I'm not sure if this is already a thread or not, but I looked through the old threads, and I did not see any such. So yeah, hopefully this is legit.

Okaaay~! basically, the directions are simple! Just state your favourite video game quote(s)~! You can do random quotes from your fave games, or just random gaming quotes! Pictures are okay, as well. Simple, right?
Here's one of mine:

"Roxas... are you really sure, that you don't have a heart?" -Axel; Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

"He is wealthy and wears fine clothing. But underneath, all men look the same." -The Heart; Dishonored

Im really hoping this thread takes off because I love all those great VG quotes.

"War.. War never changes.

Since the dawn of humankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything. From God, to justice, to simple psychotic rage. In the year 2077, after millenia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the Apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world.

But war.... War never changes.." -Introduction; Fallout 3

"So! Takeo DID have love affair with stuffed monkey! Look what they made!" *insert hell here* ewe
-Niolai; COD:Black Ops

"I've brushed with deaths so often, I should start giving him high-fives when I pass." --Gordon Freeman (Half Life series)

DO A BARREL ROLL! :)

"..." - Link; The Legend of Zelda series

"This whole world is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth! The truth called 'DESPAIR!' " -Hazama aka Terumi; BlazBlue series.

Love this quote.

I know that this isn't a single quote, but I still always found it very funny.
Doan: Huh... You're strange... You're different from us...
Marle: I think it's because we're healthy!
Doan: Heal-thy? Got a nice ring to it!
-Chrono Trigger

It doesn't matter if it's multiple quotes or not~ as long as their video game quotes, it's okay. multiple is better anyway!

"Pollution! Corruption! It's killing me. Wonderland is destroyed. my mind is in ruins!"
Alice; Alice:Madness Returns

I can't decide on just one so I've put three that I liked the most.

Mithos from Tales of Symphonia:
"Farewell, my shadow, you who stand at the end of the path I chose not to follow."

"Is it a sin to be weak hearted? Not everyone's strong. Not everyone can stand being despised."

and finally, Ghirahim from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword:
"Now you've done it, [Link]. I blame myself. I should have reprimanded you the last time we met, but instead I was...soft. I'd take pleasure in punishing you, but I have no time for recreation. But next time, I'll do more than just beat you senseless. I'll make the affair so excruciating you'll deafen yourself with the shrill sound of your own screams."

>>1 if that's a Legeond of Zelda refrence, that's health, not lives :T Does Legend of Zelda really even use lives at aill?

*Legend

>>13 Kinda, if you count fairies reviving you after you lose all your hearts and have one in a bottle.

>>14 Haha good one~

I found this an loved it!

hahaha it's like a tetris building!

>>16 Ace detective~

"OBJECTION!"-Phoenix Wright(Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney)
>>17 HOLD IT! He could be a kid so of course he would...POST A STUPID-LOOKING REPLY!

"It's Not JUST a Game, It's aMatter of LIFE and DEATH" My Friend Kevin Ramirez playing FIFA

Travis Touchdown: I know a lot of gamers out there who don't have much patience. 'least that's what Bishop the dude at the video store said. So I'm at the register and then I realize: I got no money! I was seriously broke! Why? 'cause I met this smoking hot chick last night at the deathmatch bar and MAN did she smell GOOD! So, being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decided to get a job. The gig: assassinate 'The Drifter'! So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was: this cat, well-dressed, cool. Couldn't tell if he was the shit, or just plain old shit. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive, and packin' heat. Bada-bing. Or at least it was supposed to be. 'Til she showed up. Her name: Sylvia Christel, an agent with this whatchyamacallit association. "Congratulations; you are certified as the 11th best hitman. How about getting rid of the 10 killers above you, and aim for the top?" I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whadaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the Wii Remote right now, just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!

No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can only go where the tracks take it.
-Cloud; Final Fantasy 7

>>20 This, and to add to it.

"Everybody deals with grief differently right? Some people fuck at funerals ... I cut off heads."

"It's called fashionably late, fuckface."

"When you see your bro in hell, tell him: He's STILL a DOUCHE!"

"Would you kindly" -Atlas; Bioshock

I cannot believe this hasent been put up yet

"I HAVE FURY!"
-fawful Mario and luigi superstar saga

"How fine you look dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate too that your condition isn't permanent you're lucky too red eyes suit so few"

"Not the savage find the endurance of pain as a measure of worth"




"Only few find the way. Some don't recognize it when they do,some don't ever want to." ~Cheshire Alice: Madness Returns

I cannot believe these quotes haven't been posted yet....

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"Just a heads up, we're gonna have a super conductor turned up to full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the walls here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do."

-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested."

-GLaDOS, Portal

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it"

-GLaDOS, Portal

"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

-GLaDOS, Portal

"When I said 'deadly neurotoxin', the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find it's deadliness a lot less funny."

