So, do you know the feeling of getting out of the cinema wanting your money back? Any movies you'd like to warn us of? Reasons?
Out with it~

I saw the movie "contagion" and hated it, it was basically a zombie movie >.>

>>2 Fail! (the movie, not you lol)

My personal worst movie is Paul Blart. That's the only movie I've ever walked out of. Half an hour in I was so bored that I just walked out and walked across the street to Reasor's lol.

Vampires Suck it didn't even make me laugh, it was so stupid, even if you really hate Twilight. (I love Twilight, but I was watching it for laughs) it was just...ugh
well that's my opinion. Maybe some people actually thought it was funny.

Dragon Ball Evolution. live action dbz w/ goku in high school nuff said.

>>3 What! Of all movies, you think that one's the worst? I'll admit it wasn't the best movie, but I enjoyed it. Everything was just so ridiculous, I couldn't not be amused by it.

>>4 If you consider the fact it bases its concept off of dumb things like Epic Movie, which based itself off of the Scary Movie series, which itself was a half-assed parody of Scream, which itself was a self-referential parody of horror movies, it's hard to think it would have had a chance of being good in the first place.

>>5 Animation does not usually transfer well to the live action scene, especially with something as far-fetched as Dragonball.
Speaking of which, it's a bit off topic, but what are your thoughts on the live action Cowboy Bebop movie they're planning?

>>6 At least they didn't try to do DBZ or DBGT... I guess the humor in Paul Blart just wasn't my cup of tea. Cuz I've heard lots of people say they thought it was really funny. And do you mean the Cowboy Bebop movie that's supposedly gonna have Keanu Reeves as Spike? If that's the one you're talking about, I don't have high hopes.

>>6 Sorry for the double post, but I just thought of another worst movie (and I've only seen clips from it!). The Room, with Tommy Waseau (Wiseau? Wisou?).

...The Room almost has a level of stylistic suck that invokes bile fascination in all who watch it. It borders on parody, without going over the edge, resulting in something that's just so incredibly bad it goads more people to watch it than it deserves.

I'm not sure what to think about it, to be honest... I'm amused by it but I feel terrible for that.


And yeah, I meant the one with Keanu. I don't know, I feel like the style of Bebop was grounded more in reality, so it has potential for actually turning out good... assuming they don't fuck it up. Which they most likely will, but the fact it's plausible leaves me with a glimmer of hope.

For me, it's any movie that is a remake, or a video game-based movie. Now, some are alright, like RE, and others, but to do them successfully, it requires a team of people dedicated to simply NOT FUCKING IT UP!!!! Really, that's the only thing that these directors lack, and they purposely change things from the original source to make it "Their Own".....This brings to mind the new "Footloose" which looks god awful!

Heavy Metal 2000. One hour and forty minutes of complete nothing. Characters run around in circles and the entire thing is just one huge mind f**k. I never thought someone could animate an entire two hours worth of dissapointment. Don't watch this flick, I regret it and you will too.

The Village by M. Night Shyamalan
The Last Airbender

The first one is only good for the 15 first minutes. The other one is plain horrible (especially for those who know the "Avatar the Last Airbender" series)

>>12 Ugh, agreed!
The Last Airbender was such a disappointment. Part of the animation series charm was it's humor, and the movie was very lacking. ):

Let us not forget the worst movie of all time.... THE SUPER MARIO BROS. If you've never even heard of the game, then maybe it was okay.....XP

Speed Racer... Lol I saw that movie when it came out and I fell asleep. It was REALLY bad xD

>>14 a friend just told me to watch that.


O-O

>>16 Don't listen to >>14 that movie was wonderful, but when I watched it, i was really really high... So yeah...

Oh! And another one to beware:
The "American" adaptation of Dragon Ball Z.
Goku becomes Geeko in it.
They could have done a better job at selecting actors.

In fact, I have never seen a japanese serie well adapted into non-asian movies.

The Day the Earth Stood Still is also plain (why is it always aliens!?!). But not the worst.

>>18 Also to add on in 1989, the Taiwan movie "Dragon Ball: the magic begins" ....look it up on youtube.

But other than that, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was pretty awful. It was bad acting, poor plot lines, trying to shove every MK game reference into one, and the horrible Dialog, ex: "Mother... you're alive" "To bad YOU.......................will DIE!"
But the First movie was awesome.

