I'm Umbra Serpens girlfriend.

Just, y'know, thought I should introduce myself. Even though I don't come here that often in the first place...

BUT, that's cause I don't have internet, and I don't get internet access that often.

SO, WANNA KNOW STUFF? Just ask me, and I'll answer ALL of the questions! - I just don't know when I'll be able to answer. Lacking internets sucks.

Watch my social awkward powers activate. +shot+

WOAH!

It's Umbra Serpen's girlfriend?
Well, WARM WELCOME TO THE DOLLARS!

I don't really want to rant about the basics, and since Umbra Serpens is your boyfriend, I guess you should already know how the site works. FAQ, description and some problems regarding trolling on the site etc/

I don't really have any questions... OH, your thoughts on Bread, the types, flavor, like or dislike and etc would be much appreciated :D

YAY PENNY'S CUTE GIRLFRIEEEEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Has anyone ever told how cute you are..? WELL YOU'RE VEEEEEEEEERY CUTE

So anyways, welcome to the Dollars, ComicCreator~!! :3 Tell Pen to come more often V: It seems he's been busy with you.. D:

Read the Desc+FAQ~!! Hope you have a fantastical time here~ :3

Hey, Comic Creator :) Glad you could make it to the BBS!

>>2, Yep. She is my awesome GF with the superpower of social awkwardness. She is fantastic.

>>3 I'm on the BBS as often as I can, Kanna, and I was online earlier today, though the chat room was non-existent, and nobody joined my room before I had to get off for class :( CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK MESSAGES.

Welcome to the Dollars Miss Umbra...

I would have said Miss Serpens, but that would be weird... Anyway good luck finding friends!!!!

Although I'm sure of won't be hard.

Lumen... The title "Miss" describes in unmarried girl, who therefore would not inherit the last name of her current boyfriend. This would be the case until the title changed to "Missus". So, currently, she is "Miss Creator". I have almost no idea why I felt the need to delve into the details of exactly what you said for correction, but perhaps it was all of the stupidity I had to deal with at work tonight.

Hello there, and Welcome to our little site.

>>6
Well.. that doesn't mean she can't take it anyway...
She can be whatever she wishes.
Miss Creator, Miss Comiccreator, Miss Umbra Serpens, Ms. Umbra, Ms. Serpens, Ms. Creator, Ms. Comic, Ms. Luffy..... Doesn't matter that much....

Anyway it is nice to meet you Miss, and I look forward to seeing you on the BBS more.

If someone legally changes their last name to mine without being my wife, I shall be somewhat concerned... In addition, Lumen, with that final last name suggestion, you have probably just made yourself her 2nd favorite Dollar ever. When she sees it tomorrow, anyway xD

Lol, I figured she was one if not both of the tumblrs I was given a few months ago, the one with lots of One Piece and especially Luffys!!

She is only one of the two. Comictor hasn't been on since the first time she came here. Oh well, lol. But yeah, I think this is probably one of the warmer welcomes I've seen on this board.

Welcome to the Dollars! Read the FAQ and all that snazzy stuff if you haven't already, and enjoy your stay!

whoa whoa whoa. this is the supposed girlfriend the snake has? you're not just some imaginary figure or a seperate IP he's using to deceive us? my world has been turned upside down.

>>13 I'm as surprised as you are!!!


Hmmm.... you need to buy her the interwebs now Snakey we must see her more. We need another non-nooby person around for less stupidness on the Threads. I hope you've trained her well.

>>14 I can't afford interwebz AND a phone... I have taught her much in the way of the BBS.

>>15 what are you doing on the internet? don't you have a girlfriend? dumb bastard :P

>>16 well, this is just an assumption but it is school time where I live so I and I should hope she is of a similar age as him, so they are probably still at school... Therefore they are either unable to be with each other, or they are in the same class with each other.... In either case he does have the ability to be on the internet... For now.

Or they do not go to school this late in which case GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GO SEE HER...

or there are many other options....She could he working, or Umbra could be working,
Or he could be with her now and this entire post here would be slightly pointless....
That's where my money would be!

It's fun to fill in the blanks with random thoughts...

Oh mai. It's snakey's girlfriend :O Fancy meetin' you here! I'm BarabiSama, the bunny of the welcoming committee. I hope to see you around the site as often as possible~

UMBRA. You better treat her well >O

Lol.

Umbra couldn't stand leaving us all for his girlfriend, so he compromised and brought Ms.ComicCreator here :D.

I'm sure he loves the BBS toooo~

Yes, ComicCreator it is nice to meet you.

I am Lumen Serpens, the Serpent of all things not Umbra...
It is in fact a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

OH MY GOODNESS. WHERE TO BEGIN...

