>>1 This introduction is awesome. Still doesn't beat the bunny one, but it's pretty good.
Look at how well written it is. BITCHES, THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THE SKILL OF PEOPLE WHO SHARE MY HEIGHT. And how to properly write an introduction, but that's besides the point.
Anyway, welcome to our humble abode.
Are you a boy or a girl, by the way? O-o' I can't tell.