The Happening was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
Actually, just about any M. Night Shyamalan movie is guaranteed to be shit, save the Sixth Sense.. Or Unbreakable.

oh look, i win. well, at least until someone else posts a Uwe Boll movie

>>22 lol uwe boll movies suck. with one exception Postal, cuz he makes fun of himself in it

i HATED the last airbender even if this was a standalone film it's still terrible and as a fan of the series i consider this film a disgrace to the franchise. there arent enough words that could describe my hatred of this film. another movie that i consider the worst is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs(although it is so bad it's funny) i only rlly like 1 character and it seems pretty stupid 2 me.(no offense to any1 who likes either of these films)

the village!

>>24 It's not "The Last Airbender" it's the "The Last FAILbender" LMAO!!!

I was literally crying of laughter when I saw Ghost Rider because it was so bad. :I
It's not the worst movie ever, but it's one of the worst movies I've seen anyway.

Dragon Ball Evolution

Dragon Ball Evolution that movie ssssuuuccckkeeeddd baaalllsss

Worst movie ever? Most agree that it's Plan 9 From Outer Space, but I've seen some pretty bad movies.

>>15 Speed Racer is amazing, it was intentionally made like that to reflect the original show, seriously if the Wachowski brothers wanted to make something serious they would have done it, and would have gotten the money to do it easily. Also if NASCAR was more like that racing it would actually be entertaining to watch.

>>23 Uwe Boll sucks all around, he has never made a good movie and never will.

>>30 you and the people saying that most not have seen Troll 2, which holds the title "The Greatest Worst Movie Ever Made." There is even a documentary about it and its cult fanbase called Best Worst Movie. The movie even though called Troll 2 doesn't even have a single troll in it, the monsters are goblins. Plan 9 has a 66% on Rotten Tomatoes, Troll 2 has a 0%.

Wikipedia Article Here (nb4lolwikipediaisshit)

Fuck SOPA here is a link to footage from the movie

All the movies listed are all bad and my contribution is Troll 2.

Worst movie ever:

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

*shudders*

>>32 NICE!!!

I have to say.... "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau

Forget Me Not.
It's horny teenagers getting killed off by some little Church girl they harassed. The general story is OKAY.... But then they throw in all the awful, annoying characters and I just want to punch the TV. It's hard to enjoy it at all with how irritating and unrealistic every character is!
And I watched it 'til the end ;^;

Oh, and like a week later I hear some ditzy girl in my class talking about how much she loves it, and she watched it like five times or something.

>>32 Could't agree more!!!

worst japanese drama : Hana Yori Dango. So unrealistic punching. UGHZ Boys Over Flowers wayyyyyy bettter!!!! ~

Every video game-based film that has ever been made.

>>37 try doom, regardless of how similar to the game it was it was still a decent movie

you want a really crappy movie, try "phone booth" it was just horrible, my first rated R experience was a movie where they tried to make being trapped by a sniper in a phone booth suspenseful, granted it was a while ago so i dont remember a lot about it but i remember that it was the worst movie that iv ever seen and iv seen the live action dragonball and avatar movies so thats saying something

>>37 Let's not forget Mortal Kombat. The First film, NOT THE SECOND! THE SECOND WAS A PIECE OF CRAP THAT THEY TRIED TO SHOVE ALL THE MK CHARACTERS IN!..... But the first one was done pretty well, it stuck to the main plot of the game,and all the characters were how they were in the game. If anyone tries to do a game-based-movie, they should definitely look back at that movie as an example of how to not f#$k it up.

>>37 Memories of Super Mario Bros. *shudder*

>>9>>33 I agree, The Room probably gets my vote for most craptastic movie. However, >>37 brought up a good point. Super Mario Bros. was so bad I almost forgot about it.

I can't believe anybody hasn't mentioned The Human Centipede yet.

I know someone already mentioned this but I dont want anyone to miss this:
DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION!!!

>>41 LMAO!!! You should watch "The Humancentipad" from South Park!!! It's HILARIOUS!!

YES, DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION WAS AWESOME!!

You must be brain dead to think Dragonball Evolution was awesome.

That movie was a disgrace to the Dragonball franchise, like how GT was a disgrace to Dragonball and Dragonball Z.

Any true fan wouldn't even think Dragonball Evolution is worth shitting on, let alone to watch or even think about.

>>45 Yes.

I'm glad somebody shares my exact thoughts on the Dragon ball mess.