-GLaDOS, Portal

"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling wil be available at the conclusion of the test, Thank you for helping us help you help us all."

-GLaDOS, Portal

"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye.' and you were like 'No way!' and I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you.' That was great."

-GLaDOS, Portal


And basically anything from the portal series is hilarious.

so much ha.

I have few more.
"Just 'cause a city files don't mean it ain't got its fair share of fools" -Booker; Bioshock Infinite.
"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist..." -Barriers to Trans-Dimensional Travel, R. Lutece; Bioshock Infinite

Commander Shepard: "ok guys, now it's personal, they messed with my Hamster. Don't worry buddy, if anyone comes by... Go for the eyes."

"Yeah, well I want a puppy, but we don't all get what we want"
-Elizabeth Comstock

The world's made up of numbers. Do the math and you'll find your desired solution.

Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!

Any sound can shake the air. My voice shakes the heart!

-Sho Minamimoto

-"Isaac, are you crazy?"
-"If we use it, we can get through this organic shit."
-"Issac, it's gas that eats your face!"
-"Come on, what the worst that could happen?"
-"...It's gas that eats your face."

-Isaac and Carver, Dead Space 3

>>29 You should've added what Booker said, it would be funnier that way.

"All I have left is my knife.... But that means blooood!" -Richtofen; COD Black Ops

"I'm a potato."
-GLaDOS

All the base

"Ever get this feeling someone's playing games with you?"
"All the time."
Fable 3

Tiny Tina, Borderlands 2.

"But ya know? As long as I got a Molotov, I can make a Firewall!"-Louis, Left 4 Dead

"A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own."
Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid

" There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too." - GLaDOS

"its a-me Mario" uncle Mario, assassins creed 2 i swear to god.

"[The quariens] are doing fine. It's you who should be worried. Tell your friends I'm coming for them-

*Laser Tag*

...Never Mind. I'll tell them myself."
Badassfully.

"Though a fight every now and then does make life a little more interesting, don't ya think?" - Dante , Devil May Cry 4

"Stay away from my Vodka!"-Nikolai, CoD Zombies

“If you have a dream, don’t wait. Act. One of life’s little rules.
Got it memorized?”
-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

"How would you go about punishing villains that the law can't touch?"
- Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia

>>46 I remember that line.

^

I want to share too~!

"Dilly dally, shilly shally..."-Aerith Gainsborough, FFVII

"I knew I was living on borrowed time."-Yuri Hyuga, Shadow Hearts: Covenant

"Not interested."-Cloud Strife, FFVII

Roxas: A-Axel...
Axel: You really do remember me this time. I'm. So, FLATTERED!!


Axel: The name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?

I need to practice my rap
-Dr. Peace, No More Heroes

The guy said this as he was dying

"A scattered dream that's like a far off memory. A far off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to align the pieces up, yours and mine."- Sora, Kingdom Hearts II

Sorry for reviving an old thread but I love the crazy quotes you can find in games.

>>42 lol he totally does, it scared the crap out of me the first time I played. Mainly along the lines of "holy shit Mario is an assassin!"

"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags." Sheogorath, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Shivering Isles Expansion

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone!" Sheogorath, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Shivering Isles Expansion

"Dosh here, grab it while its hot!" - Killing Floor

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" Angry Guard Who Is Angry, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Bumping!

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! I'll burn down your house with lemons!"

"I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me -- straight to the face." -Grunt, Mass Effect 2

"Uh, you know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah, well."-Garrus, Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC

"...The..."-Every English Video Game Character.

"So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister..."

"The smell in this place reminded me of how long it had been since I'd had any food. A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not."

Max Payne, Max Payne 3.

"Rules are meant to be broken, Like Building, or people." Jinx LoL

>>60
Buildings*

"You're drunk."
"Yeah, well you're ugly, and at least I'm gonna be sober tomorrow morning."
-Urdnot Wrex and a drunk Septimus Oraka (in ME1)

"Reality is pretty persuasive, huh? It has a way of forcing you to accept truths that you might have otherwise struggled with forever." -Ayumi Shinozaki, Corpse Party: Book of Shadows

"I have stood knee deep in mud and bone, and filled my lungs with mustard gas. I have seen two brothers fall. I have lain with holy wars and copulated with the autumnal fallout. I have dug trenches for the refugees; I have murdered dissidents where the ground never thaws, and starved the masses into faith. A child's shadow burnt into the brickwork. A house of skulls in the jungle. The innocent, the innocent Mandus, trod and bled and gassed and starved and beaten and murdered and enslaved! This is your coming century! They will eat them Mandus, they will make pigs of you all and they will bury their snouts into your ribs and they will eat your hearts!"

- Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, the Engineer

"The heart may be weak, and sometimes, it may even give in, but I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out." -Sora, Kingdom Hearts
"We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend." Kairi, KHII

Heh, practical way to get rid of annoying family members.