>>2 Thank you!!>3 OH REALLY, I'M CUTE, HUH? I am happy to hear this>4 I'm glad that I could make it too!!>5 // >>20 I won't even bother with the whole Miss thing, since it seems that Umbra has already ranted at you about that.

THANKS FOR THE WELCOME~

And you may call me Miss Comic. Or something... Maybe even Kevin. I'M ALL GOOD WITH ANYTHING. OR PERHAPS...

It is nice to meet you too Lumen!

>>7 Greatest picture on the internet. Forever.

>>12 Thanks~!!

>>13 YEP. I'm that herp a derp's girlfriend believe it or not. I AM 100% REAL.

>>18 HAY GUUUUUURL. It is nice to meet you~!! I will try my very hardest to come on here as much as I can~

If Umbra don't treat Comic well, there will be a BUUUUUUNCH of angry people coming after him.


...

I feel as if I made this waaaaaaaaaay too long... OH WELL.

I like writing too much. ;w;" +shot+ ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO STUFF ABOUT ME. Or answering questions. YOU KNOW.

I'm such a narcissist... oTL

>>16 I was in school at the time. Now I'm at home, spending time with my family. I have my priorities sorted just fine, thank you.

>>18 No shit, Bunny Bra. She's too awesome not to treat her well :P

>>19 Haha, true true...

>>20 No... Just all things the /opposite/ of Umbra. You are not Ignus Serpens, or Glacie Serpens.

>>21 Wow... Kinda derped around the beginning...

OH WELL. YOU GET THE POINT.

Oh, and ComicCreator... Barabi's a guy.

>>24 My statement stands.

>>25
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT
"OH, your thoughts on Bread, the types, flavor, like or dislike and etc would be much appreciated :D"

I still want to know, opinions are very important to my substantial well being.

Oh, hey there Umbra's significant other.

I don't really have any questions for you, I guess, but hello. Umbra's told us a lot of nothing about you.

Also that might be because I never see him online for some reason.

Also that might be because I'm never online for some reason. And when I am, he isn't.

>>26 I LIKE WHITE BREAD. Plain is okay, but I prefer it toasted and smothered in Peanut Butter. Mmm...

I'M SORRY~ I answered it in my other post, but my other post failed hardcore, so it didn't show up.

THERE IS YOUR ANSWER NOW, MY FRIEND.

>>27 I have told a majority of you about her, you just weren't there. I'm rarely online anymore because of school, work, chores, and ComicCreator. The fact that you're rarely online is probably a large part of why you haven't heard.

>>22 actually everything is light or dark,
Fire can be light or dark,
Earth can be light or dark,
Therefore everything can be considered Lumen or Umbra,
Glacie and ignus are on a different level of the Universal hierarchy.....
Ha I'm right....
1. Umbra, Lumen
2.Terrae, Ignis, Aquae, Aeris
3. The sub catagories, like wind and Glacie

BTW I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU...
In Latin fire is spelled Ignis, not Ignus.

So sad.

As for questions....

How tall are you?
What is your favorite color?
Do you like cheese burgers?
How do you take your eggs?
How do you eat potatoes?
What's your favorite fruit?
What's your favorite anime?
How old are you?
How long is your hair?
Do you play an instrument?
Do you like fruit?
Do you have a bubbly personality?

>>30 Fair enough with the physics, but don't blame me for my English speaking phone's damned auto correct.

>>31 I'll let her know, her library time expired, and she'll be back on sometime tomorrow.

;)

>>31

Height; Short as hell, bro. Probably five foot nothing.

Color; GRuokgfjrrrrrrkfg - Yep, that is my favorite color. Nojk. My favorite color is GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~~~ It is quite a fantastic color. Yes yes.

Cheeseburgers?; They are delicious. But I like them with only ketchup. I'm pretty lame when it comes to food... Super picky... Ehehehe...

Egg Style?; SCRAMBLED. HANDS DOWN.

Potato Style?; I prefer them mashed.

Fruit; Oranges. Oh god. YES. THEY ARE THE FRUIT OF GOD.

Anime; ONE PIECE. IT WILL FOREVER REMAIN THIS WAY. CAUSE IT IS JUST THAT FANTASTIC.

Age; I am currently seventeen.

Hair Length; Uhhh.. The back and one side is really short, but the other side goes down to my chin... In other words, it's pretty short and fabulously sexy.

Intrument; Nope.

Fruit.... V2; Yes. They are delicious.

Personaility; I don't know... Yes? I guess... If I am not busy being shy around people... It depends on who I'm with.

>>33

GOD. NO. CREEPY WINKING FACE.

STOP THAT.