>>43 And I have seen that episode, Yamie. It is pretty funny.

I saw somebody above mention Paul Blart, that was another god-awful affair. -_-

I don't see a lot of movies really, but the one I saw last at the cinema made me want to kill myself for spending money on it. I'm talking about "The CHange up", that's EXACTLY the type of movie I hate to the core. It's a fucking cliche idea that was made millions of times, it lacks an interesting plot, it uses crude jokes and absurd comedy and that's not funny AT ALL (not for me at least). You would be asking, why did I see it then. Well, Where I live it has a totally misleading title and it was a quick decision beetween a comedy and an action movie, so, yeah. I want my money back -.-

Twilight is a given.

One word: BIRDEMIC

>>49 This one looks shitty...

definitly any of the twilight series

>>45 right on!!
dragonball evolution was the worst movie ever!!

i hate dragon ball evolution. and i hear there makeing a 2nd. just kill me now x~x

OOOHHH NOO NOT A 2ND MOVIE !!!!

>>53 actully there just remaking it with a differant director and Akira is going to help with it this time.

Green Latern. Stay. Away.

Honeymooners, Bewitched, Fat Albert

Bump. Now please, ditch that other thread.

Abraham Lincoln VAMPIRE HUNTER, seriously man..... YOU JUST DON'T DO THESE THINGS.

>>59 Awww, really? I loved that film. It wasn't great or anything, but it sure was fun to watch.

worst movie ever?



Trolls 2
>there wasn't even a first one
>I've seen pornos with better lighting and camerawork
>there was a documentary about how terrible it was

Okaaaay, this isn't quite the worst film ever, but...

Compliance.

It's basically about this guy who calls a fast food chain pretending to be a cop. He tells the manager that one of her employees stole some money from a customer’s purse, and asks the manager to incarcerate the girl until his team gets there. While she's being detained, he feeds the manager all kinds of shit about her, and then asks her to strip search the girl and, get this, leave her clothes in her car for his team to pick up and “test for drugs.” This should've been the point at which the manager said "fuck you" and hung up, but no, the bitch actually complies with this cop’s perverted demands. Anyways, eventually the manager has leave to deal with her work, and so leaves this girl (clad only in an apron) in the watch of various other employees (all male, at the request of Mr. Police Officer). The whole time, this douchebag over the phone asks them to do various immoral things to her, eventually leading to this girl being virtually raped.

I don't know about anyone else, but to me, none of this shit seems plausible. I know most people are stupid, but really, if a "police officer" over the phone tells you that the half-naked girl in front of you must remove her apron and do jumping jacks so that the money she has stolen gets "dislodged from her orifices," does that not make you even the slightest bit suspicious? How about when they ask you to make her bend over your knee, naked, so that you can spank her? And then as a reward for you being so obedient in all this, you’re legally allowed to force this girl to blow you?

And god, you know what the worst part is? I can’t honestly say that this is a bad movie. And that’s not only because it's a well made film, nor is it because the actors all do an excellent job. It’s because I can’t say that the entire concept of the film is fucking ridiculous. Google has confirmed that apparently all the shit in the movie really happened. Which just makes me a little sad.

Ugh, I wish I'd never seen this.

Batman and Robin anyone? xD It did teach us some important lessons though.

Dead Girl. Damn that movie was just shitty.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green...WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT? PENCILS OR SHITTY PARENTS WHO GREW A BOY OUTSIDE!

>>37 What about Final Fantasy?.. They made two incredibly awesome films...

Iron sky - don't watch it. Just don't. Definitely not worth the time.

>>67 BUT IT LOOKS AMAYZAAAAH!!!!

Worst Movie Eer Awward from me goes to-Birdemic 2

Birdemic 2 isn't even out yet you clod way to get my hopes up

Do not see The Last Exorcism Part 2. It is the worst movie ever!

Have you seen the "Company of Heroes" Movie? It's so awful considering it had some decent actors in it.

I question why most of these terrible films are made, but for 1 thing, the "Son of the Mask."

Seriously, the animations suck, they also tend to look creepy.
TOTALLY A FAMILY MOVIE.

well its a no brainer but my choice is still between either The last Airbender or Dragon ball Evolution (obvious choices i know but i mean come on who doesn't agree with me?)

Jumper

The Empty Chair

It's an Indonesian movie. Ir was supposed to be scary, but we just kept laughing throughout the movie because it really sucked.