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"You don't just end it cause it's hard. You stick it out, and you help the folks you care about." - Kenny;The Walking Dead (Telltale's)
"God made foolish girls so he could have something to play with." -Daisy Fitzroy ;Bioshock Infinite

"Yes......swooping....is....bad"-Alistair, Dragon Age Origins

Those are minecraft hearts, for health not lives, and you have 10 of them... But other than that its great! :P

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different"-Vaas[Far Cry 3]

"Men choose, Slaves obey"- Andrew Rian Bioshock
"Would you kindly pick up a crowbar or something"-Atlas
"Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt"-Bioshock infinite
"*weird noise*"- Enderman

"Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
-Some random city guard, Skyrim

"War war never changes" ~ Fallout

"HYAHH!" -Link from Legend of Zelda series
"Don't blink!" -Ringabel from Bravely Default

"Is that all strtanger?" -my main squeeze, Resident Evil Merchant Man

"Even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just a playing piece" - President Johnson, Metal Gear Solid 2
"You were almost a Jill sandwich!" - Barry Burton, Resident Evil

"When life gives you lemons... Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! We don't want your damn lemons! What are we supposed to do with these!?"
"Do you know who I am? I'm Cave Johnson and I'm the man whose going to burn your house down!!!! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to build a combustible lemon, and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

"HIYAH!"

"I don't get what all the fuss is. Money is just paper with old people on it."
-Luke Triton

"Embrace your dreams, and whatever happens...protect your honor as SOLDIER" - Zack Fair

Kept you waiting huh?
-Snake (Metal Gear solid 5 Ground Zero

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please..

-Vaas Far Cry

>>85
>>71
:)

'Will we can play over there brother ?' Final Fantasy 10 I think
I can't even remember the villian's name but he made me cry even in the movie I cried again ;_;

Raziel: "You said it yourself, Kain. There are only two sides to your coin."
Kain: "Apparently so... But suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day, it lands on its edge."

- Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2 -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Tidus, Final Fantasy 10

"Dad! I'm in space! 'I'm proud of you son!' Dad? Are you space? 'Yes, now we are a family again.'"

-Space Core, Portal 2

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!- Mr. Torgue

"Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?" - Vaas from Far Cry 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Santa Claus shot JFK. Now where are those drinks?- Cole MacGrath

Barry Burton always cracks me up:
Barry: "JUST A MOMENT; I found something."
Jill: "What is it?"
Barry: "It's a weapon...it's really powerful, especially against living things. Better take it with you."
Jill: "But what about you?"
Barry: "I have THIS!" *gestures to hand cannon*

Great. Just awesome. I think they brought back the "I have this" for RE6.

Everything not saved will be lost, Nintendo quit screen

"Giving up on life is an insult to life itself!"
- Gundham Tanaka, Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair.

"Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite... with that pole up his ass"- Flight Lt. Jeffrey "Joker" Moreau (Mass Effect 2)

Id rather trust & regret than doubt & regret - Kirito

This is Spartan-117, can anyone hear me? Over." - After the Forerunner Dreadnought jumped out of Slipspace near Earth.
"Sir, finishing this fight." - To Lord Hood, from the Forerunner Dreadnought as it closes in on Earth.

People die when they are killed - Emiya Shirou

What is this ominous light that threaten to engulf us? - Regal from Tales of Symphonia

Is it a sin to be weak hearted? Not everyone's strong. Not everyone can stand being despised. -Mithos Tales of Symphonia

"Lucas remembered Claus's scent"

- MOTHER 3

THE FEEELS! Q^Q

"I am the god of neo-Brahmin cuisine! No,that's not giving me enough credit. I fucking invented edible food. Do you like eating? Good. You owe your entire goddamn garbage existence to me."
-Phillipe Fallout: New Vegas

"It's Wei Shen motherfucker!" ~ Sleeping Dogs.

"Just you, me and the authorities from seven states, but those were quieter times" Max - Sam and Max Season 1

''Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... That is Coffee''
-Godot | PW: AA: TaT

"Go home and be a family man!" - Guile

"Hyah! Huh ha!" -Link The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time

"We must be better" - Kratos, God of War (2018)

"All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simply missed a memo." - The Stanley Parable's Narrator, The Stanley Parable

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross." - Legion Recruit, Fallout: New Vegas

"if it lives, i can kill it" Reaper- Overwatch

The last time a big naked dude said he could help me, it did not end well.
-Saints row 3. Pierce.
Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you.
- Baldur's gate. Edwin.
I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T.
- Baldur's gate. Quayle.
Objective: Survive.
-Halo Reach.
Bigby: Anyone ever tells you "you got a big fuckin' mouth?"
Grendel: Oh, it gets bigger.
-The wolf among us.

The cordially invited b****

Boi - Kratos from God of War