'Ello! I am new to the site! I just figured I would join in the ____, that goes on around here. And yes, I read the FAQ, and I am not here to be a massive troll. Anyways, I'm out!
lol you silly wankmeister with your "'Ello!" and shit. Honestly surprised you didn't make your introduction a Joseph Ducreux picture. It would've been just like you. Whatever the case, welcome bro.
And I know you know him irl. That's pretty obvious coming from your post. Besides, you love Texans and Grape Kool-aid. You just don't know it yet ('w')
Also, shutup about the puns. I don't knead this, you know. ಠ_ಠ