@ ♪ u mean Bangku Kosong? yeah, im indonesian, and i dislike that movie.

Dragonball evolution hands down

#78'The Last Air bender' beats 'Dragon Ball Evolution' in worst movie race by a mile.

Omg!!! I was goimg to say that movie!!! The last airbender!!!
I thought it was going to be like the apcartoons!
Worst movies $9 of my life! :(

I have to agree Dragon Ball Evolution was awful..

I have to agree with The Last Airbender. Great as a special effects show, but they completely butchered the plot. And when I say butchered, I mean they took the original plot, raped it, choped it up, slowly while savouring it's screams, stomped on like a cellphone, eaten, crapped out, then thrown out the window.

I liked The Last Airbender.

Come get me.

Red Lights made no sense to me

The Last Air Bender was undoubtedly unlike the original plot but it was good as a independent story , i thought it was kinda appealing really

In The Last Airbender Aang was a bigger bitch than what he was in the actual show -.-

Any of the paranormal activities movies. I watched the first one with an ex of mine. They made millions of dollars from that movie. It wasn't even all that scary ( I'm the type of person who laughs at horror movies) The film quality was that of a badly shot home movie with night lenses. I honestly don't see why you would pay money to see a movie of such poor quality.

journey 2- the mysterious island

...all i can say is somewhere out there geologists are crying

I definitely agree that Journey 2 was awful

There's also this vin diesel movie called the Pacifier... just owning it causes me shame

The Avatar movie with the M.Night. It was...oh god help me

>>90 yea, I was excited but since they made the movie with poor planning it was like a rushed story, they just ran over all the events that lead to the invasion of the water tribe. Had it been done in the way The Lord of the Rings movies were done then the first movie would be the first few dozen episodes of the show and thus be broken up into serperate films.

The one thing they did right with avatar is that they did try to fit the entire Fucking series into a single movie..... Like some other dhitty replicas I know *cough* Dragonball *cough*

...Avatar. I was SO disappointed with it. Made me throw my remote at the wall with anger. I legit yelled and was near tears when I saw it. I was so angry. Im still angry. Im angry now!

Chernobyl Diaries....It ticked me off. All the hype leading up to it for nothing.

the lightning thief movie! watched it some years ago... its was like they took the names from the book, then stuck it to another plot. i mean, i thought there were limits.

Were the World Mine....
The plot took FOREVER to get something going, and when it did, it only lasted like 5 minutes. That movie sucked so bad!!! DONT WATCH IT!!!!!

The Hobbit...

Pirates band OF Misfits...just NO

Pirates band OF Misfits...just NO

Rise of the Guardians, The Man With The Iron Fists, Chronicles and worst of all:......Twilight.

Freedomland. Definitely the worst Samuel L. Jackson film I've ever seen.

The lady in black

Snakes on a Plane. "I am tired of these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"

Birdemic: Shock and Terror.

But for real, hyped movies I'd actually say Insidious. The best part is the last 2 minutes, and could've easily been just as good without every part before it.

plan 9 from outer space

Well, it's a show not a movie but, I'd have to say the original 21 jump street with Johnny Depp.

March of the Penguins for sure. Nothing happens. At all. Don't ever get this as a Christmas gift, it really sucks. :(

>>107 Isn't that a documentary movie?

Id say.. Jennifers body. Only thing was I watched ice age while the rest of my family watched that movie. It was a good day for me.

holy crap, i'm gonna have to agree with that March of the Penguins one. It's so boring!! I was in an afterschool program once and they made us watch that movie 3 times!! Never. Again.

March of the Penguins was a good movie.Your opinions are bad.

WTF!!!That Movie was shit!!>:(

When you grow up, you'll see its beauty.

>>112 Just because it wasn't all fight scenes and plot twists does not mean it was a bad movie.

Dragonball Evolution... ruined my childhood :(

>>115 It can't ruin your childhood.Dragonball Evolution is NOT the Dragon Ball or Dragonball Z anime.It's separate.If it made the original animes and manga worse, that would be ruining your childhood, which would only be possible if they somehow integrated this into them.The movie itself is a separate entity and I would really consider it related to the Dragonball franchise in namesake only, concerning the plot.

It was a terrible movie, but not one that ruined your childhood.