By the way, we're on the schools wifi, so almost any posts from either of us over the next 7/8 hours will probably have the same ID lol

>>36 suuuuure. you're just the same person and she is a made up figure. we all know it, don't deny it you samefag :P

in other news, i really cant think of any questions i have...i just sort of saw this thread and felt like i needed to patronize Umbra and give him shit about it, as i like to be consistant.

Mustache clouds are not allowed to speak. Especially red ones.

In other news, Kumo should be ignored for the next 24 hours as punishment for existing.

>>36
Hmmm.... Interesting..... We shall see....

>>34 great, what if there was a green Orange eating a scrambled egg, with cheeseburger hands and mashing up potatoes with It's ketchup feet as Luffy ran around the room chasing it so he could eat it.

>>38 I shall only choose to ignore those who annoy ME. So I will not ignore him until he annoys me!!

>>40 Lol, fine. I suppose that makes sense. I'll find some other way to irritate that cloud.

>>24 >>25 DON'T BELIEVE HIM. THIS IS BULLLLLLSHIT. I'm a girl and you know it, Snakey >O

>>42 oh, now when it comes to irritating people is a whole different story

>>43
And I quote the boy or girl thread.

"I am clearly male..."

Unless it's sarcasm, I don't understand it when online.

>>45 barabi's a chick, it was sarcasm. you know, the faces thread. >>38 i think you mean mustache clouds are the ONLY people who can speak. and your 24 hours of ignoring me due to my existence were up a long time ago, you know, due to the dozens of years you didn't know of my existence and the 24+ hours i havnt spoken to you anyways

>>45 It was sarcasm, I was just poisoning ComicCreators mind to get a good laugh at Barabi.

So much love in this thread! O_o I've never seen a thread in Intro get so much attention.

>>48 I have, but this one is about ten comments away from beating that one, lolol.

It would seem that Umbras popularity has immediately rubbed off on his girlfriend, and therefore ComicCreator has ALL the love! Hmm...

There needs to be a form of text specificto sarcasm. Sarcasm needs to be in italics or something like this...

>>49

How many comments away? ;3

After this one, 6. But we're now wasting the comments by COUNTING at this point. Back to the topic at hand, Lumen: SINCE WHEN THE HELL DO I HAVE ANY POPULARITY TO RUB? HMMMM???

>>46
I know Barabi's a female, I saw her in the stalker thread and or/ her art thread. :3

>>51
Italics, you say?

Sounds greaaaaat!

>>53 Since you got a girlfriend...

>>54 WOW that's hilarious!!

>>55 That is a paradox...

It would only be a paradox if she joined before she became your girlfriend and if that was true neither of you would be cool right now.....

Or maybe you would, I couldn't tell you for sure seeing as I cannot see through the different choices you have made....

If I'm cool because she's my girlfriend, and it's my coolness that rubbed off on her, that makes a paradox right?

>>59 It's more of you're cool because you have a girlfriend, plus I'm assuming you're like a mod....
Anyway, ever since you first said you had a girlfriend many people got curious about her, therefore when she introduced herself as your girlfriend people want to get to know her, or be her friend...
Does that make any sense to you or shall I need to make it simpler.

Personally I'm just curious how my opposite is doing!
Or maybe I'm just bored, who knows?

Probably a bit of both.

0.o

Are you really a comic creator?

Are you a good artist?

>>64 I'm sure she is.

>>63 I SAID I'M SURE SHE IS! >:I

IM SURE SHE'S EVERYTHING.

Naice to meetchuu o/ sorry I'm late at der greetun an'all but hope to see you 'round 8D fancy girlfriend of the 'bro'

>>65 hmmm.... She is everything?

Sweet! I've always wanted to meet a singing, dancing, ninja that can make pie while juggling puppies with a hedgehog on her head, and drawing a beautiful painting of starry night!! Can you speak Latin?

She is a fantastic artist, and sadly does not speak Latin.

You shall teach her ALL the Latin!!!

Welcome to Dollars.....

>>1 OMG I totally know you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Jove I've got it!!

I shall call you CC
Nah to generic,
Hmm, maybe Santas Little Helper?
Nah, too simpsony, and long...
I know, I got it!!
I shall call her MiniMe
Not because it has anything to do with me.....

But you said you're short.....

Lumen... No. She has an alias. Use that. I could start calling you "Lemon"...

1. I was kidding...
2.go ahead... I don't mind, it is an alias after all.
For all I care you could call me a stupid Latin freak...
It's interwebs, who the hell honestly cares!

>>72

1) I was being an unreasonable jackass, I really don't care. Like you said, it's just the Internet, although being consistently called something other than your actual alias could potentially get irritating.

2) You'd be surprised at how much some people care about the Internet. We have entire threads dedicated to people who care about the most useless crap.

3) Latin is too wonderful a language for any scholar on the subject to be labeled a freak.

