted his chin with the other hand. “FindMuck, you are the most precious person in my life. I will always be there for you and protect you, but you must always tell me the truth. No secrets from now on.”
FindMuck nods. And before he is able to give an answer, Ryukagoka presses his lips against his lips. The softness of his lovers lips is all FindMuck thinks about for the next minutes and he deepened the kiss.

What has happened while I was gone?!

this has become too interesting, should I archive it when its over?

>>28, >>29 This story is good! Continue pls!

>>30 archive it before somebody comes and deletes this because this doesn't belong on introductions! ;D
This could be a new chapter of the history of the BBS!

this is hot <3 keep it on pls!

OH MY GOD *blushes*

Now make it smut owo

I continued the fanfic on random:

http://dollars-bbs.org/random/res/1503807749.html

Thx for continuing it Maimai <3