Centurion. I only got about half an hour into it before I decided that it was one of the most unbearable things I could ever sit through and almost literally tore the fucking disc out of my DVD player. Seriously, it had shitty dialogue and shitty editing (I swear, every scene was under 2 minutes long), plus the whole fucking thing was reliant on overlong and overly violent battle scenes and big, snowy landscapes.

Seriously, it was pretty much 300 but without the style, and with somehow even shittier dialogue. And of all the films you could choose to rip off, why the fuck would you choose 300???!!

Funny Games, its the worst piece of crap I have ever seen, to start the first member of the family that dies its the child, second when one of the bad guys dies the other rewinds the fucking movie to stop the mother from killing him, and third cause the ending is basically the start of the movie,

P.S i broke and burned the disc after watching it.

Birdemic is the worst movie I've ever seen in my whole life. It's a kind of remake of Hitchcock's The Birds but with shitty special effects and pathetic actors. When you see it, your vision of what a bad movie is changes forever.

The worst movie I've seen in theaters is DBZ Evolution. I wasn't expecting much, but it was worse than I ever could've imagined.

Bump.

Man of steel the superman movie, it was so boring I falls asleep half way through it.

sharktopus <3

Lady in the Water, Avatar the Last Airbender, and That's My Boy......that last one I actually saw for free and I still felt jipped.

Jumper sucks

Sharknado

As Aventuras do Ninja Lóki

@Hana

Agreed

sharknado the sequal to sharknado twilight the first one (it gets better with the wolves) any sexual comidy makes me feel stupid when I watch it and that im goin to hates for watching it an smiling at the stupid jokes that are only funny cus there stupid

twilight. -.-

Omf, SHARKNADO! The name says it all....

Lots of old Schwarzenegger movies!

>>131 Are you kidding me!? Sharknado was the bomb!!!
He fucking split a shark that was FLYING at him in two with a chainsaw!! A fucking chainsaw!!!
And later he jumped inside another shark once again FLYING at him and he fucking cut it open from the inside!! How fucking badass isn't that!! xDDD

10/10

netflix movie "paintball"

The Talking Cat.

It's on Netflix.

After Earth.
My brother & his mate left earlier than halfway out of boredom. Mother fell asleep whilst others found it extremely funny to laugh AT.

Dragon ball evolution is the worst movie ever!

>>48
To be honest, Twilight really isn't that bad of a movie. At least in my opinion. I mean, yeah, it's boring. But at least it's not obnoxious. It's a terrible movie, but it's not the worst. I think it's really it's "popularity" that made it "the worst movie evar."
>>62
That's disturbing. But not nearly as disturbing as, "The Girl Next Door."
That one I couldn't even finish.

>>141 I've been meaning to test my stomach with "The Girl Next Door." Maybe tonight.

>>142
Good luck.

Divergent makes me puke, how can people book Divergent full house when The Wind Rises is empty.

Sex Pot.
Wors.Comedy.Movie.EVER.
And the guy who recommended it to me said it was better than American Pie >.<

Freddy got fingered was not a movie on the big screen it was a tragedy. I don't mean the genre I mean the movie it general.

>>1 DO NOT AT ALL Watch Catwoman. Its... pretty terrible. Or ABSOLUTELY terrible.

The Last Airbender movie, no matter how much I think of it like the Ember Island Players episode, I still want to kick someone's arse

Percy Jackson the Lightning Thief. Just, no.

The second one at least rolls with the universe the first one set up, but the first one is literally ass.

The latest Superman....that was just awful.

Hunger Games : catching fire
Dislike the movie so much... I expected tomuch of this movie

American Beauty..... sooooooooo MESSED UP!!! And just not ok >.<

>>152 No.

>>152 No.

Unless you mean that in a reverse internet speak kind of way and are trying to say you really enjoyed it.

For me it was "Boy in the Stripped Pajamas".... they showed us that at school one year and it was the worst.

>>152 >>153 >>154 I thought American Beauty was alright but over the years it has gotten pretty full of itself.

>>156 Idk man, I've only seen it once a few years ago and really enjoyed it then so /shrug

Dragonball live action. 'nuff said.

i agree with darklord

>>157 I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a good one and if you like movies, it's pretty much required watching.
I just think that the movie is really hyped up and most people that use it as an "inspiration" or whatever, are total plebs.

Clash of the Titans for me. It did make me giggle at some parts, but oh gods, was it for all the wrong reasons.