It appears I'm late to the party, so I'll answer everyone's who hasn't told their answers yet >:D
>>6 #2 seems almost like a trick...and I can imagine #3.
I'm still going with #2.
>>9 I know 2 is true. #1? bakyura told me you were a medical student or something.
>>10 #2, you sound like a cat person.
...not a nekomimi. I meant a person that likes cats.
>>11 hmm...#1? Just because it's the only positive one :D
1) I'm pale.
2) I am a black belt.
3) I weigh less than 100 lbs.
4) The Cake.
Don't pick 4.