Fine call me a dumbass, no doubt you already believe it...
I DON'T CARE!!!
Now stop creating stupid pointless arguments and focus on your girlfriend like a good little boyfriend I'm sure you think you are!

You seem to be under the wrong impression... I was agreeing with you.

In fact, I think I complimented you and insulted myself. That almost never happens >_>

*rereads response... "Oh my god its true...."

but that's beside the point...or maybe more closely following the point, or possibly it is a little part of the point.

If you didn't notice many of my comments, most of which are meant to be random, or sarcastic were quickly pointed out to be wrong.

I don't mind arguing with people in fact on most sites I do argue... A LOT!, but I try not to do it too much on dollars. Obviously I have not done a good job with this...

but it seems like you are looking for every possible reason to shoot me down! Our names may be opposites, and you may be the dark one, but this is not a stage I am not an actor, and we are not playing roles. This is not a rp...

Oh wow thanks for the compliment!!

Lol. Sarcasm isn't easily transferred over text. Watermelon.

Whoa, whoa. Calm your tits, gentlemen.

+avoiding making this reply longer than it should be, and preventing self from looking like idiot+

Topic switch? I think so.

I am in fact an artist. I personally wouldn't consider myself "good", since most of my artistic friends are waaaaay better than me... I draw mini comics about my life, so yes. I'm a comic creator. I'm trying to start up this one comic project I've had since Middle School, specifically...

When the time comes, I'll scan the things in my sketchbook and post it up in the Art Board... If I'm not too nervous to do so. ;w;"

Probably will be my earlier work, because lately my sketchbook has been filling up with lovey dovey stuff... And no one wants to see that. No one.

Thank you everyone for welcoming me~! ;w; Hopefully I will continue to be (sorta, kinda) active in the future! Even if I don't post a lot... Ehehe... /lurker

*sigh*

Tits are calmed. I hope to see some of your work on the Art board soon :D

How bout ^comic_creator

>>83 That is fantastic. If you do that to my name each time, I will applaud you.

Noted and done!~
^Comic_creator!!
Well, hope you have fun in dollars.

I'm sure I'll have ALL of the fun!

Hello every one

>>85 How do you do that? I haven't seen that done here before.

>>89 I'm on my phone, therefore am too lazy. Perhaps tomorrow.

>>87 HAY THERE.

Muchluv4 basic html

>>88 all different html (well, the majority) are between a "less than" symbol and "greater than" symbol

_sub
^sup

Oh... Okay. +Test+ Comic_Creator

Hmm... "" ""

sup "comic" /sup sub "creator" /sub
No spaced

With symbols

F*ck yeah 100th post on an intro.

Dammmn.... Noyce

>>100 Congrats, Bread. +THROWS CONFETTI AT YOUR FACE+

You introduce yourself as So-and-So's girlfriend? Um... attached much? Why not get famillar with the site and its users and then if anyone asks announce yourself as So-and-so's girlfriend. I honestly don't think that should be the first piece of information you share. Why not introduce yourself as an artist or a roleplayer? Create yourself first then get stuck to someone else. Lol, but I guess I'm just trolling. XD

>>103 I thought you were Umbra's friend~

/Stalker files from the best friend thread.
"Name: Umbra Serpens !T1rQ1UNnww : 2012-01-18 23:19 ID:VI2z6wzq
KazePhantom. He posted once here on Random, in the wish thread. I know him irl, so it's nice to see that he found this place on his own."

He introduced her to the site. I don't see a problem with saying she was Umbra's girlfriend, since it explains her reason for being here :| I guess I'm trolling too though. :$

XDD I had no idea Umbra did that. not did I ask him to >_> (TROLOLOLOL)

As for my relationship with him, I'd call us more "Freinemies" than straight up friends.

And yeah, I guess putting it as the reason she's her isn't so bad, but I also know her irl. and trust me, her art is freakin' wounderful, if she ever posts some here, you'd see. XD

>>103 You know, it'll be like three days before she sees that...

>>105 I hate that word, but I suppose it's more accurate.

>>104 I found a toaster. You shall soon be Toast.

WHOA

EVERYONE HOLD THEIR GODDAMN HOTCAKES.

Kanna wants to see Comic's art. O3O

Lol I'm sure she'll post some when she can, Kanna.

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

hotcakes...

Mmmmm hotcakess...

Answer this... What... Is... MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!

>>111 Periwinkle.

>>111 is it green?

>>111 Brown.... as in poop.

>>2. Mmmm.... Bread....

Btw. Welcome ^w^

>>115 aww now I want a sandwich!!!

Her pictures are up on art board.

Huzzah!!! Underage drinking for everyone!!

>>119 Legal underage drinking. And other things. Caffeine, and lots of it.