I'm Anonymous. This is your first lesson. You'll see me everywhere. I'm a lot of people. Some of me will lie, but most of me will be honest -- so beautifully, brutally honest. Get used to it.
If people can read what you write, they're more likely to like you. This is your second lesson. Capitalisation, punctuation, etc. are essential skills when you cannot convey intonation through text. Learn to write or learn to record yourself speaking instead.
You are valuable if you can create connections. This is your third lesson. Link me to something interesting, show me something about you, tell me something you know and you will create connections. Humans like connections and they'll like you for making more of them.
Very melodically and nakedly,
Anonymous the Omnipresent, Anonymous the Wise, and Anonymous the Total Bastard
